今天跟我一起打球的一位大湖北本地哥们儿Matt跟我闲聊,问我是中国哪儿的人,我说北京,他当时就兴高采烈地说Lily(俱乐部另外一个中国女生)is from Beijing too!
我当时就想起来Lily的口音来,随口说到,“No she's not. She has a fairly noticeable accent.”
Matt不服,“Her family beach house is right next to the Great Wall, literally 10 minutes drive from the Forbidden City!"
我大脑顿时就被长城下离紫禁城十分钟的海滨小屋给弄短路了,“Are you serious? Do me a favour, search for Beijing Forbidden City on google map. That beach house of Lily's family must be 10 minutes away by private jet..."
"Lily is my fiancé..."
"Fuck! You don't say..."