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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # O/ k8 b2 w- N. E5 W ^: k
* B5 }1 t+ J3 I7 |( |; YFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' H6 t k# b" B, p/ C7 DSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# K: O8 t2 O& P* T9 V+ A% v5 R8 U5 Y3 ~Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 2 Y& h4 K9 V4 a5 I& O* ~, u2 |% O
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: \% I, t' B$ j$ kSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / v8 E9 z( L r; k% v, [6 X ~
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / O4 R, n& I- x# {& {
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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N- k- P" Z" \* B+ \! qFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, r' }' L6 }6 z$ }, J! R' PSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ ^- ~3 j: W0 q j- r# `Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
* g/ M) g7 P0 w: r5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex % Z3 y! J' H3 P" w3 E) U% e& y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 8 |# R) j- p! j! L8 M E0 [ H7 b
Second Date: You get more great head.
2 \ u6 i9 {4 k I1 M: q( ZThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. / Z2 e+ C/ G9 ^: O5 E* w2 [
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , b L p7 C; a+ U, _0 }# V3 M. ~ ?, [
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ' n0 C: _0 o" T5 t& G% U& x
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # Y9 J& m6 J3 B6 c" z& D3 C1 F! h
7 j* n: ~! A0 ?( F/ O* H+ s7 yCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# R( F6 t9 B9 O5 Z# {% ^6 cSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # H4 K0 l* x- ~6 x( r3 K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 2 ^9 U" |6 ^$ F8 w8 G
- p: A- s V$ z2 MINDIAN WOMAN:
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& K" M3 }& r3 Y( V: G; G% I; U: x, AFirst date: Meet her parents.
6 u1 I3 N, w! TSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ( a4 B- G m2 S; M" h
Third date: Wedding night. ; p- E6 q! Z4 M$ k
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BLACK WOMAN: " l0 k/ x" R& V. J- L% p+ j9 H5 m
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; M: T: b S. z7 S2 l3 D$ |' HSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
5 X: S& @, e" ?$ MThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 5 |6 o+ s1 C) d/ ]
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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" r9 f" u8 `9 R$ C8 n, H* X& }LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
: Z$ z3 ~5 v% }# `Second Date: She is pregnant 8 Q! n) M# d" e# [- o( P
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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