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; A6 W& c# M: e6 @9 UA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 6 N8 N7 A" ]0 G2 r
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. : \4 `* f, Q& p# ?& I1 I4 H6 P2 `
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
d r' E" i; lThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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# Z' D4 X9 A- l4 YIRISH WOMAN: 3 J f. C# p; w* `% W
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( i' v* P D0 q$ B3 O+ k |Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 S+ f0 v' {! W: @20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ B9 F: b! J3 ? C# m- k2 K) w7 VITALIAN WOMAN: ) B6 _! C; Z' z3 e1 |
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
* ?7 z. e, a$ K- G" [) lSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 q" c; R2 o3 U
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( l2 [. G) k0 C
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
% ?% E$ [# n* g* p9 z$ D4 w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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4 H. P" l; n4 [$ s- i' j. Y7 xJEWISH WOMAN:
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2 j- U4 Z$ @* ]" {First Date: You get dynamite head. 2 `: n+ w1 X/ v8 W
Second Date: You get more great head.
8 p' G, q0 \6 r$ h6 ~9 E2 DThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( a$ G+ w$ s* }1 YSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ' l, T- f( n% g( _0 g
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. # x, E( T8 v0 d
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 2 J: W O8 R, O4 T* {+ M( T& b
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 f. J) n, ]! x5 S% d, ^+ S
& v" b+ t3 N9 F2 R! C# sINDIAN WOMAN: % t. l4 e, |* R/ l, m$ l8 J
' g7 I* ^2 H( _5 t' xFirst date: Meet her parents.
" y; q4 T6 F7 eSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. - t; P/ H" y7 w; ^
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: & d+ ?1 |- y* o/ l# \
8 I: L! b' L1 S: u$ ]7 y) \First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 ~7 U- q8 w t9 T) p. [
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
( J0 d. l' d. }3 d; eThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 l" h* f' ]2 h; c
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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# f. B) c0 C3 O3 W7 j# ELATIN WOMAN 6 h+ D s0 q$ q5 b
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 6 _6 W3 _/ s4 Q1 T$ A
Second Date: She is pregnant
P/ H& K [* ?. B8 K( AThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. , ^8 \# D4 T5 B/ P. s2 d8 ]
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