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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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7 M1 K0 V# I$ G" B5 IFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 4 Y; u5 u0 M3 U. b3 |2 E$ y
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. " @3 g3 t/ S7 j) W7 d
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * l) u, d+ _- j( g+ J# T
0 i: {- \* z6 s/ R0 {* IIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & o3 q7 `5 o6 o. B5 e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + g3 q& J1 d& r- q4 ?2 G
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 \$ \6 z* b3 f* I
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 5 ~8 t5 L* S0 H
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 9 `! N7 e- P$ K# s$ n& H
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs , z& I" \8 Z+ P9 h" T$ Y4 u
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ q9 p7 a5 k- U- X2 e
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- }" O- R1 R/ U1 k" b3 e6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! i4 n2 n, `) v9 }! s+ r
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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' C, G2 N1 j6 {4 i+ R$ ?6 G) M8 K( EFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 3 K8 m! U( m. ] `1 x2 `% M
Second Date: You get more great head.
+ R- E, E# ~) F* q9 I7 o1 p/ v4 XThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 7 m, I3 n) h5 i, [* |& @
0 O/ @; x) ~, nFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. - ]1 o, s$ [. U2 U# s. }$ |9 o( H
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 r) L7 R% e/ o% R5 |9 E# q
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 p, m' q% |# Z/ Q' m$ eCHINESE WOMAN:
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+ \2 S8 @1 y" p, v; f* i' ~; s. ^First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% D0 U2 @$ x/ `6 @6 I; TSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4 t3 G6 i e8 T% D N; p2 X
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. / ]4 J$ E2 T$ L& f
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
0 h1 L% N2 O. b" }3 ?Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ( c2 u `/ x4 X0 \6 F [5 k; n+ p
Third date: Wedding night. 7 @5 u3 R2 |, b! Q1 ]+ t4 ^, [
- S/ Y1 U+ r' P: q) eBLACK WOMAN: % c# G8 S& \6 c! G' L& j( Z9 a
; m* ]9 K% d8 VFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( k' f2 r ?* E% j& d5 u& g+ USecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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) c6 ^& @/ r& K" MTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 O/ ~6 y( r2 e2 [8 l
& ]- u: G5 P! Z7 z2 a$ YLATIN WOMAN
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5 j. Q( w( m! I% aFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
/ m9 L, s5 c) Y( V8 C0 Z7 w4 [, ]8 GSecond Date: She is pregnant 8 l1 P9 I2 `8 N* Z5 u
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 W" I& A/ V* [& ~7 k2 k! {
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