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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ a% t' }& z5 `3 o3 F M% `Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. / U- j; @# g4 h( }" `. C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ) n1 U3 m" C$ W5 B
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IRISH WOMAN:
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F* U( z k9 ?8 r* w% i/ BFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 }# T. {8 @) S$ _, ^Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 A- ^2 i z3 _7 o20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 0 y! l5 P4 N' } a% {
- a! L2 v) @! u1 x) iFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
@: q" P$ f% n+ [1 L9 WSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. v. X4 V7 A8 i+ H, u- {5 s2 UThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
8 r2 `, e; Z/ A7 F# q. Y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ) ?9 |3 m9 [$ o
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: . ^3 Q& a' W8 I- v* B& ~( @, g6 o: c
+ w- y( h1 c4 {; dFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 7 s* q6 F6 K, l' P+ N
Second Date: You get more great head.
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, q" N6 H4 u% {& m. c' FPOLISH WOMAN:
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: D1 L0 o% s- ^# J* x# O0 FFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
2 x" [1 v! }5 }. ]% L% mSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. " ~ B7 e$ J( p: Y; `; h
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : F. z* x$ Q2 F7 m f" w
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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* t0 ?) N$ V/ z& T# J' g- Q0 t& [First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ( t" B9 v- |6 w! ^
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. / E. C$ _5 w; e0 U4 V
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: $ T! Z) V1 }& D2 ^! |9 x) r) p1 K
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First date: Meet her parents. 0 z# g2 m: A4 m( X$ e. j
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, \2 |! e. y1 H' OThird date: Wedding night.
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# I9 g6 z5 A; b+ dBLACK WOMAN: + E; t8 A: r/ T! E# `3 D( G
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 u8 M( F8 p Z# N
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
5 ^% T/ K) N+ l8 P3 ZThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 0 B5 p" m( l! J! C2 |5 V1 D3 v2 ?
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 8 n7 T' T X" y7 j1 [8 v
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 0 h( V' v! H! V9 z1 |- B( G" ~6 S
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