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Women Of The World
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9 Q2 V; P* S9 }( vFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * G$ [2 n0 V8 h- B
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: [0 A' l& m( V% m8 \9 C# qThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 |9 a6 ?# N8 m/ D+ r- Q |- ?+ l0 X
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IRISH WOMAN: ' t5 O7 U7 X1 F7 j# Z
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. F8 {. J, k9 f" y! J6 n9 N" eSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : @% R- @, H/ p6 D2 C2 X
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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$ h0 }5 R1 I" J$ ~ITALIAN WOMAN: K* D$ @* M& B- ~7 G9 j+ }
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
" R: w: a; ]! E: b* D8 e/ @Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # A- f+ q3 R r7 w
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring " s& a& U4 m8 @ D7 W& x9 | y2 o
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex # D1 |3 B/ a8 b
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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# E1 v8 ?, u1 J/ d3 S3 ~4 r$ ?& QJEWISH WOMAN: 6 @. g4 v$ E0 [+ @) T( U! }
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ; l6 Z# N4 j: \' r3 q
Second Date: You get more great head.
' R/ w8 ]" w; n8 A5 `3 uThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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: Z5 f3 g; ~+ B2 d/ c$ WPOLISH WOMAN:
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$ V( u9 t( a/ S3 V" \' X% zFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 B; ^- L C% A( @8 D1 v) R# sSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- H9 `) w* [% ]: f( P9 {Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. / M2 C- T7 B# m/ d! r% E# s
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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+ ] H0 {9 i2 S% @; Y1 ]First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
8 w+ _! V3 P8 f1 J4 Y' VSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 }# X2 X" g6 D) j
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. * i. I) H9 \* A
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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/ q0 _! x4 I5 r0 m4 g: A6 D4 wFirst date: Meet her parents. 9 a; e+ X/ s' \/ z/ d& U% k( |
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 S( H2 V! N- g, D6 f) ?Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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0 d% c" f( c5 p. h' A' LFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % _; v# D$ j- S2 E" W7 r
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 `! b; M2 `) f# l3 eThird Date: You get to pay her rent. " ]4 }4 C, b9 k0 y+ P" L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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( @' N6 p) v6 `LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 1 q0 v( F$ o. }6 O6 J* C. ]( u
Second Date: She is pregnant
* A E9 [. l" @ oThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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