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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: d5 X! F" ]8 B$ G# }+ i
X2 E8 p& Q# W% p. l* [- c% mFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ' L( H" I* [3 {# o
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. " Q+ y9 O9 [+ V3 u. P
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ( Y2 Q, F" {$ v. S; w
o: X4 [$ B$ g' n0 b+ ^, \IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 Z) M& ]( H! K& SSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 x% ^/ g8 W4 k) J' o- x0 P20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 R6 ]) A6 I3 N& N& i' h
/ ~7 c$ R9 C* M' QITALIAN WOMAN: ' l) R; Q+ Y' a9 h
4 R1 N% V8 Q$ u6 y: G: R+ |First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
7 N) ~" }3 J# ^Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 D- N4 u" H) h( h# T/ s) ]. zThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 y% b8 Y" h6 P$ t; l+ a
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
8 f! \3 d0 C5 D6 ~7 H5 }' @8 @6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % K4 c4 T- u% d. b1 m+ a3 D
. D% {# w6 v. m+ p4 X- k: Z1 }JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
! Z0 F* f$ M0 S) E7 E. r& k ISecond Date: You get more great head.
/ `- F3 _( S l7 `Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ! y) a5 A9 @0 ^- V# J
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % g& E% m$ ~8 P2 ~# U2 @% }
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
2 z& R0 }3 @* w% [$ G& G* NThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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- K9 v/ I2 O# qCHINESE WOMAN:
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5 @9 t9 ~+ A5 TFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
( V2 l0 `6 O" m9 u _Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4 T9 a- s$ n9 U
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & \1 i% ~5 J& Z4 r0 L/ [9 A
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ! H# _; v* V* j* B! k7 A; z4 Q
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
6 {+ q! K. \0 x4 h) h9 oThird date: Wedding night. ( n9 ~. u' s- w. p: z9 y) X P
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BLACK WOMAN: 7 Y7 x7 e+ q% H- t* S
* i3 w1 q: `* {: {* ~7 ~First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ( e/ j1 G3 H' b& d+ e
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
/ _' F( @% G) i) K* e6 gThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 @. k9 M R1 {- ?Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! : r2 B/ C2 q( |! O1 \
- c# f" T$ b' C2 A3 p2 jLATIN WOMAN
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9 m3 U' @8 j* y4 `First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
% W; W% @- R6 p: m/ TSecond Date: She is pregnant 9 Q) J) ^* _! K$ Z
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ _% K1 U- k' J: g9 C
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