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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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Q6 w# R: z7 i; VFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) x; o2 \3 X5 ]5 ~7 h
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: B8 T9 {% ?- S9 W M% eThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. % ^: J% g7 b/ l# x0 |; x' J0 O
b* P3 O$ F% q1 BIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " F1 p: A- I8 c
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; Z' f! b+ p @% ^20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 J h% W8 r* l9 t* v7 O$ I
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ITALIAN WOMAN: - \) |1 r! S1 ]% P2 q
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ) F( X! Z8 Q7 p$ e8 C% F3 D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
6 v4 d t( W @# R, k$ AThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
: f) U ~/ x2 T1 s- q) M5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 h) K! y( a, z/ h# U6 t6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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: N; w, A2 B2 I& g1 XFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ) J+ v$ _/ l: ~9 f4 ?
Second Date: You get more great head.
" {( \3 Y8 O/ v- g. E2 GThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 0 w+ T3 C1 F/ ^
: r( E+ J( B0 s) r- WFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
2 j; H8 I+ U* Z8 | U* NSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. - a3 M+ C: Q& r0 Z# A# V/ E% M7 A
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 D% R1 i2 }1 f6 N9 J; aSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! S5 i* d& E! N# I( V3 SThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: , c- ^( Q& j) K F' ?$ X
& ^5 t J9 s( J# cFirst date: Meet her parents.
- j3 C5 k0 x9 k8 sSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. * t# f5 r/ S3 W% w7 C8 K
Third date: Wedding night. $ ?. j* B7 p2 [$ e# }+ o& d
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BLACK WOMAN: 3 y, q1 E8 t& e9 K! a6 ?" S
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
\" |' P6 E: Y, c, }* ~Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. * g- J' h4 P( K$ T* p
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 U0 R2 C2 S9 `! j0 ^Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & B/ O1 G1 w7 Q
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
; @% a \4 |7 G' Z1 W( L! nSecond Date: She is pregnant 8 V4 Y5 I: Q6 f+ `- w5 c
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 T8 n8 G: y. U5 C6 G7 L
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