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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' N. [. l, n1 Y4 {" t
. I" v2 r! \* y9 S$ i! FFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. $ y( q4 S# Y* @( R# j9 S; e
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 p) E) O7 i- H7 v/ @& ]0 V
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + q, b. O& ^! | B
& J% U$ V z) C; F9 JIRISH WOMAN: 1 [ P1 F. |* ^) T# v( d# e
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 x. ?2 a2 D# I% o7 q: oSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 O' ]+ b6 r' B* K+ {, t# x5 f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: : l9 {' h5 D3 r4 E* x* E) w! V- L
$ U1 |( a+ j) e4 k% S G& wFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # W6 n$ ^5 G! S- i5 [% f R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
+ [3 Y) I+ e! o/ cThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 8 T- c" e& i. E* c# {* d
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - z, w/ ] j) |+ f5 ^; K3 m
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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3 Q5 N( a% U6 O- a- BJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 }) V6 B. N; i$ \( \- W/ zSecond Date: You get more great head.
) B4 z' N. k. z6 @) N' V8 fThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 9 j$ z4 M$ U3 \+ u
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
9 {$ w4 ]2 W4 D) }) G3 c, zThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ' Q8 A' F1 x1 s q3 t# R0 B
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ; N$ D: u% N" |/ ]# v9 J
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
* _- C u2 f+ ?- N5 b! {0 U0 @4 ^. U% rThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ! [/ N: Q* @! J k* N8 h! Q
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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8 k$ u& t( r' _# m, F oFirst date: Meet her parents. 2 T5 d& A$ R: r, L6 i! O9 Z2 `: u
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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2 r; G- ?" N B4 QBLACK WOMAN: / w, F" u3 x2 t: o
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 F0 k! i5 ~0 I; a; g
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
: P l0 F4 w' @: `Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. |% W0 l0 c- W8 Y9 h+ G8 Q3 r5 [Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! . Y; M; [0 D! [% v) g
4 U8 n. Y; _7 O% rLATIN WOMAN
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. E) V; \3 ?) R1 s/ SFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
& {3 \1 w, r' ]8 S, X* w* {Second Date: She is pregnant
$ q; @4 G# r# u4 ?' M- P LThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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