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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 1 j/ z* t, R7 T, n0 t
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( N. s! v. y% |8 @% Q+ `
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! o& L0 L/ O, W5 k
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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1 i# c7 G* t; f- m7 o& Y6 Y( nIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! R2 l% t5 o# KSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' m4 }; {9 z" u! D0 `
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: : U2 f$ q% D& q. A* q: ^1 Q
& G6 q; k5 d1 U/ h# X8 g9 SFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
0 ^3 y+ o: Q7 w) DSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
/ D$ Q* o2 R) G$ y( XThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ R' M" ]$ k% b' i9 T
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 5 \, k, Q2 [+ d( {, U
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - F& T8 W; v8 V: ~1 k; @5 b
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JEWISH WOMAN: 2 n1 }6 t0 y6 P# T2 s
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First Date: You get dynamite head. , w% w6 R0 E8 m i9 ~
Second Date: You get more great head. 2 h; L) I; l! O6 w& ~2 A
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * t! l4 O" Q1 \0 O" W6 f9 A) G
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
9 Q h5 N+ L P1 ~Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. + p1 A* x0 z& K) s) }- C% T' o2 C
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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' p* }' Y/ g- T, aCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
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Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 2 ^9 u* E4 W6 m
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 6 p) S: T8 c/ E. i1 Q* S
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. - C* U% i1 S9 E" |
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ! i% A8 j Z' {* \
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ S8 W1 O/ n0 h# {% Q. c6 LSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / a P3 ^6 i. q/ a9 k1 a
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. % [! D- ?# x1 V/ }
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 5 ]2 ?5 z9 ?! r5 ]) q9 D8 ^; G/ L
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LATIN WOMAN / Y& ^ B7 ]1 i0 y% G8 q+ k& c
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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