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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
7 C$ J1 |2 i% B4 G OWomen Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; K& @& c: s4 `, \Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ J6 m9 D5 i' E3 Y
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - [! K+ J* Q2 J1 t3 S
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 \/ _! h W* L+ |Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 n7 e' l+ C- h) j
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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, {9 d7 m- }$ ^8 wFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
" j5 ?& l7 _: Q0 `/ v9 ]# iSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3 v; x5 q+ I6 Q( c; ?% g7 R. eThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
+ w3 P8 M* e9 ~; W5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ! E0 q5 \8 k* j- B7 W) t
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend H5 k: {5 {2 C; m4 @6 M
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JEWISH WOMAN: 1 h9 F# W! j! c) p/ B$ z
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
9 ^& V* Q9 C: E1 g" lSecond Date: You get more great head.
8 i& Q' D+ ^* q' L5 `, w2 oThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - `) X7 T. e0 d/ M1 W
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. " a: @4 m4 Q D% E% G
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 8 V$ U$ y1 X$ w" O
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: # N8 z: S1 M7 Q% G# @) I
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 q: e; g( @: W$ u0 w
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- X1 i3 h4 y A) A" l! hThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. - Z1 D2 ?) H" t1 J! K
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0 R" R3 ]% |; \( r# M+ k0 X4 MFirst date: Meet her parents.
: a9 ?5 D+ u1 O. j' v# u3 `Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 7 X' s1 J& t. D9 H
Third date: Wedding night.
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7 c/ Y# e7 o; s* Y9 RBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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Third Date: You get to pay her rent. " K: I% k1 L" y' |
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 5 f4 [- b6 t5 p! A
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LATIN WOMAN
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9 j, m/ ?9 ^" u# F& D" oFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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" m. Z" n" O$ j* g9 fThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ! p2 w# @/ u6 S* p
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