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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 7 _& a/ I3 B, S# m* }. T
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 5 ?* q; ~6 J3 P4 t$ R: K
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
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Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
+ B! v# u+ \5 W" l! S5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 V8 _3 P$ ]' O6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
& H" P1 P+ w; dSecond Date: You get more great head.
; X V0 _5 ?* x( o/ ?Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. q6 C3 d& M% n6 W
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 T: A3 y* \2 L1 s
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ! y9 H; O' ]5 c
9 H" a2 `2 D. b. rFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
, p1 l! h" J1 Y; ?1 JSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % C$ F; ^- i+ a6 Y- L
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: # x6 p+ B: ]" }
" M& J# L; C$ m0 H3 @' p( O5 RFirst date: Meet her parents. 3 [5 v8 a& i2 {/ K9 r& o
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 b9 ?6 n8 H" B6 t2 Y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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% Z, \, t8 ~7 {" ?8 v' M' PTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 0 y# K ]" }7 d. Q; C2 @
Second Date: She is pregnant
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