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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ' G# L5 t9 y' R- u
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( Z6 l) q, q, a4 LThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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7 l$ \2 O1 @1 a' c' B7 g/ yIRISH WOMAN: 4 q$ w# U- k8 U; H5 e
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ Q9 T9 C4 P2 O1 s/ v* }Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 |8 s; s) _0 u" d- Z5 c
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . V. n) |$ u4 l1 {0 N/ f
# L; ^! x# l6 N# H9 pITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
5 h9 C! I$ G% m) N; ~! \5 CSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3 g) n- } x2 i7 I: I# [Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
0 ~# @* {& J7 Y+ I, S5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 w; m' l8 v- Y4 p6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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" t0 A& D# G- xJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
, M) D+ ~ b" d+ D& z+ a1 QSecond Date: You get more great head.
9 y! Y; y. y2 e5 \Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 m3 q* f! [8 f: Q" z" M+ {; v
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POLISH WOMAN: % V5 E9 {8 F: z9 ~& a+ V
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
`9 D* ^! b9 E0 {0 O5 K I5 lSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 |4 Q. n5 U) D8 v0 _ x+ c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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4 ^( T% E2 U+ x. x" N( CFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 {5 _4 E3 Q: h P2 i! K
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 Z. ~. y2 V6 g: F
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 7 \8 |! Y& h s) ?4 E5 p9 C
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
, E. Q6 u1 v9 u* c) }Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 1 b/ Z+ @6 I# ] G4 J- Q
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / R" v/ q$ @9 e1 ]9 O9 a+ u
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + z4 N6 G$ I3 n, j% q$ Z) U R( ~, i
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. " m* Z. m% F ]+ L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 2 h# a, [ p6 m8 b
( B/ m3 U9 T3 n$ iLATIN WOMAN / a; L0 M4 U9 m" g# R
9 U3 o% t* H: r" j$ cFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
" M; w2 b- u* NSecond Date: She is pregnant
& j" R: w! A- ?" g7 S" |Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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