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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # L! ?- V7 D) u8 {2 j) ?! K; F3 C
& m6 ] ?' D7 X) S# e9 ^" s! [+ cFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. $ Y6 G9 z( n: W0 R& x9 [
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ ^4 ~+ K4 h6 d, }& |
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. / X. b m- a) H+ D, g, {! {6 b$ X
' u `& ]/ E' n% h/ ?+ OIRISH WOMAN: 4 M) ]; H% ~& l0 H8 a
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. j6 f# M3 z/ T' P0 E; o. ]Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 s! ^5 ?. Q- z20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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, M% |, N9 p1 I" X" p" x) yITALIAN WOMAN:
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! _8 w$ f9 L, jFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
% h8 J0 g+ Q0 T4 U6 wSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 k1 W0 ^5 R- O) Y! x: MThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - t7 |, J; T8 _8 h
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - a3 S+ b2 ], L, A- I+ s, R
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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( ^; q" m) H" b5 H+ iJEWISH WOMAN: V$ @( |5 m* c8 H+ C! V2 V
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 4 y) G/ N& U( T" t" X# [
Second Date: You get more great head. . ~4 ~! H+ g5 U( ^4 S
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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$ B# c( H9 |0 OPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. - ] v J3 v6 V0 t9 M% V
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
5 p3 ?9 F+ a% f0 s% {) rThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 q% G: a: T/ W6 u4 b8 [) c- D# Z
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
' S4 ~& M2 K' h6 tSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) B( n. i% Z9 x" C6 V" J0 qThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 u& u6 ]/ Y( j% I( A* q
& B& ` D* f$ G% J- g3 j5 @INDIAN WOMAN:
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1 O3 ?1 L) D* lFirst date: Meet her parents.
, s# v% A' x: MSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ s! ]1 j# X$ o" e8 sThird date: Wedding night.
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" y7 C3 t" K8 k2 `7 aBLACK WOMAN: 7 C% M7 I/ R$ c4 [ h7 G3 T
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ; f: ^! B6 |5 `9 `% S1 e" d
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. & `- F# E6 U4 _ y$ d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- y. a* |$ x- v) M6 D" XTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & [0 k, v! U& {/ `; V
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LATIN WOMAN : u3 s. T8 S. ?: Y$ G- h
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . r4 y7 c7 `! R- _/ R4 [: M
Second Date: She is pregnant
) [) [+ ?+ O$ iThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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