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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 Y1 M) W( v9 J- [0 X5 @& }5 Q- GSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
* w/ U1 r4 F" ?) p- E5 h7 ~Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 7 P" @; O8 Q% n( R1 G, K' [
& H; Y% M4 `2 ^5 v% sFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! z, M% M* v& USecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 f! H5 f; z b
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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v q, B/ F' ` w3 k$ o) c- sITALIAN WOMAN:
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1 U3 n4 F6 n# Q! b1 s) v( [First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
9 n* ^) X: @. I! B. Y oSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
9 h/ ]& d0 P! C/ C" ZThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- n/ ^4 X r; C& e- y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 T! h6 B. T" b) ?$ A1 B6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 9 J% A& c& U% d2 h% L
7 I/ {" B$ _6 ` F. }JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. : g3 \8 Z, Z0 [3 ^
Second Date: You get more great head.
% I/ X1 K4 h' t" \. P8 C1 q, W* EThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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& N, f5 `3 X' A+ v2 g& M3 |First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ F; J' o5 t0 m) X' `5 E' _% c1 z d
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( \& c) h' Q" L' u0 Q
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: : a! V& k- o W# B! Q- O$ @3 ~
2 h2 j, a* K9 _/ lFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) }. u; ?' A- s( fSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
8 G: e. w/ U- i3 s5 g: QThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. : S; b7 o8 ]5 ~% {4 I$ }
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
7 ~1 ]/ |9 k6 y r& F- eSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
; t7 a4 Z9 B1 `" eThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ) j. a. L- Q/ s5 @4 P
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 1 s' o& e0 ?2 |7 D
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
8 D! ^! K N% c' @. KThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 Z8 ~: s3 \7 z0 ^# i+ F2 STenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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* J0 S* v: Z( W; O% J% C- f& YFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ) x5 l# {& K% m& m' L
Second Date: She is pregnant & s# I9 f3 f U6 {
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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