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Women Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - H% X- w6 E6 C9 t- B
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. - Y# k6 t* d2 h8 g$ ?; S6 V( x
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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; t* w; t# ?5 O) lIRISH WOMAN: 7 d9 T6 P2 q+ u& q( g# P1 d
8 o* X& G3 U+ g- k3 u) ?First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , t; V& j* [7 X
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 o3 @8 ]9 Z& j4 ]20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / C9 H6 u8 T% _5 o9 x% t
0 n! g5 f( w9 D# XITALIAN WOMAN:
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. F9 _, T" |9 R6 a( F+ oFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # ~; N0 u1 v W& F( H* E! P* B
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
! k6 _ A6 T1 l3 [ PThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
% J" k( D! [% c' r. \3 P5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 g: ^2 w3 b3 _7 E5 M% D& k
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 G1 m' Y* K3 s/ P! Q Z# Y! WJEWISH WOMAN:
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0 q- n0 s- ^8 q/ wFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 8 Q3 I2 }- D1 {
Second Date: You get more great head. , q2 u6 G( a+ s( z3 c, e1 W/ p( ~1 ~
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 3 _7 N: {/ O6 y
/ |1 k5 _" J& A' G# x+ v% X# X xPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 G5 @* i" ^( {5 E
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
# P0 T& {$ s7 a# dThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 D0 Y4 n' c& F. A( ]
; L5 |( t) }* m w g9 f* A- y0 ]2 NCHINESE WOMAN: ! Q' {* @1 v4 g+ @! `5 H
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 0 e( a) c2 `6 I* W* ^& B! d7 V6 W
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 L* g- _( _: D2 |! M8 P
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ a) h2 f: j- x$ b2 Q; m' {/ MINDIAN WOMAN: 9 v6 J/ Q5 P! x$ a" R
n& {/ ~& u; {4 L" yFirst date: Meet her parents. & }" \* Q' w/ n4 Y
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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. u+ G0 j: j* \" q1 Z) J9 l# F% QFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 E( t. X( }( F: y8 @, R) CSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
5 a/ i+ E0 f% `" L6 b B+ D3 yThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ' I3 r4 |6 n8 @8 a7 a/ g
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car - G4 {+ p5 P& s! \7 C- K# K7 V- a
Second Date: She is pregnant
1 y W" z G) Q* OThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ( l& [7 o3 O/ u
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