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| E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的: 6 M7 |" v" @- NWomen Of The World# {% ?1 b# \: `6 _* A# _
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 A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:   Y( J  l- M! J8 m4 m* ?+ K
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 First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. " j$ A- R! F3 y: A
 Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . \3 k, C! W/ R& |
 Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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 & O0 ~! d; K8 S2 U" GFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ }% P; ~) e0 x8 t) A) b1 v" P
 Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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 8 h: a1 _3 k8 YITALIAN WOMAN:
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 First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 8 P: O' K" a& \, U( _" z
 Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
 - J  ~' s, L! n) Y; S, f' xThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 7 G1 \" d. w! P3 x
 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
 `4 ~. Q, a1 O0 |6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend , R9 H  r7 a& {
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 JEWISH WOMAN:
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 First Date: You get dynamite head.
 ; o$ E) R: P; e$ v2 PSecond Date: You get more great head.
 : F9 P; n+ X" sThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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 POLISH WOMAN:
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 . ~- i' Q2 y) vFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / `! D4 H+ H# N/ M
 Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. & P! _) q' d4 o6 W- [. S
 Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.   ^* t: @7 F# ~( {! t
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 First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 6 H$ {$ l) j: r' o
 Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
 % O: ?  k, }) a" _/ f( kThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " z" g7 f; D8 Y
 
 2 ~0 f- r. y! ?8 m0 bINDIAN WOMAN:
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 : W1 m& M) `7 w9 b+ WFirst date: Meet her parents.
 . u( E( R' {9 J# x* B) kSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. * u$ c/ L+ r. e: V0 Y% `! P
 Third date: Wedding night.
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 ) k: s( s; m* n! {" {" p0 bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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 - B2 g! J9 Z2 L3 S/ U: u1 a& s# DTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 2 L7 [2 X; |* o1 q: o( r
 
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 First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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