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Women Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) X% H; Q3 q+ v
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ( O/ D9 q4 F( N* n6 Q
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 7 o; o: R9 h9 @
+ q. R7 W7 A0 j) X! V2 T! T0 IFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 e: V) V; ]% ?" t9 S1 {/ ~$ Y+ jSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* S& o- \+ _1 \20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 R, p& u2 ^/ W1 m1 H$ G0 L A; ~& U
. L8 b0 Q) C" B" K% `$ U' k9 UITALIAN WOMAN: / `4 W( q' \3 _1 F8 j5 p
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant . x7 s! Z7 h5 w% r: K- w
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 B4 X9 m/ T% E( U7 A: w
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
7 a7 G) X$ l+ ^) b- o8 Q* a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* A! m, W8 g3 P; e$ g2 }6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 z E( p0 u9 @, t& q
6 B, W4 |0 I( s: VJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 2 Q" ]( I2 N; t6 Y: l5 H
Second Date: You get more great head.
2 { z3 l! F, _ O8 c0 mThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 9 l; t7 P4 X7 u! Q! R5 g
( [$ @# W! B, T7 t s3 J4 p5 ~First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
6 }5 u) v: C" _* bSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ' I! f0 q# `. b' J
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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/ O- K" _0 B+ l; O' fFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ' C; i ~' y$ k0 q; Y' x- Q
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. j% s( L( |$ j( mThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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3 G* |% C( i; j& cINDIAN WOMAN:
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) W" a( o# S* h2 l, W* l' G; G3 xFirst date: Meet her parents. & p# B( g9 ?5 M! T- \# N/ k
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 o7 ~# L7 @, e! Y- V8 ]7 GThird date: Wedding night.
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; U9 E2 c* {" P! d) N. U, A, sBLACK WOMAN: $ A4 {$ I3 |" p6 E) [# n
% _) d% c/ N5 I3 F! X2 V, I5 z) _First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& K; B2 O: @* Z9 ]/ eSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
9 Y$ Q: k6 d4 L) r" h% d& ]Third Date: You get to pay her rent. " Y7 R7 a& M/ w/ m7 N: |+ {
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 e i% V, t$ X$ R( g3 m- z/ |
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+ U2 b' z( l2 C. [First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car : U* d4 C+ x& L7 h) |- w
Second Date: She is pregnant
5 j. o9 ^5 [( I2 @$ O F/ DThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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