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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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: ^) c8 U+ f9 q- @, g6 X6 U; T8 {First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - ?7 {% N" I2 V5 S
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 ^! f) D) Y4 eThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ; E1 t# d6 q; o
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 j$ S; \' U; |1 o& S
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 r$ o" l0 o0 w/ z; H# x* A# R4 R7 C20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 C8 r' O0 Y& p
0 v- P9 z1 w0 uITALIAN WOMAN: & O. ^9 U. H, ^$ k2 f" Q3 B; C/ [
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
2 j7 e4 V+ N6 u$ _Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
- v; y" t, k5 c: h6 x: NThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ l6 g2 `, ~, a3 ^3 ^
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( B& @" q) ?* u& d- [. M9 |% i6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend + A( `7 h. X5 L& o
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 3 W4 B; [0 w* e2 U2 H8 j
Second Date: You get more great head.
9 x+ w. E' d) Z# KThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 2 |7 x& {, E: p3 ]2 }0 z" i- A, Y
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / [" W a7 a6 `0 U. [2 z( @0 }
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. * D. Z d* ^5 T( |, |' c2 V
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 5 D3 T) P9 E. R+ k n2 R
6 P W' }* }0 I- r# FCHINESE WOMAN: 8 C1 A; y1 `& w8 Y8 [0 X( L
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ r' d& h& |/ N( t) l9 D: MSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
0 r, \3 H/ a: b, nThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ; }% f% g1 x; n+ i
% U8 G' u0 |; C" D* x: D; q/ YINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. , y. e7 U7 d, N4 U1 v
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
% M. w; N6 G$ n) eThird date: Wedding night. 0 [3 R0 V: q: ]1 J! l
$ x3 W& ^8 d j6 l' _) u& r# h, qBLACK WOMAN: * Q% U4 h% r% ?" e
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 {+ {. F0 h/ T) Y, NSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 2 x9 I1 k: l5 W- {
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! D! H4 v$ }, l! i1 T& kTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ( [8 r# O# Q: q9 F
' M# m" x4 q4 _0 J1 J/ S, x* x, wLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
) J9 o8 `! j. b& U) K+ ` zSecond Date: She is pregnant
- l! U" t2 Q- o+ G/ Q9 X' nThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. : o2 w- }1 F0 O. S
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