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Women Of The World
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' j8 f- s1 x5 V+ s' PA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ; O- N0 W2 R! A: S
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" B2 g5 {$ s7 xSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 5 R4 T" p4 V2 o2 q5 c- E) z
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 P3 R1 T5 y, U
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - w* `" X/ R: V" g
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 ?. v8 p! y. X" O# ?$ Z5 O
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ITALIAN WOMAN: - F3 S ^ D1 c
9 p% U2 H: A2 I) n. Y# qFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 5 v! {4 m3 ?3 W6 g: W- F! U# V
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ! K6 K3 r' D) a! B
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 0 |7 g& u; M* W* D& G" P
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ |2 C1 Q; G& g" W. F3 m6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 k2 K% P! r _) G: I
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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9 O1 [+ J3 I: a" c. R3 @ F2 bFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 6 z7 {5 I( V/ L, R5 Z( Q
Second Date: You get more great head. * l6 N) j/ B* P6 e% x4 h% @5 p
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. # E: U. a: }5 g, o* [+ O! z
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: p+ G* C# N! [! I9 x3 F2 C5 N+ EFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 u. M) O9 J( hSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
* Q5 ~ W& z7 `* f jThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : z6 B7 S! d5 G( |6 X* g
. P/ t, _4 ^; K) eCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
3 a+ z8 p! r* D. B! L6 ASecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
6 Q5 y- a7 F" E- ]* ~6 t1 nThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: c* @% [+ w( `5 Y$ `: i
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First date: Meet her parents.
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( s3 _) {4 L: L% ?( mThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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. I7 {& K) G3 ?: r8 ^0 _) D ^9 ~7 KFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 V) T# S1 ^) @( ~
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
. l, D. s3 G5 m- l3 `Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. @- w8 j8 x- m3 v. XTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 2 {8 B# R( s& `" ^4 N+ d) L
3 f4 |$ A/ J4 P% `( y5 A+ i* Z# D2 B8 mFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . v! X' ?( X) G: R( Y) K
Second Date: She is pregnant 5 Z( V5 q% P) Y6 a% K- }
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 H. ]& V. r9 ~3 P. k8 O5 {2 H4 ?, u
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