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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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9 j3 b! z4 a! C( X% VA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: : b8 o+ U1 a/ u- z( }
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 H/ C& x9 x: v0 USecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 8 x$ s6 K# F& L% r9 |- J B+ a) `( x
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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' w' m0 `5 l; V4 q6 e( r3 `First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . g1 R0 Y) w5 H9 N
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, ^# p1 `7 M( j2 l3 e- g20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : Q) {( i2 f2 `) Q5 a; V, Z3 A
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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/ a( p5 g3 ?& b' t8 {- M0 S# p }) }First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * G4 D8 J8 G- o+ R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
2 b! P- G T3 B1 aThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, \4 I4 u* l! J) o8 K; e# w5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
& a" ^5 h7 _# @' r+ A6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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" _: e/ L3 M* m" u0 TJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 b2 `" s- ]" F8 e d0 A, X
Second Date: You get more great head. , a6 \3 H1 a; s$ g/ c* o
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - R5 O. M% k9 C6 N2 D1 k
0 _# [: v ~7 e/ t: OPOLISH WOMAN: f, l V: t, c1 _& N
1 Z+ x# g/ o, y: w- _First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. J4 T0 d7 c, q, s
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . [- h" ~+ x- P' f$ p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 6 |7 J7 V" }% R! e* O4 }
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CHINESE WOMAN: . a$ w b! @2 x9 N# ~* M) O+ D$ [
8 H3 i& u1 ^1 }/ j5 ~; O7 m, Z# O# pFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
" S1 v2 K/ q0 _8 V% O' SSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- p- R1 g Y6 ^1 e% u I& e, I. cThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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4 P6 P7 c( N$ x( Y6 G: q( p. CINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
! F- r& Q! ~- }( {1 U( A! x: ESecond date: Set the date of the wedding. . B3 W4 D& m8 a, f0 M+ \
Third date: Wedding night. ) h4 ?. M+ a- ^$ H% X5 m
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ G2 b2 y& ^' s" }; aSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
) h: w8 R: l+ y" a9 RThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
- Q" j1 D% S6 f+ w$ UTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! . P: b9 L+ T. E- q) m; n" b7 m3 d
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$ h& q' c/ d0 ZFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car $ G$ s' [* S' t, t3 R
Second Date: She is pregnant
0 O6 D9 ?; F: eThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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