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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 X, @& Y5 ?- ^) M) p
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. & P4 `" b0 ]% j0 z, e
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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8 a6 q; d% n0 t& WIRISH WOMAN: , ]7 N" F5 p8 z# j0 q9 L
9 {& P7 G% H2 y3 DFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 w c$ ?: D6 U
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! B" r& w' ?1 S4 M$ B' I/ q20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( s" R! v" f4 m" L& U- L
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 5 O) A6 R3 H6 F4 {- n* q
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 6 g6 t6 g: B& F& L( ]8 j
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 3 Y+ K5 J+ |0 U) _% ]2 o
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- G' m" B' u4 h6 K% y2 Z" I& h5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex " m& h/ v8 d" o" q* c! a( @
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 9 y7 c& J3 Y! k4 A6 \( ~) b: T; @
4 V2 B+ N- ]* YJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
/ i- u1 W3 m. t. z! uSecond Date: You get more great head. 5 D# k3 W) A$ c( _4 e9 m: k% o5 D
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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4 }' i/ {% \: i* k, ^/ y+ KPOLISH WOMAN: ) ]" f$ g& Q! ]% r
+ a; t Q/ n1 w7 _' r$ RFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 4 e" Y4 K' d; }- M& h+ B
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. & R: f' z. f! B$ O8 \" W6 w9 J
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. + O7 l7 s& _; v- ]( Q' F. Z& |* U
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# Y7 b6 d0 J; }First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
4 R8 M; G# C7 u$ ]& m% |Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + J" u' T- p8 B6 x* ]+ p0 J9 `$ A
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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& z: M1 I0 p1 ~4 E3 N, qFirst date: Meet her parents.
$ L0 j" V2 k/ O' CSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ' S, j$ ?* Q p6 y1 O S
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ) E4 A! k8 w# S# h4 M
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) v r7 n1 }; a" z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : f9 ?1 {- ^+ D& ?' T) y1 u) Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! Y9 k) g" r5 k j- F3 w, e, g9 MTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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