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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
i5 n) \- T. b& m* A( Y" C+ U+ ASecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 l! P \- B" N& X
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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8 ]* B' L! L, j. M0 gIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 i9 U o) e+ b( J
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' B! L/ e2 h; |: u; D6 m6 L ^20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : ^$ g; P. v* U1 b" J% M
0 Z9 k% |( B5 L9 lITALIAN WOMAN: 1 m! O& v* w9 G. }1 z5 X
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! y3 C2 a2 }. y" O d3 VSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ' ~5 W0 Q; h" B9 J. y$ ?
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 2 J8 }" m S U# O: n j6 G6 L
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
$ i1 c/ i' K- x. h& n. [8 b2 r2 w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend * T$ `3 E% G* |$ B0 R. K& d' z
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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. n$ a, D$ [3 X9 o( S5 oFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
5 C5 w5 b+ i5 u- a! ]Second Date: You get more great head.
7 t* \2 M0 n2 _; \/ ]2 QThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ( x- b7 g8 Q1 C0 ?. c4 H1 s
4 H% V& v6 \: E: YPOLISH WOMAN:
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: Q. o: T7 \" z& N9 AFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 ]8 f% T7 V9 z$ j, D/ bSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 T9 i, G8 b; CThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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1 g' I f/ f! ]; n7 y2 E+ D* tCHINESE WOMAN: 7 |2 l1 ?( y, y. i* m8 Q
2 x6 y6 s3 B9 LFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
3 T4 v+ A2 U/ d# h- F. JSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
% u. Q2 G( _4 z$ j% mThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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7 U: }, I8 g$ C- c+ Q9 P' kINDIAN WOMAN: ) H3 J0 o; { {+ ~7 n
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First date: Meet her parents. 5 n3 q: U* ^& b( W9 A
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
( f$ p. z0 M+ NThird date: Wedding night.
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# N% X, [: d) R. X" NBLACK WOMAN:
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3 v5 h$ ^5 h" }- l, w- J! bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ; g# j( l7 b, Q3 E
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
, k) ^: C# M3 ?- o; `4 W, P; pThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ @ _* g3 k% \0 L- b# \Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN / [- G( F1 a, q/ p/ Q0 ^5 {
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
3 d/ r* g6 p- F; |/ kSecond Date: She is pregnant . B, d; R* n) F. p& D( M% b! A
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. % j$ T( V1 e: ~# B+ f# a
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