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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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4 y, t6 Z9 d5 p# K+ p8 wA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 8 y4 D% v. s7 w3 M' D c
8 q" z6 J- S( KFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 L' C4 ]* |$ B7 v: W% t7 KSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! w+ `% }' D: t4 d2 B4 j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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# Q6 d. j ~- F# a6 M9 G& CFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 C; S: P7 D! I9 WSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . J% p8 L1 t0 k, s% S" i; d; \2 ]2 t( Q
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , x2 P% l" p6 m* w& ~$ h
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ITALIAN WOMAN: * E6 ~' @2 o4 K, w! o: p
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * Q- J- F4 ]- u! `" b
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* S/ j" K2 t- W/ EThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring " n+ V4 W3 l0 m
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex $ H# X0 |5 s( V
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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8 d& e& a. k# B3 lJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 1 H9 K" a) I7 `6 V3 f6 h1 [4 b. c
Second Date: You get more great head.
& z# K! {* ]3 v% R( ]Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' M/ S( @2 o/ C9 i
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POLISH WOMAN: 7 M/ g. {: `& ]! E( ~, c! z
2 @8 X% @( h1 u+ w0 ?First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ) ~" m5 m% q4 o) r9 O) d! C
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 a- ?- ]$ y+ o$ c# f4 OThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. % b* L% ]2 f+ H
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. - G+ u p( T. ~8 ?5 Y# I( w
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 3 r l# X3 A, K& y w
0 A. U5 w# \1 o" n0 l3 LFirst date: Meet her parents. * z: w( X L% ^1 e' R
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. % I; e8 \8 {2 _
Third date: Wedding night. A% k% k) ?2 z$ X% g( [' j6 J. j
3 `/ F( h- d: u# w1 zBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 q# ?* g% y, g1 X$ i/ n( O
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
$ c. `2 f) `1 x* xThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
% A# y# c6 L' ?- D* mTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN * i1 C% Q* W6 c/ j4 J
8 f9 i- c0 i' k- ]& z. ?6 RFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * C$ Z, f* Z# `: D; ^) x
Second Date: She is pregnant ; J. X) M8 s6 _, O" X- G% v k
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. % l- v! F6 n3 Q7 {/ p2 @, {
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