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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 8 N0 r b N: G7 k, m
. d; ^1 b( b7 [* q X$ j( rFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
M+ n5 e$ m: t$ wSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. : T7 u1 }$ p y3 h8 ~$ [
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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6 e& F5 g; G- G4 e1 Y, qIRISH WOMAN: - {( @# A( j. |! O
: k. j7 \- s( H6 ?* {# VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 M- b' j) T. s! N+ u( W20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 t6 J& k' [" N8 ^$ ]) ]) I
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ITALIAN WOMAN: # _$ s8 U1 k' w1 N1 l# p* W! m
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant . {6 ~" ^0 v9 u/ V8 P0 f1 }
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 ^% C& p# C! Y# K, y$ n
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring X2 I# F$ _& \$ x3 L
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 s# K; m7 g; ^, @" \. K, j3 m6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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. i; `6 [; Z1 Y3 }& f5 ZFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
- h1 @6 [$ a, g" }5 u2 v/ LSecond Date: You get more great head. . J; g8 T+ J$ ^+ q6 p6 a/ s
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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6 S" G& T% I. V, q7 kPOLISH WOMAN: % E7 m2 _! W7 Y0 c S6 i
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" F( u3 n% f( y8 A# I# tSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
% _. y0 g* V, K' \, C3 T$ DThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 5 f9 V) H) @; ^8 x* u& H0 z
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CHINESE WOMAN: 9 q0 W8 R/ m l3 c
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 { q; Y. k! Q) A; _0 ISecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
/ m- S6 i3 o) }& vThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. : p5 `4 E" `9 f0 e$ S( N2 D
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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% M7 r* |7 G2 R) Q2 e# } k1 k$ AFirst date: Meet her parents.
! {6 ~& m w# JSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
: W b7 m' h5 s% @, K( b. r/ {Third date: Wedding night. 6 b, h2 T& ^$ C9 h9 I- w. ]6 h
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BLACK WOMAN: 0 s8 K: ^% v* ?4 {8 A: S
/ o& l0 r/ s6 a" UFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
- L2 }2 k6 t- b# V) _Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ; H: [6 a, |" Q* K8 M
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
* D% @; B3 i. Z7 y3 xTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
2 x% C, w" V# `. lSecond Date: She is pregnant
0 Z6 s3 ^6 U" I6 B8 [9 E! l1 SThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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