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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * a0 V9 N0 V2 B' c8 L$ \, O4 H
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 G @" {7 G4 WSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 Q; M1 w/ N/ @; C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. $ y0 b" k5 @! V5 f/ w' g
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IRISH WOMAN: 4 w$ c5 ^3 R: Z2 C8 R6 n( c
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. b( P0 I( |" r/ l: k4 K* aSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! G7 k$ b% N @8 @; U' ~20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : ]* S4 P/ v; |% x, e
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
G) T w. L* pThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring * {) J" V: Y; U3 b
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 9 S8 R7 @. {2 d( m# f) }9 Y4 }) K% v
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend z' Z3 u) M J7 w$ C3 G0 u f
5 u8 ?" ] j& r. rJEWISH WOMAN: : ^6 y7 B& t; c: j& E1 s: c( I
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First Date: You get dynamite head. - d; J0 ?. |/ T- H Z, S
Second Date: You get more great head. ; {/ J) U/ @. h2 q. _% s
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 3 w( q8 F V9 r$ }* b
6 A7 J5 `$ S8 p' ]1 WPOLISH WOMAN: 8 o6 z! w$ w0 t. s, i( _1 l
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
3 }$ f5 w: l$ z+ S2 Y \! u7 ~& hSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 [9 D3 c/ L; T3 i6 f
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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" _+ o1 }* O, R$ A* cCHINESE WOMAN:
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3 f2 a7 [8 R. R/ ?5 wFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ T/ O; ^8 C" r# ^, y, lSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! m; p6 ~2 R6 I( H! Q% n" x5 g& zThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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( y- z. V4 a9 X6 B1 yFirst date: Meet her parents. + T) v/ t: e" y. a; ~6 m8 Z
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 7 N. A' q+ V9 q1 b
Third date: Wedding night.
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3 r# T" t* g- M# w. IBLACK WOMAN:
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/ M/ a0 E& s& `# N$ a+ w1 f: zFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# w; v$ A' g- G, {% BSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
3 X* S* B1 ^! Q( d' {) Y$ RThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
* L' K0 y6 f3 x0 p+ {8 [1 rTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ; Y# D: x n8 I( F
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
' D [+ o. `! n: T3 nSecond Date: She is pregnant * k @+ e% |( c
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ; T7 P0 u- r$ I6 c
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