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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 e, \& \; q2 p* pSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# p4 m- M# G9 M- H3 oThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + j6 R, e9 F% U# C4 m' X) O
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IRISH WOMAN: % ]- Y! ?0 p9 S3 H& Q: |
' N& L: q4 d5 ]! L aFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; P5 H2 a: ]7 ~1 ^- b7 j( MSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) }' p) w: A) ~0 w; L20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- S- c" z9 a& x# ?1 RITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 6 y1 Z# H: c4 e5 L. J) I: N
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs - `4 x `& @8 j) w g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , R5 M s8 K6 s1 Z; Q+ ]
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * R* n4 ]# f1 i o0 S
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: - A& \" |( P: C* c# n' F) G" j
/ l- q, b+ f* M5 ^5 {1 L: i% ZFirst Date: You get dynamite head. # d* q' w( @" a6 |) R
Second Date: You get more great head. ! c' S" b* v4 V8 x
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * m: V7 ^, J: I% U- u' `- f
6 L' }! g& f+ _, ZPOLISH WOMAN: : s8 J/ C: t1 ?7 I; C- M
( s1 p( A# k% R& P, yFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
' u- g6 c+ ]) N$ `: W/ U; ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- b o- ?' B- w/ s* bThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 4 x0 o; o2 j7 a4 R
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. " Y G0 [. E* g% v0 Q+ o9 N( ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; z8 z7 ~& T6 B9 \/ I$ J$ W
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ' z& b3 I1 A/ f6 h: Y) e3 x% C
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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" V: Y5 _, s/ B! H4 tFirst date: Meet her parents. 3 e: J* @9 Y% t
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. + @; x& y5 h, ^. Y
Third date: Wedding night. , A1 P$ u3 f8 v
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BLACK WOMAN:
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, f7 m0 ^" L2 w1 S; [First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 6 y6 ]4 n* w, L2 u6 M9 `+ x/ l- w
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 \1 R; b0 ?* K" k' h5 D5 u
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ; P, s$ c9 `" X& c6 x7 u
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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}( m2 v3 q* nLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. j- t9 ?: b/ K8 PSecond Date: She is pregnant
6 Y3 m) F2 @1 ^8 ]7 ?- RThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # ] Y# _% P2 H8 J4 ~( o
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