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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" [. ] D7 \) @% c5 p5 WSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
% C K/ `" W& M8 ~8 g. JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 S% t' W& P1 l* h# W2 h& ^
, b! c3 Y9 h* n8 ]3 o1 A: ?: TIRISH WOMAN: 8 A# t/ s2 z1 X. n) |( e
J. U. h+ C: s: g# `8 iFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. A4 e3 @$ Y% n% Y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. a0 g* ^; }# g0 N$ b20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& `! S) m! t% S1 v- J3 dITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
1 H8 I+ B( K) Q; P) ]# [6 j/ JSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # N. W- z$ G# W
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- D* D$ p$ \, W" `5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 4 }/ ^, G5 y8 t, W5 Y3 ?- c2 j
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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5 s4 @+ e' C) H/ Q4 Z" ]7 hJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
# n7 y( s$ c( P0 X* ~$ s0 O+ [+ nSecond Date: You get more great head.
1 {0 j) T- S% b" aThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. / p* s1 ^% M, E; Y& g# B
5 o8 g2 r4 N7 f/ I1 [& D8 s1 X# IPOLISH WOMAN: ~. {! G3 U# p, M: z( E
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ' N7 k, {+ X3 X _4 u5 F
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
" d; e2 h4 e9 AThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. , z0 U" A' v. h% C# k- j4 t
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CHINESE WOMAN: 9 z& m) ?! X' y& M8 q
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% f8 j6 a+ n1 Q6 N; B0 YSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. " R* F, u: i2 w. O8 t
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ( n) I+ R3 n8 M2 V& i$ q1 h# v
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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6 q1 [- e: _6 Z1 ZFirst date: Meet her parents.
0 @4 H$ Y6 j; d+ NSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 H& ^, G4 }5 H$ R% c M/ k. qThird date: Wedding night. * b( T" J5 V7 Y' `! _) d" i( l9 h
. ^7 h: V0 j4 A" UBLACK WOMAN:
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+ [$ D4 y( G% T0 N! MFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. " m/ z" x7 c+ e& v/ ~6 ?. \
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
! f/ w1 Z+ e g* b- \Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ; m9 ^) A$ @# {; q+ p% F V
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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. A. \# |* ?# Z6 MFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car , E) A# f1 j$ E3 I6 B
Second Date: She is pregnant
1 N- y& ?* k+ x r% zThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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