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Women Of The World
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5 o, C% X. j$ g; hA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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2 Z! P& g9 w8 K1 R2 u/ HFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - f' o) y2 c- C* N
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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9 p3 ~/ Y9 k# K% e$ J, kIRISH WOMAN:
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8 o0 k5 x8 G+ qFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 a$ z% j$ J. S5 |
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 S, s# Y8 b+ H) O20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % Y; @* i% I3 P% b
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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: y8 u6 i& s. Q7 BFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ; K8 a9 L% |, \6 w$ s- t
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & I* l9 k% _: x! L
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 J/ z4 v5 N6 \* Z; q f6 U& u5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6 V9 K) D! L5 h+ F$ N! @
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 2 j1 |% S3 t5 G
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
3 m" Z% D/ K f/ XSecond Date: You get more great head. + Y& Z) e& L1 o1 [' ~6 [
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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8 K2 D6 ?- |# G! h- x `: r* pFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % V3 O6 w1 m. c
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 ^8 X+ w9 p9 o+ {- F4 j# C- M- U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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0 S7 C- m' x- g* jCHINESE WOMAN: $ d' ]5 g" C' W
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
l5 l# m2 r9 B0 [) j6 G0 z% B0 p9 ISecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 K5 G9 k( L( \
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 3 G/ |8 h% s$ ]1 u, k2 {
2 @8 q9 t( P; A- ~* R/ DINDIAN WOMAN: 0 q2 R5 C8 ?- D# x7 S" ^( v
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First date: Meet her parents.
% p6 z1 } P% S9 S3 I6 aSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 3 ~/ a" q1 _; s& B* N
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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& }. d4 y5 H. k9 S/ w) y8 T& b7 HFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# A& V2 X6 X/ l( V" y$ pSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ! u& n+ _* j9 H
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ! D! }+ r4 ~; W& O Z( C% P
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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2 Q+ }3 g7 \: |3 Z; ULATIN WOMAN 6 l A) Q0 v* m
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. . Y% O0 Z0 {% n1 T' Y8 f6 \
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