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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. . S' b8 c ~6 E) C/ G" z2 n+ D" L2 B
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . n( [/ ]( P- \# l! y, H: i# i4 z; P
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. @: [7 l$ u( X$ b; T& E' |- M, a
u( x' V7 H s; w. t% mIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + i5 [& G+ N/ G" `2 O8 O8 m
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 v. F. [9 `" W6 q20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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' r% H9 x$ m" ]- V4 BFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 5 W3 u1 Z/ k, d: J9 U0 H( N
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* l, L' r8 B) x& x8 [5 ~# E, zThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 7 m* x1 I0 ~4 ~
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* T3 B. `4 [) J0 \* w) Q6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 2 w2 z+ @+ q5 j/ i; B; u/ t b
- I; t9 ~2 A+ s3 A$ [( o+ ~' wFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
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8 D' b9 X+ N& E5 n5 fThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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8 D, b w" V! O! lPOLISH WOMAN:
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: e1 L/ C& T0 N$ }0 y- o& KFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
# Q; V5 P: a+ B3 ^, xSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 E& x+ \; t9 D( jThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 [) Q2 b" | XCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / Y+ K2 ~" v8 `7 E! s" E' [
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. Y6 q. B2 V7 d" c1 pThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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, M2 O d7 D$ B2 tINDIAN WOMAN: 1 B1 [. |6 L3 l# S
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First date: Meet her parents. 8 g# [' A% x; F9 u1 H
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. . n( {; |7 `& B8 `7 a7 V1 ^1 J1 D
Third date: Wedding night. 4 N' m# ?+ s% f0 x: b$ m
, M" U5 E& P: w4 W7 pBLACK WOMAN:
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& n1 H* T( l4 M9 I9 b8 K% uFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ; s1 R5 o. \7 x5 u
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / Z, ?9 a. Q J, {+ K9 h
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 B1 l3 L& _! d# m1 VTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 C I0 [/ M* U" X1 B3 E8 Q
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LATIN WOMAN
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8 @% z. v4 P( d9 Q& M. G9 lFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
; Q( I% s/ l+ M" u( X" U. fSecond Date: She is pregnant
; i# W5 G* l& Q+ c" \Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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