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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 J ?/ c+ z: N6 H
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; F( Z; W% i0 t# }$ M
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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8 J3 ?! L* t2 l/ Q/ k" bFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! h5 y) q" J9 r2 ~
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, ?, y2 b6 {$ n% C8 {20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * [6 M8 M8 W" T* D
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - \5 D: \0 D! B* o% P4 G* P
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 3 f2 v3 O( V/ l- Y
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. d8 Z2 W2 g2 ]; _4 K3 ^( @8 G5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex $ E" e- S5 v- N- }# g* h
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 5 W9 a2 U1 L% d& B3 B$ e
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
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Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: . @* m& ~. Q# ?) D2 q) ]) U; s
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
# Y% H3 J- T3 B: w+ GSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. $ \* P4 u# B) @/ J; R
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 7 E6 m6 {& G/ S+ q0 o
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( {$ b8 d/ c7 `2 e Q0 sThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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* M; k% b/ x) l/ k2 O! iFirst date: Meet her parents. ' b6 [" y& d( |9 N$ M
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 M/ q" M1 B6 v% EThird date: Wedding night. 5 f' R+ y# ]$ a4 f" ?+ N6 V, }
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BLACK WOMAN:
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" w Y& b; B2 ~; \, Y7 c& {8 AFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. # Z' G5 b3 e; ^3 [: A& p
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + [* v! C* f9 R
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. , t/ @; E) O! x! U
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 2 J8 x; V% G2 |% w" A8 z) O: f
: K9 e+ }3 N3 BLATIN WOMAN " _2 t7 s% H; d( I; j
[, }1 J+ u% E, XFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + Y$ X6 G8 S a! A3 ]) g+ W: H- x
Second Date: She is pregnant ]4 I9 T f& O+ M$ `
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 h7 R+ L2 d4 |8 Q5 s, H# f
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