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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ) |2 s9 s5 x! @0 @8 W
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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# q, x6 x+ X6 B4 k5 ]Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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. p- s$ p( }* n# P; _First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; O K0 F0 U3 O E. U; t
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , s8 X" z- [" H" I: a! ?: K# \
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( ]* N. }. U9 A3 e9 T! e
! i0 ]# B" h7 C9 xITALIAN WOMAN: 2 T) E: n% h$ [' J
% _7 C. b4 U! V% a4 @. \First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ I4 ?6 l" @) I- R* E
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 W# y, @7 ^. G' L0 Y3 }7 Z3 k0 N# Q# OThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ) J! x, d% d8 `* r5 d3 c
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 4 p3 u( \$ x9 ~( o3 F X- J
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - Y$ X' [3 o' T, O3 z8 c
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B" T1 z. Q% W5 l9 z) o- GFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ; a; p' A( D% f
Second Date: You get more great head.
5 |' r) W" W* m5 [* |' U; TThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. , H7 b' Q i- K0 Q( v2 }
$ e9 i/ ~. ]1 E! H& P+ q S aPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : `' H0 d7 d1 Q8 ^; ?0 S9 c
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ) l$ Q( b/ c% V" B! a8 |5 c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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* q6 r j9 C6 y, C! m+ OCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 8 z3 N- `; Q* |% {6 v7 p3 d- e
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 F( ?- |; \' W" p1 X) Y( b: T
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 9 z. ]5 l) ~& }0 r( E4 x
0 p% V6 T$ |4 `First date: Meet her parents. 6 }1 F) z' t W
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; }! C2 R9 _* |$ TThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 5 P) T4 i6 w2 c- d) T
5 `+ }& F8 J" R, P6 M- d$ ZFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' A U) K/ Y1 ^' f: m5 GSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 7 P" Y2 W' @- l9 S+ v. n
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ' w: s( j8 K4 b) K
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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" t8 q$ Y/ t$ H% C1 bLATIN WOMAN
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' k3 w3 H2 X: _- R' HFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * f/ M- l: Z W0 f+ o. w& B
Second Date: She is pregnant $ z9 r4 D( B N
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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