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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & k. J$ m+ v5 U9 Y" W: l
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. : n; V. Q" n+ V# E1 ]3 N) F
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. : l* B+ c5 K' e+ r7 e7 c% v
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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- r1 i, D" o' c( n! uIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 O# r3 n: Z- C# U, M& ^' `' A5 QSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, H( _1 U6 r; R! U2 m! W% g2 K5 F20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & v4 i% y2 R! ?. L6 n+ J
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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# {: F6 J1 t: W* [$ {% X! {1 w- U- w$ zFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # c' v! p8 [ {" G# }
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs * c9 l8 R9 G! i+ P3 B8 B# M
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + I5 @3 |. E2 {+ j2 h
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; F9 g. V* J' D4 z5 k* M& T1 C
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! T6 }/ P/ D* l, c2 G$ O0 O0 t
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 4 ]: k2 C5 e- f9 y
Second Date: You get more great head. a2 d# W& p0 y% \
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. & ]/ Z5 X. i( @: z; ]/ l! ]
2 `6 y, X0 o5 ~ m; N1 V, [4 b6 ^( P$ aPOLISH WOMAN:
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% a: Z" P; x$ ]7 VFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 w& D+ @% k" Y1 USecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : n" E* K5 \4 o
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) S+ N3 o' t8 I/ Q1 l" b5 J3 D
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 y, ^* j" v3 N' `
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & O8 L: k2 P- v( J; k& y1 G
4 z6 `# T: q/ n; eINDIAN WOMAN: ! g+ l, L% y' @ A
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First date: Meet her parents. , R* e/ a. I# z- u
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 1 H# p$ e" C0 `/ ?' U( l' v
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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- K) I6 q9 x, N0 U; Z6 n3 v% PFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, h7 u0 a8 ]% ~9 B7 aSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
) w/ u0 a/ j" B$ b: o! L/ m' v5 UThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 }. Q, G$ X. WTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car c( G, L. L6 }$ w/ y
Second Date: She is pregnant
8 [7 D% @* g0 C% h1 dThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 v' s- a. h$ E: @6 S
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