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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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. Y( p# s4 B* X5 d. d ?First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
W" ?4 {4 D& \2 S H4 vSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. * c; N5 r2 i& l% \8 s' r
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . {1 Z* W3 r! E( s
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' v5 A6 ?' J+ WITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ! S w) u$ r$ J; C' D. y1 u
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ) l; t8 |. M2 M5 V& F/ `+ n9 _" `" j
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
' Z& k) M+ u- z5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex " d: G" [( N! ?$ V# Z' ]8 V
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / X# G5 N! @" Q& n/ [* A! i+ C$ e
7 G; c7 u, [- |: f# C6 s6 OJEWISH WOMAN: ! i8 R& N& p/ [9 c" K
; \0 \& B( ^: v, L3 K5 J2 B& z# ]& I$ IFirst Date: You get dynamite head. % ~% _. T6 f9 u$ Q3 c! p, _2 c
Second Date: You get more great head. $ j% Z. i% l, p, [# f. S
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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) u" ^$ o/ l. Y$ i( C0 y$ _POLISH WOMAN:
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$ [5 b& S% E' j+ j9 m# aFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. * S1 t/ M2 \) u& S* h3 \
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. $ V; `. F4 _/ T7 n- y1 ~% J9 m
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # d7 A6 I# Q5 G% {9 Q
5 u5 U+ [: F; cCHINESE WOMAN: ( |* _/ V- y" Y! ^) G7 p
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ W, n5 L4 k e" v% T3 X( |Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % s6 e7 F( B9 i! S0 u) `8 l' @
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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( _ q/ T8 @. Q3 r- kINDIAN WOMAN: * A* p, g3 c1 Y
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First date: Meet her parents. + c+ R# l1 j1 o# r; S# {: ~+ r
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
P) o7 r1 R5 h7 [0 J2 ~/ IThird date: Wedding night.
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. f/ c5 o+ C* ]+ N& F& |/ H$ cBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 U6 ?; c& C" P5 a5 o' kSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. z3 d4 T) m$ {
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 7 K! _3 y+ n, e4 |
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! , L6 s$ | S( M4 @3 W2 _0 S# k
3 p( z( u+ D5 g6 I# N* E' vLATIN WOMAN 4 o5 U: z' N' o8 y6 T( @! Q8 h% }" ?$ |
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; T& {, [8 u4 `- T/ o0 q
Second Date: She is pregnant 1 @* p) w. N" s9 W) F" q: G
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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