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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 0 t4 Z, P/ [: i, D. g
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 C2 `7 P7 A3 E! z
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 6 @! ^3 l( Q. N, }
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# l6 a A, j: Y# z5 W/ l' LSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! U& ^: v7 U1 M* } n/ h20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , I* u( l; g+ i) n2 j
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 C3 O+ G$ z3 R: l |* |Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
1 `; W9 \( O# s4 @2 @; I3 w1 l% O5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex . @/ C/ \! p' q: Z6 F% T
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 M s9 r0 f4 J7 u7 m+ c
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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& U' \( Z0 H$ q9 tFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 8 C7 c% i# p) D; H/ k# e; ^# q4 q
Second Date: You get more great head. 5 g$ P7 e* C- \6 v
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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3 T( @+ r- A }, ^First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 1 k i4 x$ H2 z; c( B( z
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 c6 F1 d% G- l) h, D" Y" s
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 P3 \, n S- I( V' ]
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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0 x) U r& ^# D( ~; G2 b% u2 w4 ^7 H8 YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 \) G- o6 _6 s9 {1 w4 y+ v5 Q
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
" T( E4 ]( A6 s5 U) OThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 5 z6 k# p. I8 ` G, B) c* G
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ' U/ j8 n$ f3 u( @" S# n* T
( C; n% ^4 }) X* a8 F" pFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! y& }7 u0 z v, p3 O& z/ |% tSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 D1 k5 e! e/ ?4 G! FThird Date: You get to pay her rent. $ w/ g3 R0 k' L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 X. u% N8 V5 |' MSecond Date: She is pregnant
5 N/ |& `. @( Z7 @2 WThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ; w1 U$ J9 F" V) H) ~5 j: ~7 Y
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