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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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0 A4 F+ W) b# ?9 w2 p: a8 _A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * Y* p0 ?7 L ^3 _3 K; P
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 v0 I6 m/ c. s
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: J0 r' g6 ^; ^% h# X' MThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ; F/ W7 j, S ?% H Q
6 M% j: ?$ q: l0 s/ UFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ B( k1 F( }; _6 G7 t& H qSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' O; Z/ q( p% {) f* {
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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7 m6 m7 V& F4 |First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
# |0 i7 C6 f) P2 @/ ~: iSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ( i5 |0 F. j- F/ d0 \4 n+ C; g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, `% W* y' h" s8 j5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; Q# n9 z2 U+ ]$ S+ o- ]; f6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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+ T' h/ @; Z5 s3 u, I1 i* yFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
' k0 z, O+ N7 a' j$ _# p1 A# YSecond Date: You get more great head. 6 Q* y1 q2 U. O2 v
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: + S8 I& `- a) @1 K4 [, J
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 6 d9 L( r' E( N" [/ x3 ?; G
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
' \6 S% }: t3 O. u" VThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: % K. m' a' c! f
4 F8 G: D6 M8 l# w7 Q& T0 yFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ ?! r A# V( K: m2 E3 kSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. * n+ U3 ?" A1 B! R$ X" i* e+ K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 1 l5 ~* K5 X6 N2 g# b8 @& f
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First date: Meet her parents.
) K9 I3 S4 c8 |Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 j# z0 E' v! M; Z+ r# @Third date: Wedding night. 3 W9 W' Y/ K4 w' o3 a' q# ?" ~
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BLACK WOMAN: 6 P& [' l* R. d" a. ^0 N
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' Z: h" _4 I7 E$ ]# y- g4 PSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. $ A8 M; x& h+ t6 c2 W& C
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. x6 K+ ]% g0 E" |+ J( B0 F3 I' k6 H# {
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 7 ], L8 V# v: s" d
Second Date: She is pregnant
h# F L s3 F! l. CThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) x' z# h# B$ e" t
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