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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # j. c! }! V) B3 w
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 g$ y! E6 ]$ ZSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
' X8 |0 o* U7 P) XThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - U6 C- X' Y: G
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IRISH WOMAN:
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0 g# a& I5 Z/ Y. fFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & N1 w0 n: B1 l" z
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 k. a. i* K! t7 ]$ b/ s" L J6 l7 ^
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + P. B) c2 k' n$ `8 W8 ^
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ L0 ?# R3 J: |) H* A& ]Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs * c. V3 {; ]: |5 J2 c
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - o( n" { ~ X1 a7 `/ j
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 t; N) H9 \9 q4 e0 C
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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8 A8 D& W1 Y# {7 wFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
7 J8 {3 C2 j+ K; oSecond Date: You get more great head.
- R) A6 d; C( Y' G% t* \$ v3 IThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
- k G! `9 w5 RSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
: \; r) {6 B2 O5 ~8 H3 IThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 9 M! [/ c' D9 g- J& {3 L) k
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CHINESE WOMAN: 7 t @$ T; p$ p4 m% K
$ ?. H( k$ s- s; s9 q" |! k0 P# vFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. B" U7 c" w* y& ?6 B+ n% f8 W# u
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
1 w# {6 ]' P! XThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 5 _3 U6 P% w0 g
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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/ D5 Z# N2 ^( L& w/ R4 K3 q. uThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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+ q% A3 y) @# G9 D U: ~8 OFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ! V1 I$ m9 a6 f' V% e
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 G' Z5 e0 u q6 L
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% ?3 S7 V2 v- i7 n7 a9 n+ pTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 0 i4 K) \* m4 M, x+ S7 ~
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LATIN WOMAN " h; m" {1 }+ c0 i0 U
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. + _4 i$ I6 ?0 k% C
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