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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
6 z5 C3 _) I) @0 o( FWomen Of The World
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* _% `! S5 G. A0 uA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: - G' c3 V0 r+ }/ l1 s0 @0 o
E- L1 N" o8 v: r! D) F0 _ S. v' PFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
& K% h! G/ ^# c: `2 ISecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
' {$ ^: S% }4 S# Y! ~Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * T0 X# w# x+ c* a: c8 Q
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IRISH WOMAN: 7 N0 n6 ~) t* y% L9 @" w% x& A9 T
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; B4 f/ f$ m, C8 T( I8 Q3 }Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- U/ i6 m% b, q" d! | `20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 {/ N6 q, `; e* y5 L4 r
) e* d) N( B2 p6 k" oITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 3 ^" J1 z8 x6 z
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 p9 E Y0 E3 m* f. b; w) ?+ WThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
3 ^% q' |! w: D" W' x1 Q: L" ^) Y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! R) _* E$ M) W2 N- I6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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& C* }; n# { X8 x6 b2 hJEWISH WOMAN: : r/ y) H1 `( s% c. T" B4 m& i( ]
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
; S5 @, @7 t$ D) w! b0 jSecond Date: You get more great head.
! E- k3 L7 Y7 W8 I' ~Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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2 d9 s, R" U# q! @' w- D( ]6 ]4 a0 qPOLISH WOMAN: 4 d- H4 {7 m# G$ b& Q- R
$ t7 S# B0 i+ D, A' ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & u% Q! M( s( H6 B5 k: u
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. - W F5 u% v, H, E0 [8 F
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # w$ _1 G1 l3 \7 {' }; g' X
1 L( R W. [9 E9 ^& p! k$ hCHINESE WOMAN: 5 m) t* {% ~( |; M
$ e$ i% j* ~4 H9 T+ T/ rFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ; `& v' y8 n! Q; V' [. v* X# W. H
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
2 l3 w# o% i4 v5 eThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 8 V5 p& z# c/ ]) L! t' X. w
* u( O8 b' w" v0 f6 E0 z/ G @INDIAN WOMAN: 6 ` y& G3 ~5 q( W# K S
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First date: Meet her parents. 2 u9 M8 w$ r' I6 n) W G" d ~
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ) {5 S) G6 [ W9 t
Third date: Wedding night. * X# o% {- V+ f0 ?7 R3 k& P6 D$ ~" ]
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BLACK WOMAN: / k2 E' m8 f3 S$ t6 T+ x
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / A1 y" ~ X" Z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
3 f* G9 I" K1 q( N$ l$ @3 mThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 6 w' h, V7 J1 w2 }8 c2 P
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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6 m7 I2 Z" o' I$ x. M: C, NLATIN WOMAN ; U! B+ r6 d- Y
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
" e$ Z' l8 G4 w# Q) rSecond Date: She is pregnant 5 d* F2 I8 e9 @, y. `' x5 k0 U
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 t0 u/ M; h& V1 M2 B3 G
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