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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* e. |4 R ?+ i& u- sSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. % L1 J7 _1 z: t' H
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. , L/ |# b/ H% S% p( `; s
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IRISH WOMAN:
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$ Q; @# l( l' f7 q8 T$ l, QFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " Q; A3 K6 S+ V2 M5 g2 F6 N
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. I+ e+ L% c' U9 k8 G4 {, e+ T7 n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: & [0 [+ e5 j# `& b# b
( g3 {. z- V) a# DFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * d/ W* t& j8 N2 @( t, ?& f
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 4 ?! H8 o/ k% v" U) A/ o% K
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 O% }; F8 N- @+ d i
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex % ]# \$ u: J" d# Z. |8 n
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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* p1 G: m! t. p, K7 P3 HJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
9 K1 z4 e& Q1 t! H3 ?! fSecond Date: You get more great head. g( z* N" \* x8 I8 g! B5 u" R' u s+ Y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : t8 g0 v2 t4 [/ M S
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
% i3 y' T8 @# ?6 {Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # X9 a2 t! H/ }3 O2 K7 v8 |9 d
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CHINESE WOMAN: " z' X @2 m- t
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ T. U5 x- P7 P8 ?Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. , v; m6 z1 r7 E0 ~$ { r5 h# }* q* j
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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% k z! Z; u! s. U$ `INDIAN WOMAN: : q/ \5 g0 c, v% Q E( X
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First date: Meet her parents. , M9 s6 L5 F1 R1 ?
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN: . O/ y1 }5 F/ ~
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( B) J" l2 u" G: B& e7 @4 ~% _Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 Q8 _$ `' z8 u: T8 o* i
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# g0 h, {' O* E c8 zTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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2 i5 w" X1 M/ a9 S1 QFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
/ R6 L( Q. F) J. t5 zSecond Date: She is pregnant 3 q9 E; r/ ^6 @- j: {
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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