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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' X3 K. N% M6 \" n( B; O! l
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 2 g# Y$ X% ], m! H& F$ C
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. - k9 Z& H. u( `# \
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 6 t) d; Z' b2 L1 U' u* U& F
1 i& [+ e9 R% J6 }4 `& |+ OFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : e1 _. J- s0 q; S* \. ^1 F
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 c8 v3 z4 M. `4 j$ l3 [( L5 I8 s( z) W
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 E3 ^) K( l! C: k1 a
6 h2 K# @8 g. Y' q, c; cITALIAN WOMAN:
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7 \* I% t: G1 V0 q$ n$ mFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 1 K! X6 o0 i( q* y$ Q
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 {3 p$ J6 K4 ?" G. s4 T
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
( L" ~ ~2 ^2 d; X. o0 H% J8 j5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 O2 s. r( \, m
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: " |# | N2 u* c
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 U3 N R( B2 v* T. aSecond Date: You get more great head. 7 ^; E, y( ]: D2 q1 Q' `, b
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
5 O- ~4 N/ I* x0 I2 aSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
|* T! k" J: \+ Y; ^ c& r5 KThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 1 _1 D: X: |5 k' M, A B$ @
. J5 D; d5 N3 ^; r4 A& I, _6 t5 XCHINESE WOMAN: ( G; V& t P( b2 y& X% a
4 T2 R: ]# Y* |8 _First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 x4 q5 j4 d# Q% ~
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % N$ s" G: P3 Z& s5 L8 y+ [$ E, ?- W
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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, e8 K! z1 r% J3 `* XINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 0 ^: S, O5 u* G6 c# @ x
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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3 L& }4 @8 D3 qBLACK WOMAN: & r, }0 J: H- e) r' w9 [+ S2 Y
: \/ `* B" P3 y" `! e9 D# zFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 T. x' K5 @2 V* m( Y; a
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 b! {: l4 k" l* C2 `# X; P8 QThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 w' O6 r. V& e0 _' W) BTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 0 m6 \( y- u8 f" I3 `3 ?
+ _+ A- h& {: C" D( ]9 d3 uLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
* {; C) v+ _! Q' x4 D+ D1 r. hSecond Date: She is pregnant & R, d1 Z" K: }2 L9 Z# V6 c5 G! l
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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