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Women Of The World
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4 k+ ], t$ k7 m. ~# c3 ?3 UA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' _* A$ Z4 R& z- Z* Q. u' S
% o7 n: w3 x3 g+ \5 k' Q5 OFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 w$ r& B6 S, Z$ eSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; {+ N" v1 ]* ]. m5 e
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: / a! h1 ^5 e% {. y7 n
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , N! V9 D4 B1 n2 A$ V: a2 B
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 m7 z6 F) @0 Z7 [: R8 D4 X6 Y4 V/ c20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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. a, M, a1 u# k6 e% b* [) OITALIAN WOMAN:
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r0 p6 c6 k) |First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 [( S2 M: z- N+ V0 B7 o+ fSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 Z! V- ^8 T" p1 M* D6 ~Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
+ P. u# W- s* l' R4 V2 S! i5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; C# P {$ v& M6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ' r% q( x! l# l
- g' q- z! G$ C vJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
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Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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& i2 D$ y/ i2 F7 R/ [* `First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % E; E2 h: \1 ?
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. " L9 W) A3 m0 w5 L$ ]7 C4 H4 {) F
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 7 B. f e5 D. r8 o! J
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. l/ E1 R0 j0 k9 VSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. , i, a! u, k: n4 T/ f/ ~6 k6 M
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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; a; T) z6 ?6 a% I: K5 NINDIAN WOMAN:
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( P) [; k" m& b& o5 R* @# jFirst date: Meet her parents. 1 j! D. `# M* \8 o* j, }
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 1 p" `4 Z0 l6 A J
Third date: Wedding night.
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" G+ n: d: P7 x- D& b7 X) w6 DBLACK WOMAN: 3 P+ P/ r9 l) \$ t* I) V0 J
* v- G) K% F) E( B) fFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . E, n! u( E0 Z) `0 u: K7 ~+ W
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . V: i7 F8 b8 j% I1 d4 }, p
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 x$ ^: a3 k2 j. ^( Z
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 5 r4 S9 ~( h' {8 Z0 a: s
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' f7 u6 D1 R" D7 ^3 _+ ^) t
Second Date: She is pregnant
8 w* ^* S x$ E, S9 E- k4 k3 d) ZThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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