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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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6 K0 G, v7 ?' pA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 5 ]* t' Q1 f+ u( |# N S+ _
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' R7 x* L3 E( R7 U" |9 tSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
7 E7 f# R& G; b- y1 _$ d/ I0 cThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. $ f1 h% r/ [2 b5 g
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IRISH WOMAN: 8 P X9 S0 m, n
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( K9 y! ^# \, l4 r1 D ~Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) c2 z% s6 m; G7 s( h20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: * f* a8 H v0 r1 p. a# _
$ S" V4 g5 ~" C: |$ ^+ QFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 p/ ^- e( {! m& B
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 1 y$ y5 |# x6 a, t
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ! V/ K! a8 o5 `
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ( X. J3 A' {+ B4 \/ v& P8 Y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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+ X" F+ v9 p2 h2 y5 J: ^: i5 f! VJEWISH WOMAN: + H' r0 q% {1 ~; i' D+ T
F7 v* |: k/ f e4 z! X4 o& ~# v' EFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
# [& }$ e& _. {$ L$ V7 L" {Second Date: You get more great head. 9 \" e- ], q+ r: v1 r. \4 m9 K% E
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - H) O4 v; F6 e6 f1 w5 [9 x: f+ x
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$ Q# ^3 {& `, D/ |& K- G2 h% X4 mFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
- n+ ], n+ o' K0 V9 p0 D6 W0 QSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- w# D0 Z* w' s/ [0 @+ n4 CThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ( ]9 v- @, z; x6 y1 ^
1 p% c" _( L& Q* K/ Z; {CHINESE WOMAN: 1 v! }# f5 V: O: |! u1 Y* E) |
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 o( A. T4 @7 r, v- Q
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
1 g* w9 g+ I" i, X6 [5 `0 L# P' C- s! zThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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/ s8 i( \$ m- RFirst date: Meet her parents.
7 L4 V( L9 l, aSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
[! K9 p1 z1 ~( {7 {1 M1 p* E+ ^Third date: Wedding night.
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+ j8 o/ K' B6 O4 i- v3 ~BLACK WOMAN: + C% c( S( w3 g( p' k
5 |0 e9 G$ W4 O; X$ x+ FFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % U& _2 E* k6 u4 U
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
8 z8 C3 \, E7 e& xThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 _# d5 ~8 h- f+ tTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + k" a+ i z2 P: t/ L5 O
( r; V1 M) j/ ~LATIN WOMAN 0 k+ H5 [. c! X$ Z) M1 `
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * h$ T; I9 u4 l/ D: [" `! p O
Second Date: She is pregnant
+ @6 @7 l) v+ I: `8 O) _; HThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ! A4 T- M1 ?2 u, T9 O7 M$ [
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