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! k A7 P' a* t5 xA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & R& Q% M$ f1 `* E8 i8 \$ J
T" S8 H) I4 b" ?1 YFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * F. y" ^' A1 r, R0 h! c4 D
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
4 X+ k7 ~- y0 d9 }Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 9 [' D, _; q- F, e
& W- h4 [9 r! O, Z5 Z; }; k5 k$ pIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( g$ ~/ j) F( K) o D; ?6 nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) L% o$ l2 J# {$ x20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' y% W1 ^7 B5 EITALIAN WOMAN:
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: |* r% u+ Z. `! iFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; s/ B8 G7 m. b( r0 {3 ySecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
" Y e# E$ ?% w- _# nThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( f/ m i, w! r
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 C) [6 ~ f" G4 J$ \6 P$ g& _; G5 q+ h6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend : O2 E5 J- U( B( a
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JEWISH WOMAN: $ x% x0 Q# ^$ V7 d! s
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
5 O) }+ ~$ Y) V1 RSecond Date: You get more great head.
$ e- Z* ] F( F0 B% I+ Z$ v2 D/ T6 O9 `Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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H; w7 [6 `8 H% l; Q) SPOLISH WOMAN: 2 x% U, N4 P4 W& d+ E/ {
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
D7 E' `7 v7 x% ]( q# DSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ' I5 Y" r! X) ]3 c. r
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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( o2 g' f# m7 O# DCHINESE WOMAN: - P/ Q8 [+ Y# l# I$ H: }
- E0 r8 ?' L+ {9 \( L" RFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 1 u' @8 K/ J) u! G# t, j2 ~- C
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 1 j- f) `3 x. D) d) d% }+ v' `; D5 P
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ c- U5 l0 I+ v/ EINDIAN WOMAN: " Z! b/ z8 ]$ H( I2 m
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First date: Meet her parents.
9 t# M) {8 v$ x! d- ? }/ }2 ^Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, j( ~# K- a; x, [5 cThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: / R' Z4 ^1 y+ A
" h4 ?# f$ T" e- E2 R, nFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 P; V9 Q7 b$ CSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
# g/ V9 ?* w6 s* J" T* ]Third Date: You get to pay her rent. / i0 q" p9 } V, E$ {6 ?" e, E
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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; U! m7 i: u1 w/ s' j; |; eLATIN WOMAN : B. I0 J6 u; m' g4 b/ e, R1 f P. K
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
% V+ o" [: S# c+ ]Second Date: She is pregnant / N( t3 ?% C% }/ a! |" l+ g8 Y
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ {9 H" I4 i$ W ?
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