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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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$ F5 F* u. E/ q# B+ J/ DFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 {7 S- Z9 i; ^! ~4 ?, [$ m+ b+ L
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 L$ O" t; c! V* H0 Q3 B q- w7 |Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + b0 ~( i- e8 a' c3 ]
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' e% G1 h8 h9 tSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, T t* v; [* @1 F20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , g/ ]4 p3 P$ ~8 K9 p
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7 Y L# X* S9 |& J4 IFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - K' l* z1 a# `: R$ M- }) _8 w
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
' x( v o% \/ c2 E P" b1 PThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
; n6 T1 c9 Q+ g/ M, N. m& B5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6 H/ ]) k+ Y( o( O# W O- \! b1 Z
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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2 X: r4 @; M2 f* d* \* }First Date: You get dynamite head. $ H4 S8 `2 t) b4 {! Z2 l
Second Date: You get more great head. # I* d! A G& z
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ; S3 j' j" i$ k2 ?% ]2 @
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POLISH WOMAN:
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|8 |4 b) z& t/ ^First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ! L V8 T4 T5 e: O
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
* W2 a/ w' O4 [$ F, mThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
4 U, k: O* I9 m9 BSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 m4 j* }7 a- Y/ y- p/ B* z
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 F0 [% x7 H' N; h# o
( ^6 o. {: _8 X5 l& s2 rINDIAN WOMAN: " M! F/ q9 K# T- g J- n
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First date: Meet her parents. : k7 k" N& e3 t @3 f4 ^5 s: i5 [. |- g
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 6 z B& t6 N+ T9 f
Third date: Wedding night.
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' y% \2 Y' G9 E+ n- O3 T. ABLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. & B6 f1 o' f4 y; I& N* C! a
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
! t5 K& m: t0 aThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 2 _: F/ u: R. q4 U# x+ t; e2 S9 S
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 7 ^& a2 Q; f3 b' j
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( J8 W3 C' W$ [3 b2 y( H) LFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 m' ~& b" h! R" p }8 [+ O
Second Date: She is pregnant + a% q( c J# A N- m M
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ( c9 {( B+ Y9 E8 g8 b
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