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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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0 n) R4 F# o: iA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
% C# ^% s( h: @+ L* d2 pSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
7 R" t. S: o, hThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: % o! o1 O0 m2 `0 r+ w
/ K& k& s/ k7 a' H/ f" KFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 V% N8 D8 k3 I2 F1 T: A1 r# {7 _
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% @2 c. N6 \. l( X20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + U" @! s1 U& b4 w+ ]! `
+ }* J/ [- o% R2 S- c ~+ |4 YITALIAN WOMAN: : N( P Y! h. D# n
- {% E7 M9 C" p% C) w! K$ ?+ hFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, W+ B* p8 m6 W) |Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs " C# M. G7 I% ~0 q8 D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 ?* W( H. T9 T5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 g; V: G2 Z9 r T' d/ V( L, }& w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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7 e7 K0 j( {. o' T1 d) g) {3 C' pJEWISH WOMAN: D( o$ W6 a O+ d3 O9 i( k. M
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 T- G' Y$ B* o5 I- zSecond Date: You get more great head.
' H+ V, R" b5 r3 O' K t. ~+ aThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ! W( ]: Y5 O& Y3 x3 [( D( ]( B
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" T6 `7 Q5 ]8 C* T% WSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 m3 s# i( b+ P/ j
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : b5 {4 y6 I: X/ c3 H$ p
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CHINESE WOMAN: P. v, H0 J! r, b! ~8 V$ q
; r1 p& N+ i2 U3 sFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 2 g' T6 A9 F1 _% P, X& O
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 5 V: b$ {) A- {+ V% L9 D
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 0 j& ?8 A7 H! R
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First date: Meet her parents.
1 g* h! D7 T: i+ x% b3 L7 \% LSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ! }. u' b1 q5 X3 y3 j( v5 {) h
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: % c7 S" ]. k* b' |% ~' N0 D5 b
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 `9 \, Y; m) W6 |5 J# sSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
8 o. E5 e; l' fThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
- m8 F* a; i$ n7 oTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + d0 n( f" a, K
Second Date: She is pregnant
4 V/ s x% @9 W2 A: W6 vThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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