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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ U* e% S* O/ ]4 [Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
4 H) h" {7 p" C3 N2 Q rThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 9 r, T/ U5 S3 M9 O; [9 d8 V
) J0 ^+ Y1 D/ E$ B# _. N5 v% mFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. _1 @1 r2 p! V: \; e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 n4 L+ N3 c8 e5 s20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ; d; \0 S0 m! ~& O+ f* Y
9 W' [; [6 O( g' e* c* wFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ |7 V$ E/ a& b& p" R, fSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
: |# w8 M! b9 e) H) yThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 4 e: H' R) g- T! s7 V+ d B. l. [
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( x- @' ?( y: x4 U0 N2 t& O6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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5 K' u$ t# F% n9 {+ PJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ) d. \; U8 d% Y% T3 i& o
Second Date: You get more great head. * L0 n$ s# U& U( ]" j$ _
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 V! \% D; b3 i
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POLISH WOMAN: 3 ] K. J# X! }) M( H- m* j
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
0 J8 g) E* g8 v. j7 RSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ! b3 g6 D% C- p6 c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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. h( Y6 o; Z5 {: k2 kCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ @) Y; U- {6 ?- V- w1 QSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
T/ d1 V7 c K' ~9 qThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. - |4 j$ `0 \$ m0 @$ v& C( x+ |
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INDIAN WOMAN: / L" I6 ~+ ^! T" s
$ }4 c( Y1 | {& {* WFirst date: Meet her parents. / B$ m3 _* G5 J5 S9 H3 i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ' q; n# m5 @" d6 C
Third date: Wedding night. $ ?8 m% Q$ v7 x6 c" g
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 3 [; r8 T p. W: B: c8 g* p
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. $ Y1 ~6 `; S; B& ^- t
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 P/ |6 @4 t4 }; r% y
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! G9 V! ?8 G& A# }$ h
9 K4 { C% n' K% n" u; NLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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