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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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7 g8 V6 C* g+ a: xA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 2 H0 E2 a! U% p" }! `! L
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ; q5 c# Z) @8 U ^3 Q& \. K
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . P9 y9 F" y4 Q6 H6 W' e# h) t
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: / ^* Z# O1 t/ F) X
8 o1 M* Y8 L ?5 e$ B7 i- OFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ O, W Q8 E/ G4 z; D& K2 zSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - |/ Z" W" `; [2 W+ V) o& O
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 7 s% t [' z# i
; k j+ G( x. z: Y3 hFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , a' V \) }* ?' T j$ o8 u
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs / |. z" j! j7 _( U' c" C( g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. `& x9 N- G2 P5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 0 y2 Q. a7 p$ B" X1 q
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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' A1 g8 k4 G9 ^& j: j" k, QJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
; R( U9 h% ^- u' ^+ fSecond Date: You get more great head. + z* T( @1 _% z) d/ V) Z3 l
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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" y% ]1 e0 S, z2 R. f$ i* l/ N4 }/ hPOLISH WOMAN: 9 X- \; v) L6 L3 k( ?+ y
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
/ a! q8 k' c- L$ s/ x6 J9 \* zSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. * g0 C' F/ z1 e$ q. z. p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 8 b. \; @& c9 v6 S! W* |9 T, I
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. + l0 a h$ ` t! |3 j# v0 W
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + c# h' }% U) J1 R& A4 C7 r
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. / f+ q3 _: y" g( v5 G0 B
2 Q p( d& A6 X/ qINDIAN WOMAN: 4 F/ F6 G* |7 P& A/ v% {
! V- ]/ A! `! n' jFirst date: Meet her parents. G% g& P5 n! [; |3 f
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" g" |* b- i1 g2 w% I/ s8 tThird date: Wedding night.
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# t& A' k3 e5 V: m4 r6 QBLACK WOMAN: * K; w/ o* P* l* G5 Q! L
8 ~* w& l6 J) ?5 P2 oFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! S) i1 ?1 k" Y4 J. t' ~3 OSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" G( z( M1 U' z/ @ RThird Date: You get to pay her rent. - q1 m- y: ]9 q, E) T/ L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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6 K0 l: j8 B/ J4 Q0 SLATIN WOMAN - l. f4 v$ s" l6 ]. G4 {9 ~! ]/ x
; _5 f7 T4 E( y$ f0 D. }/ NFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ P# F7 L5 F6 f5 H9 MSecond Date: She is pregnant ; l3 m; ^/ k3 b" T; f% f8 `
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. / Z! L5 j/ R8 z& Q/ |
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