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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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9 H7 q& S+ q8 ~% ]3 j+ [First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. \) E4 b; _3 F. s
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 |/ e- X, h) `8 {8 cThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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# ?. ? s2 k: l3 b- G/ UIRISH WOMAN: p! M- @( F3 M3 h
; R- w. Y6 D8 i2 GFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ I& F9 L9 t* @Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " u$ F! C" c }* u7 F
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 e& J9 E1 d! W; Z$ e7 LITALIAN WOMAN:
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; ~" W( p6 ^: |3 NFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
C: Y& T# R3 k) y9 CSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 K2 w, v- [, E" D' }
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ) `" A$ e8 [* I8 A/ G
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ S% A. b' A6 ]* @+ y9 d/ m6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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6 `0 r8 P2 W% r; z, eJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 1 p9 ~4 o; X7 z2 m. }/ b
Second Date: You get more great head.
3 Y! F6 y) t& u' ?1 oThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: + D3 a6 e& S) v# a3 T! P" c
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ' o2 p" m: K3 ? ]
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. , g! }; h( ~+ o" z& v( I5 x, p- V
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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* \. Z: W& ~% a1 \CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 0 J) \" S6 a) b" Q( _# h; f0 }
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
" |& a+ t8 H8 C/ ~+ ^Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. . a. ]9 C9 K7 E8 D. W0 j
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INDIAN WOMAN: 6 ^/ l f! H% @5 r: i9 A0 K4 B
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First date: Meet her parents. 8 \; t8 {( {. I0 u
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ r& Y: p( Z4 O) PThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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0 x/ h9 R0 C2 n% n" \# A$ p4 EFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. - W, d8 T. a' l8 s" P0 Y4 o7 ~$ q4 c" Z% B
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
: ~# O, C( [ t& o( e5 bThird Date: You get to pay her rent. - H4 i' R& ?# ^" b0 I
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 4 s9 }8 \; q! N% r. x2 o
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. e6 p6 D# p: w
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