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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: % {( E8 u6 p: e0 F% q
4 s c" y! x% a, q1 ~: LFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
4 y: `5 r, p4 d* @2 a% N+ B' PSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 3 q8 h) X1 c; H( t2 o1 P& I
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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% L) g/ [5 K7 I$ ^IRISH WOMAN:
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+ c. R H" f6 m) T* DFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) m! R2 y9 ~. `7 U6 X0 ]Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. c* q# Q3 B2 H$ K n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * r, m# ~4 u8 `8 ~
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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/ z9 M' M+ D) A- L0 k: v$ e% QFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 8 d. Y7 X$ K& R$ g
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ m9 Z& u, m) ^& pThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. c( m* l/ v/ x, o E3 H* w5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 1 D$ }* b$ e/ `, R. o
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: ' D/ j& d5 `, _) V- m
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 X0 @- h- U" }, H- `8 b& q
Second Date: You get more great head. ; ?8 Q- x6 n0 g8 F4 J
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ) D" h) g0 s- e* j; D# |! b& |9 s
9 _/ m3 [3 X8 XPOLISH WOMAN:
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- Y; q, p) z- vFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : u1 p. L8 s* t' p3 a ]; a6 n
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
& @2 r/ m3 l6 c, D; a$ C: ~( H+ KThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 1 T2 t& A/ W( A& F3 w1 A) R$ U
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CHINESE WOMAN: ' n O# _9 |5 j7 K4 p8 Y% _( B
G2 f, Q) H- {! p dFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 M: a1 @- ~ eSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
`6 N7 @ U1 m( F! H; `- RThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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9 R3 a' A: ~ C, O& uINDIAN WOMAN:
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w0 r! I5 s8 VFirst date: Meet her parents.
' d8 r& c# j! n7 W/ J6 f6 k% sSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. " P7 F8 s# l, D, |/ \
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
]% y/ v" G$ h0 M& o* c, J) mSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" J6 ^, m. k0 l8 C/ N# m YThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 } P2 B/ c+ H4 V, f+ x2 aTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 X% I, |5 R8 }# m2 o
( v5 w% k* \/ W% _6 _/ ?LATIN WOMAN # i3 J1 e0 d0 [
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car # u" e) I7 H! S4 B4 d
Second Date: She is pregnant
2 K, }, o/ q& I! ^6 d wThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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