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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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# ^6 b6 B- }* P4 J* SA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: , I. @+ E+ G) a! g) B
; i* Y3 b+ y. l# BFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 s# h+ v0 g R" w' y- T- @
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; P" K: q2 p' F7 ^
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. d. D, D. l8 [! q
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IRISH WOMAN: " n1 z/ ~ }' a. @: z3 F0 @
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ ^+ L: r. {$ o% l% S7 o" H2 E% E/ k
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , _. A+ _! ~( X5 p# Q; e6 g7 O
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / j9 P6 k) L9 o0 v
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ITALIAN WOMAN: . d, Q/ h, ? x6 x0 {3 k
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 v1 K5 @% c- D% X7 L( LSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs v, g. a# R& r" u8 \5 }
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring % d0 ^+ _/ ?! \! V% e! R
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
, U: K' X- a; g. _5 L6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend $ S. m: V5 q2 S: O8 W {& a# p, Q
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JEWISH WOMAN: / z6 n' _- p( T7 N
- P) f2 ]. ]. N& rFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
* i, p/ u7 {$ [! {/ ^, n9 PSecond Date: You get more great head.
+ N8 y# U; ]0 _7 jThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , q2 x# _' m" S. K: U; F
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. $ a* y4 p2 i/ U3 a
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 6 d0 N, v/ R- H" T& k
. }4 q9 Y" ~# }9 g$ eCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 A9 k/ V: B$ S8 e6 ?Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( P: b/ V( M, s* J3 \Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. d, }2 G" V5 g1 ^; T. ]; x
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INDIAN WOMAN: 5 H2 Y" T6 t) \( Z* A' S! [
! _4 |1 I4 X' k( S% c/ y1 i9 x( O0 IFirst date: Meet her parents. / N% F$ }) e. L Y
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. - H) c4 p3 t( d* W+ ?: J+ t) e. m" W
Third date: Wedding night. . j* w4 |8 G$ z( T
4 z2 W" Y6 F( ZBLACK WOMAN:
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6 k* n4 T$ Y( h/ X3 bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ( O K6 c7 L6 o+ o2 Z: l
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
8 K O1 a& Q- t/ FThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 i5 j$ Z4 V3 ]0 W, B; F0 C: eTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 0 h. {8 h( G9 u! z
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
- O; I+ R5 c- A8 W; PSecond Date: She is pregnant
5 S& f0 F3 k7 n+ k+ o4 _9 z1 VThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 h. s; l+ s% t- E7 k- p$ [+ I9 t; o) n
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