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Women Of The World7 z9 ^. P: a2 i/ [( L
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! d' W( m* a* P$ t1 R
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + ^% N9 a* L4 M/ Z8 Y3 p+ P# s
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 @( T# d! E) w9 s* Z' x
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 7 K. K7 ]2 G: C' s7 C
5 O' L) O; m" e& a1 kIRISH WOMAN: ; F' q' ]5 u( c7 u. ^% v. n
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 F* U" J2 f1 J" ~9 V
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. i }! X, O, j6 Z5 X, ] m2 |
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' M" I1 [, ^; f/ F9 t
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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+ v' Z7 O5 I: B% f& E2 bFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; M3 U5 A+ Y) Q& |: s) d# R; Y/ F; _Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs + Y* S5 h, P6 n, h" u( ?; ~
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
$ N% g' b) d2 ~, \/ V6 F5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
/ u4 d6 v4 u3 U9 X8 W% H1 ]$ F) o8 Y6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ) j. \ _% a3 j V/ r" u% r2 x7 G4 ?
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JEWISH WOMAN: ! K A! M9 u! ?
: n( K3 `( \. q) TFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
2 {7 b$ ]2 V1 ^: HSecond Date: You get more great head. 7 p7 U( Y/ c, c& N K! j7 O/ S* V
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. z7 S! B0 t3 S7 N0 g) p
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POLISH WOMAN:
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% I5 q- N1 P7 p4 s+ s5 Z2 uFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
e/ \; D, y$ o4 C W" QSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 H' F. X9 j& J5 x% R0 d
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 I" Y9 w& K/ i& vCHINESE WOMAN: ) h) v# j; ^, ^6 T6 ~' c
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) N: W( q/ c2 y" f9 ~6 m& I$ Y" Y& g% I2 C
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. . J! U$ Y9 B. p4 ?% M; s% H
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. . `9 \9 J& W- @1 v" j
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INDIAN WOMAN: * I0 c* G! O: H; j( c
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First date: Meet her parents. # g0 F& C" w! s& x. R% J' C
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 D% t* U+ i5 C' x0 U' EThird date: Wedding night. ' a; [, F9 d5 k
: s1 }; @ U' N# M0 V1 gBLACK WOMAN:
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2 S" }6 s" f3 `5 L2 E+ x0 bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 I: x, W' { n" B) ]. }
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + L9 G: ]$ ~8 e5 v& p( S0 f2 N+ X
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. % V% _4 L% X. ^3 L" y
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & T' d* b7 P- a: i! B
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LATIN WOMAN 8 l5 V M* X( P7 }- u m% \" t0 u
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
7 C) p) Q2 y6 M( }8 c. n$ h! XSecond Date: She is pregnant
& I8 r3 L! m1 c5 z6 S" d2 ~' KThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 u# V. r' e' P% P
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