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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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0 Y7 e! e2 ^- I% [7 A! H5 ?, F; C. eFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 X0 r: P% G' Y2 @
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
6 L' ?5 @/ e% ~5 x7 H+ |Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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2 |9 [: I' s/ D2 `2 wIRISH WOMAN: - \! w; B$ ^! [4 |# s% h8 f
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , |7 t/ k% q$ J! {
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - ] Y, ]/ v- i1 r( B
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 |, x( L$ |1 L7 ?: d) w6 e* [' G
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ITALIAN WOMAN: " \: c/ U* v6 \) |1 J9 ?& Z, K
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
' @1 @/ c2 H1 t: u aSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
4 l2 n# d3 e6 IThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 E7 Q' I& v8 C; B5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
4 e5 r3 f, U4 k$ R6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend $ P" v9 {8 c! ^% O* M/ }
' V+ _- F/ b; FJEWISH WOMAN:
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- A# {# k9 D7 V+ g) zFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 6 G. H" L/ m3 P9 W1 ]
Second Date: You get more great head. 8 b# W% x3 A* u0 _% D: r
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 0 e% r% f" P% ]0 }* y1 W) i
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POLISH WOMAN:
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' M& ]" I" o9 }! R" J4 C2 I. \3 F9 qFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
0 e4 \; Z7 g: T, w# c6 C1 bSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 8 Q) W/ R: e! p: P
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 4 q& i- k. \; \* m# J
$ m4 f% ^7 \: x8 @# x- l3 j i/ JFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. $ o" V* t5 @1 W- F7 w1 }- K
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. v# x0 |( n) x0 ~" ^
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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% `* L9 q% _, X& wINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 0 x, T" |* t( F" ?7 e* E# u
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 0 v: m' Z8 x: Y
Third date: Wedding night.
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; a" U% k$ z3 L8 uBLACK WOMAN: 4 W7 d" W1 n9 U8 w
6 L d% B5 [9 |9 N7 d# l% ^" n' p1 @First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ @$ _) Z0 y8 U5 m& vSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ( d" ^! W, c: `/ J1 d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. E+ I/ t3 E+ U$ ^( m( j5 h& R& _Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 B7 M0 L4 v+ H
. S: [7 d6 q, I ALATIN WOMAN 9 y4 u! O3 c8 c
+ t- @# h5 S8 c+ AFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ ^8 N2 p5 g) P6 ?: }$ {3 o; PSecond Date: She is pregnant
9 [2 O3 ]! I; F! k9 h: sThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. % E2 z- m) Q/ Z2 }/ y( \8 w
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