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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 5 S2 Z9 x" k+ i6 x0 C/ v# B
: y v6 I, C5 z, |3 ?; R0 v( @First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( f+ X; P8 O; F! m$ G. NSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + J* S) J: ?; Q0 g: o, a
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. $ A/ M( k! Z3 C5 C5 X4 B: l4 k3 ^
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IRISH WOMAN: * W5 b+ k# V2 T+ f! B. }2 r
) m# F6 E; i) d0 ?' O/ IFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! g u: D# X* u0 e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * U3 @/ \ ?* t9 F' R: z. r
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 A, n' ]' F0 W" L% B
4 H1 W" Y0 s" X7 @" q) zITALIAN WOMAN: 1 s7 F# r; N* V! [( h. n* U$ f
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! I3 U; c! o: W- C* Q0 v3 LSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
+ ?, k4 c; x; q! T' @Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
0 S* L9 l( O. G% H% }1 a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ v: G; J l) }: m" G6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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: [# u9 |$ h6 X0 L* j. c% gJEWISH WOMAN: _0 ]5 k6 p7 ^- o" j" ^
, l- [) Y! @" o6 H& ?3 E A1 h8 r, _First Date: You get dynamite head.
) y+ k: w5 O0 o% kSecond Date: You get more great head. 6 g% Q) u7 D9 I% N, d
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 1 z4 Q9 @8 I5 z8 I
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . @$ u4 Y# R, `+ f" z* ]9 a# E
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ; H! O0 Y4 y& H) {" z* Q1 K) F" C
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CHINESE WOMAN: " H; U- z( R1 ] P
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) S/ u3 Q$ j1 Z- n8 D9 g9 l
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! f, I( R' S$ H6 rThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 6 v1 D5 t9 X! U; J
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
! z+ b" K$ F" z8 GSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ A- ?- l* `+ z- |9 DThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 Y1 M1 b, n8 T5 u
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
# M& c$ P* e, t- iThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 3 L% U- n& P3 E8 W% d% V9 S" k6 e
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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! j# Q- e6 F0 V4 y3 G0 z2 vFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
5 f4 n5 h6 t6 P: f9 XSecond Date: She is pregnant
# ~7 F/ J x/ a) r7 w5 X* _Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 3 t9 O% h) E }3 v
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