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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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$ z0 j4 G/ N. KA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + }3 P; j" b9 q' j
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 r1 k s7 P$ N i. H! kThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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& P& a2 H! R7 ?* R& y KIRISH WOMAN:
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6 l+ ^) L/ S. G2 C; v7 y9 {0 nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + v: p: F' c! [+ J
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 c3 \1 A6 c! T# P; o/ S
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 P' x/ Z" I G( T( p% ]3 z
3 y. w6 ?9 A% RITALIAN WOMAN: 6 V! O. o2 Y, X1 L2 f4 r
# o, M0 S) [: {" w& IFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant F( D8 N/ r; w& t' y M
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ' Q! Q8 c( J" n; K/ B' o
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& _, P- h! u6 P' m! d: o5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
/ [$ |( t. ]; y! ]6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 q- I, v0 k0 k5 f) j. [
; I( ~9 g0 f, M' M* a1 aJEWISH WOMAN: + i2 i4 R" Q" ~1 ?+ o( \( \9 t Y+ ~
- J3 z3 t F2 Y( _3 R3 ]First Date: You get dynamite head.
* g3 |4 h* B0 ?! L' \/ m" V4 X8 FSecond Date: You get more great head.
8 _9 ^: |. S6 y! |! q4 iThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ( f! F' Y' s/ m
) y }2 s5 \* N( T$ Y; X# WPOLISH WOMAN: 6 I& r, @3 E G% p4 G7 d
& v9 O; q4 e/ }1 LFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
% U8 F; I4 C( I' ESecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
) p0 d: m3 Z( ^% h9 gThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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. @ Y2 p- C9 m; ^- wCHINESE WOMAN: & t( \/ |, c9 }
- }; D) ~' \7 {2 Z% H9 rFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
4 d# s& c \+ g! w/ a$ Y; p# FSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 E3 |! i, Q4 q! y
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: $ w7 o1 F( N+ f. B) ?; z, L
/ ?3 Q; d1 {' J) N9 _First date: Meet her parents. ( N. P$ c) T1 P/ z$ P& \
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 5 [1 g% j7 U( O C: ]4 k' p) y) r, L
Third date: Wedding night.
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8 s# u6 T- M# {9 QBLACK WOMAN: : E2 d Z- D8 B0 U# J2 d$ H) B
' S( ~2 M, u( KFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 m% u* \$ j% e A9 J* Y0 K
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
/ V5 Q: E; P; f& x5 T8 _Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
g5 L: O6 p' Z$ L1 c7 l2 _0 `Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 0 O, k7 q& D, S( |' v
* p# |7 c& o2 j+ N" x+ B, `. ?5 MLATIN WOMAN / |4 { K4 ]) e' {8 f
6 E! W& l# F( X- d; r% _First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. Q# k; S. m5 e2 X' d2 s: O& HSecond Date: She is pregnant . s9 G+ P' V" O6 I+ K
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 u& f8 W) C: b4 L2 M
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