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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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2 y) f; ?/ x% `: M& b0 rA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ; m1 z4 C; C H+ ?6 V x. k
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: b7 T8 Z4 F4 v1 SSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. # [5 U0 A; d- M2 x# V% V8 ?; j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: . s4 y F/ @$ ^7 {- l$ Y& D1 U' a& K4 {
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 t" K; d$ B b5 s4 aSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 J7 e: Y+ q8 e. G0 L! X8 F8 [
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ [( W) s9 ^3 o. _( c" YSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 F. v% o# R5 m6 f) g0 S# Q8 WThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
7 P7 _& T) F4 B2 P5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 ^/ J: \3 g' W I3 s L8 I* x
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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' g4 h5 _7 _* j3 C- F8 b- aJEWISH WOMAN: . L0 o: i& _3 ]+ O
7 D6 ]% e$ a2 g$ b( \# n1 HFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
; f F, A+ D% H' [. D% FSecond Date: You get more great head.
, L9 o$ j0 B& ^$ i8 EThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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4 q9 Z- K+ w. i* P$ W& u* }$ i) UFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ! B* b e5 e9 Q0 v9 t* i0 q$ y! [
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
' K+ }4 Z) |+ ]3 X: q# [Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! D& |; i+ }; N; }9 [
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CHINESE WOMAN: $ Q2 E; W0 G9 W5 n( j
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 C8 t9 g4 H( I# N+ r9 x
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. h6 I) G9 {1 b9 |
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " z( T7 R; |# d) o; x1 g
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ; s6 z5 W- N1 k+ W6 R! t
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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% j0 ~3 W% J: z5 A+ n) ~: VBLACK WOMAN:
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, l. Z0 Q$ i" M+ G9 U ~1 t4 Z) }- \First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) T! W/ v% U7 }6 ?
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
/ |' `9 D3 m! G. }. LThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
B ?5 v [* qTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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' z: _2 E* E' |, `; sLATIN WOMAN
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/ {0 ^) G/ U3 X, @First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
: I0 `' c* N7 j4 K4 ` F) @# ^Second Date: She is pregnant
4 L. i) ~5 R- v- n* h& k: H1 AThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ' O$ c3 ]; S$ c, ~7 G7 K' @
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