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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* d8 r4 @# _, CSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. * B# U8 ]! N! f
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. % |; E3 ~- T& f1 ]/ I6 F" y
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4 n: `6 |- F% K3 }# a# v1 v: xFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' i" B* L6 l8 h+ {$ Y/ qSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 G' S k$ [5 N: l0 N* s( d5 H20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' n E3 \' ~* I) F
v2 V( Z# T1 S" M' oITALIAN WOMAN: \0 z' d' n$ ^2 _8 a: b
) e' g: N1 x0 X: s' V. j" b0 A" RFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
R; Q, j! q8 x( j$ [# e; `Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs K9 c- E: h8 B0 H& S
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + J* Q$ l* z6 V5 I
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , W- N% U1 q6 D y6 f$ x9 e
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ; |4 z; Q1 ^6 q o' Q0 x
Second Date: You get more great head. 3 l+ R4 Y$ V% S1 ^# }
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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; `8 ~* Y0 \( zPOLISH WOMAN: I$ U# p( u9 r' s7 @ Y3 G# ~
9 A0 m: V' D* V; M% W/ W8 K- ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 8 |" \ i8 B @/ a. M! z1 [
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 6 i3 ]& n' l/ p+ i
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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. F$ J# k, \$ N }) E: ~CHINESE WOMAN: ; c& N( y) X" W7 e0 Z3 V
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
( W0 [ w1 I2 C# WSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
3 q$ U9 j( A3 U1 W; ?) w& y7 S: }Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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, {4 f- r- z' CINDIAN WOMAN: ( b4 n; ], \, R0 g5 X
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First date: Meet her parents.
! B: \: A+ C& {2 SSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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1 @9 P% h- N9 L9 l% CBLACK WOMAN:
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6 E3 s5 k' ]0 [# ?# QFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, O4 F6 n5 |3 J5 _# E; kSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ |) B! ~' O+ q. O- d! NThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
. |# L) J# n2 _! STenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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0 T* h, @5 ~4 f% nLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; F* J8 h# a! |( N) O
Second Date: She is pregnant ! x: V* [8 P# i1 l* H# c# c: @4 | Z8 B
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # ^8 Q/ h* f9 S+ i' b* B" R) w
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