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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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1 ^7 I0 L% }/ pA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! H" u0 g0 o. @4 `
7 V* ]' G* {7 S3 ^3 c. hFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 3 w2 Y) [5 {$ R( x0 S+ t
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 r; ^2 D2 S( x- W: {1 s2 PThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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: G1 ?9 E8 @4 M! O) WIRISH WOMAN: . |* O" ^# u0 V
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 y9 L- E: n0 L+ q$ wSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ X9 b5 B- @6 p- |) k. A20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - s8 m. u5 n7 Y1 \7 Z$ ]
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ITALIAN WOMAN: / v& ?: w/ X5 o- [. y5 d; D1 P
/ J) K7 d" F' {- n8 M6 sFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
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Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + D5 h x% l3 l: f9 p5 Q. z6 `1 m2 s5 a
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
2 w' M" r; u$ T0 I1 a6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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7 v( _, e8 | a& {+ w6 WJEWISH WOMAN:
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0 O1 o! |; x R; m( Y7 O5 {First Date: You get dynamite head. & Q2 o- _# J6 R3 w; ?& v" z7 H
Second Date: You get more great head.
' }" Q. M& b3 G: S' JThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 2 j ~7 W) h- K, p1 x1 L# W
- T9 R0 }# R/ w! jPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ; Y$ d: A( ?7 ^* w! Y
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 d. j6 h1 g! |) ]
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : Y0 I+ A8 X: I* A* L
! [: H$ g" v" Q H+ A( |CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. % u/ k* d0 I( k& Z3 K: d- r' C
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
^: m6 R4 n6 kThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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8 `, m7 J: Y3 }; I1 W, p! W) J# q+ SINDIAN WOMAN: " U: C+ | s0 l
7 q! H9 T& @$ s1 ~First date: Meet her parents. + I9 p& c! { W# y }0 m' q
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 0 J6 U6 S# [# Y3 @: i6 G: b
Third date: Wedding night. - Z& {# Q, r( \
. x% O: J6 X3 Q, ~2 P, f6 ABLACK WOMAN: G0 f* d' E2 D9 s4 f b& p
/ y: q( j- Y$ M3 z" F& VFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. & c' @: ^6 H* O1 k: C2 A' W
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : J6 I- r1 |; |4 U
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, a$ F5 r9 A1 A* DTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car : a: o7 R% Q' r4 Y* A; E
Second Date: She is pregnant 3 w- [0 ?1 X4 J# w
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) N/ Y7 y" ~: K, s: y
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