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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: $ D' Z( [0 j! `" a$ c. l! B$ e
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) a' t. ~3 ~" v7 S# cSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
' B2 E4 ]( E! x, c5 t3 h2 uThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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2 u. n, e8 k- J7 w( t: o7 j6 K1 MIRISH WOMAN: 5 _- Q) f' L" _9 ]' Z
J" l, ~/ W p* v `First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 ^4 a D* {; H; r% TSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . n# v) Y8 C5 g4 R6 R* D2 C
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % B8 x" ^& L/ T0 t# ]
2 ?3 p: p( g: yITALIAN WOMAN: 7 P T* F. ]! J$ n
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ J+ `" X; o ]Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 |9 t( i+ { Z' o% ]9 A9 s
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 0 Y9 u V$ R' ~7 V+ D% @
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
# B" K- }0 P1 V5 T$ K" c+ i) J6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend . \. p( H2 {7 ^
9 @3 M8 P9 o% @, Y1 G u$ z4 aJEWISH WOMAN:
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3 H0 F4 X% d. p" b3 o/ W9 AFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
6 O3 U/ _& ?% _; S+ ]Second Date: You get more great head.
/ D/ ^; B4 O. x6 a3 fThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ; a- B: p, i! u- ]
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
1 I% z: T$ d& s8 j, M/ O2 S4 hSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
& o8 L) y! e- U1 a: N2 u# G2 K! ZThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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. m* H1 S5 N1 \& {9 s2 oCHINESE WOMAN:
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; V/ [+ y4 R1 cFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * R& ^8 A6 ~' a. s1 G9 H
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 x# M0 X7 w% d, g- |' t
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. . J' k N2 N8 X+ H- {
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. . T s8 I- g- ^( @& H
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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3 h5 F5 ?* W# R9 @$ QFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& L2 ]+ Z3 K( F! YSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
7 t9 o# g# c! w! RThird Date: You get to pay her rent. $ w2 [5 g8 }6 L |
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & L B% E3 b' P* }1 m
8 ~6 y: G+ B1 `: ?LATIN WOMAN 5 x/ U4 Y8 E, r$ k
4 x5 p/ l# U* K8 V* L8 y2 |8 f, ?First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 S9 {4 a! k7 H! x* N- [2 V
Second Date: She is pregnant
! M( M6 e1 M: q$ c2 \- ?% FThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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