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1 S2 C" c2 r* jA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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4 O% @' z+ ~; L8 H. sFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. . V8 I& D1 c6 j' W0 K& G# e. H) j
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
/ W$ \& S( e5 }, ]- O SThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - l+ b- ]+ `* Q$ Y
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IRISH WOMAN: s; g) b; n& f
9 ?: ]: q5 h7 c2 ^) o$ T) m; ~First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, s2 a, A8 C3 n/ Q; D0 f% BSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " _# Z9 G' H% \. V+ K" L6 @
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " b( d2 v' m( ?$ y2 _" Q* x
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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! I$ U% M& L) P7 g) ]First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
' B! X8 @6 k! c7 ?" aSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. K6 X" h& F& LThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, v3 @8 K* l& a0 b( o8 n+ h2 x5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 e/ @3 @0 }- S' b. d. Z. @6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! W$ M. t1 o" I j: F
, j% S; j/ r1 n5 I6 c$ C, AJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + i/ H+ _ t2 P$ k
Second Date: You get more great head. # P1 w# S2 c& R) }' ]5 P$ ^5 r n
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 0 M3 ^% I6 y; C
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POLISH WOMAN: 8 q$ C6 Y# c3 ]& v; P
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ( W; ?* s+ N* ]) Z
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. # _! y- g4 e, A1 F( n: C
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 2 a3 q P H2 s
9 u3 i1 V- d; U9 x, GCHINESE WOMAN:
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/ r# X, h- N+ b6 PFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! O; z; Q- a! B: z% ]
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& N5 h& ]( k7 [( p5 j9 D4 u- HThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & X$ A$ c. [8 B0 c' h
# z Z4 f) r& V9 V9 dINDIAN WOMAN: " M) S1 E: {0 I
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First date: Meet her parents.
7 H' g* a3 Z& s% PSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ; @; Z; E# R) v* V3 a3 {
Third date: Wedding night. ' o9 k0 r8 }" ^
' M q, A9 x' W- w% OBLACK WOMAN: 2 n( V0 b4 ?7 \* L+ q% F" y- Q
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 l' d( f4 n: u8 n2 N& kSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ o- {+ P/ i0 U. k, L. r0 v) hThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
! ]7 k! s3 X7 N( w( {) {Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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) s7 L# ^: h: B; RFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * i0 f: p$ R4 y1 `- Q1 k
Second Date: She is pregnant
/ Z6 C' d8 V G7 \Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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