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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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$ ^9 I! o3 }5 A+ dFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. / u3 S( O& C9 c# e1 X
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
$ Y' {4 Z% V. D- |& Q0 G1 IThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 J- D- Y: ^2 Z5 w8 x
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IRISH WOMAN: ! E# f6 L1 U5 g/ X5 S
/ n; E B3 |5 L8 {8 VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 J- G& H! m7 C/ ~9 KSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - t$ `0 l+ }2 M5 `6 G2 M( |+ h
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 \: F: k% Z, L) y
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ITALIAN WOMAN: - d0 e# s5 s, M
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant % }: Y# d9 i6 ~' e
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 f& q7 F0 A% {& q1 e; TThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - F' d5 \& e2 g5 ^
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
& }9 A) K; b! a Q6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 4 ^. S: {0 ?* I7 F1 u2 P$ A
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
# w/ _9 q: A+ ]" tSecond Date: You get more great head.
' h/ b- Z2 L& F. f/ p' r/ V. ^Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. : y/ c+ [' Z9 e, b! T6 | W
- j& u: Z K, R# @POLISH WOMAN: / D0 m& @! Q% C7 u8 u
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & N* C: k2 Q) d+ n8 [+ g
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 P8 @1 K% w7 s( gThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 k& u2 Y& d V: K: k
9 I2 A2 |8 P+ Y# J/ W5 z7 @2 @CHINESE WOMAN:
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, u; S+ z9 E! x3 ^2 p0 T; ^First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 E- S5 D7 C6 I" b0 g
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! v, X0 T1 r } u0 aThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 I1 q! S5 G, n" q* V# ]
0 P& G2 q% o2 E6 JINDIAN WOMAN:
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, @7 {7 p$ |! M- YFirst date: Meet her parents.
- _1 t* c/ F, U0 K8 S, D9 C* [9 l9 USecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ; H" T# m3 v, y! a @
Third date: Wedding night. ; L* [, A, s L
* X* S( C( K- [$ J' EBLACK WOMAN: 0 t9 A5 n: x: \8 {) F" p7 Z
/ s4 h, N, l# `' {2 Q. ?First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ X: Y3 [3 v2 m4 @Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' |6 j* r- R1 Y" P& D& w( GThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 a1 d2 i {+ P2 dTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 d+ l. Z' I. M4 c' \
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LATIN WOMAN 4 Q8 p1 y! r7 Q0 j8 n5 f8 i# o0 G
, _+ a$ z! U/ R) }2 N L# eFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 2 z1 j6 q! h3 Q+ w9 f9 Q+ v
Second Date: She is pregnant
: c: m& m& k; |3 y0 c. WThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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