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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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1 o8 n5 J- s5 |5 A0 Z( ^& u3 AFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
8 ~7 k% T; ?; ESecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
/ D1 m5 D- y. ZThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. " y( Y+ _4 i1 A$ Z5 a
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ C7 Q+ R% b# M9 s" YSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 Y& f: R( i u! f: _20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 ]7 Z# r3 m$ ]9 R! r/ Y$ |9 |
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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/ W# O8 @' c( x8 N! Z$ `& c+ x1 fFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * }3 g+ W, U+ Q; x) |
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 L# c0 j( D" ^) X
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 x9 p. M% C" Y1 H8 Q: M
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , _1 B4 W4 G& N( R9 l$ V
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend * {% k8 m# Z; C1 h" W) O# Z
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. V2 x, p' u& n3 i0 W- h9 J$ m. f& V+ VFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
, o3 s/ O( C/ s/ q& Y% O4 jSecond Date: You get more great head.
4 q# ?- C3 K( M, mThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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; b) t# t9 K% ]0 UPOLISH WOMAN:
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* P2 D% c( B/ S! y7 `3 sFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
9 v( w2 f! i: F+ ZSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 e- D& g1 l. m7 I4 _
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. + V( m N% @( r9 C- V
! J. B# p9 Q: @' ^1 m DCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. # y1 A* v; F) e+ K& N. |/ @
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
/ ]6 w Q+ u8 |! I+ `Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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! z9 s( ~! _" z: KINDIAN WOMAN: + ~6 Z4 ?$ L7 p* F
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First date: Meet her parents.
) D! t0 \* f. N& X8 G% gSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 r1 J2 I0 K1 _6 X/ S x$ I% @" TThird date: Wedding night. . d: c4 Q+ @/ z- J7 S; C0 G! U, l
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BLACK WOMAN: " N5 P/ @( Q. @2 M
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 5 w8 i3 n; H& C4 d
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ; q6 q3 ~0 G [. Q) X
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 O7 u0 \. I; s7 o
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN . K, J% `; W7 I. n
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 5 C& x0 J ?8 ?: |5 p
Second Date: She is pregnant
. s* B% o. A- G0 m0 MThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) Z9 Z( W6 v' ^
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