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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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/ o* C1 R; m: ?% e- N" zFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 9 X4 @6 d1 Y" D" M' g
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; f2 a/ H; g' n; E
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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2 b" B0 t; Q6 E R' m6 i, IFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ \6 E- N- b8 T- cSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! h) a% D7 Z: w2 Q; H- u20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ n/ ?$ R) |3 C2 `# E( l
* J+ Z- W/ o! N, |! nITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + s% o# @2 R7 Y) R: C Z1 [
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 s$ _( {6 z5 e7 M5 a! G A+ H
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 z, Z; W( K* `7 ^. H% Y* {
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
: ^( }1 k& j) d" a4 r% J n6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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First Date: You get dynamite head. % m# F4 m7 a( m
Second Date: You get more great head.
! z6 d* ~ V [4 W: A. }Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
) M7 p& C/ [+ M! u1 v, \; Y8 {Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
9 v, |0 B- v1 @+ m/ ZThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : |' z5 g) T5 k. Z, P% M
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. $ E/ n3 B8 |+ m* E: _3 v5 j {
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 6 K/ U1 y) a0 t% ?5 o' e7 E
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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, G) o: i/ F/ U7 e5 H3 TThird date: Wedding night. 1 Q$ I, E/ W- R* A/ Z% y
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BLACK WOMAN: 8 H ^+ b/ C8 c0 B' _4 B
- k2 t5 a- Q- s+ aFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 1 E: F% ~ z$ G+ H( n; ]
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : X6 O$ O8 P. }& H* s6 A
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 5 a6 ?6 t/ e4 h: `
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car $ ?: S4 d8 S: W9 H1 ^, V: }4 |
Second Date: She is pregnant ! a- i: O" j, F3 C4 R! _2 z
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. + W$ N4 J8 I6 _7 V) w$ c5 ^" w
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