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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # L" R4 N/ L- z
: @4 b9 O& @ C3 J; ~* q2 vFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( b& [ N3 ~& J( e" b7 b$ E
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ' r& V" K1 }: b) r
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 B0 s0 ]1 B8 b1 F. y
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IRISH WOMAN: X9 S( X; Q& v1 m( K
9 `* K8 l/ X' I( b7 mFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: N3 T& \: |1 U* DSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & T5 w) f5 G" m* }+ c% Q. |
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
: ^9 Z8 F9 j+ [Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs - I, O* e, J7 K. x" p
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring E' {9 q$ P5 u& w
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
$ p$ {1 k; a' Z- _1 X6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 7 o; }3 @3 ~! |0 n b0 O9 b I% u3 Q
_3 A4 l7 H+ qFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
7 u; v: a% m$ O# _4 B# GSecond Date: You get more great head.
+ z# C- T3 c# j# i$ XThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ! V5 G) ^, F3 C1 D8 n9 a" u
7 g9 i5 u7 E1 p# n$ s) BPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
5 a, n% b! Q H, rSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 4 B" O. Z7 w! j: C( ?2 F& U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. % i# a7 t; b" k4 B- H: z0 n
: v: D* @3 I, _+ v' J ^$ ^CHINESE WOMAN: : n/ e0 v4 @$ w% x& d: z# T# @0 d0 e
; f, x0 L; ]7 e" nFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
{7 h/ M. W' E5 wSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
% R0 g$ p7 x2 o1 F1 WThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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First date: Meet her parents. - X. B$ u. P/ ? \
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 {' ?& u7 l+ Z% j9 V9 NThird date: Wedding night.
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3 G1 f/ Z$ T) v) s# ^First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 O( T! Q. K+ E; v1 J! E. u
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ; I( @# I4 l( M% l, ~( T
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 0 ? m/ p; v& g9 c$ ] f9 x) Y
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! " t6 s' r& R" t- `; E
# f/ C4 U% B1 r1 {LATIN WOMAN ! A+ C6 b% v3 A0 z( t0 E8 U
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 7 n9 u4 }" F( q4 d- d: w; {
Second Date: She is pregnant ! N# G% m/ U( { g5 _
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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