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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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7 I; I7 j7 _: |+ VA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 9 [. h: c9 N8 D* Y5 f( n2 X
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ ^# y5 F5 D5 U* }0 tSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 6 _% }( M2 d$ o$ q1 @9 z& @) y
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( [( l- n2 k. z8 b [5 y( x4 P. i5 BSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # v. |! t6 \) D: m. t0 ?3 _
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & p1 t, q H/ u* T
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& J! K2 h7 z2 Z/ CSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 \, C# t8 o L; _% I# ?4 \Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 M: q/ {4 b+ u3 ?5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex / E' R- n# k$ A
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. # o0 L, y/ T/ [; ]
Second Date: You get more great head. 2 i" p/ M5 C1 V2 f+ s
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. % W, C2 V8 k0 m- p! X- _. Y. ]
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POLISH WOMAN: % A# e' Z: U# [7 q8 ?% A8 y
: l- B" ~, o) c" Z B6 R' A* sFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 0 _+ P, g2 O/ [
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- e7 P! o7 F# l3 ~Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 9 d' Z4 r8 k. n% {0 S; o4 n
( s. J% i$ ~3 n8 [5 S* W# PCHINESE WOMAN: $ D& J$ `% ~2 a/ j( h6 Q
" P% l% N' H5 f) m9 h8 Y* f: {First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) j" X' [' k1 F
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- I* e/ c" h+ x1 h# sThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ) E' t" `; `8 o& J* \, Z. a8 h7 x) Z
3 F9 q& @5 @9 Y H, i+ [INDIAN WOMAN:
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& M- h0 r' e# |) e; b3 z2 _5 m8 ]First date: Meet her parents.
0 ^; u7 \2 H3 R! h" \- h/ lSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
( e6 P3 s" r+ T+ b6 Z6 hThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: / m# L. p, K$ r5 R, \
6 w- k' R! h/ ?0 rFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! \3 n$ H1 o7 j1 S7 m4 DSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
: U' v5 @+ B( f4 m( W9 C0 y" ZThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
: @% y2 K3 a, x% ~4 Y8 _Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN - ?2 b8 u/ O4 M
6 I, C9 h. E& o9 H7 H* dFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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0 T& L2 N* ?. R( c% k- fThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 P8 Q. y$ o( }' {; h
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