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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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0 S; ~3 [& i% B9 [+ X6 X; I/ `A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 M2 Q/ h' p& AFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 s! f7 q. M+ H1 f5 h/ f) gSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# y* Y/ O3 \, aThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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|" a5 w7 K& ^# h4 {9 e, _IRISH WOMAN:
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+ ?8 }1 K2 \2 C& `, fFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 O& D; Z* h" f+ v1 h
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , I/ S) T- Q8 [' A" G# k
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , A* r( Y8 ]# L9 o2 P( H: L
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ; }" {" O, e' E/ h8 H
Y5 m2 t9 w5 f$ j7 @# J$ ?First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ U+ g8 n2 d7 y3 L0 g
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) x- \2 T4 [. {) T O5 m$ ]+ B8 @Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. K9 K: d; E3 |; B( [1 P" K) n+ n- Z; \5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - k- P" ?# E- L1 o% [5 Q
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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& B* l- m- Y cJEWISH WOMAN:
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0 h- J5 r8 w5 V# @7 r3 VFirst Date: You get dynamite head. : f6 @9 {# ?# c& N) a) m. v
Second Date: You get more great head. z7 X. W8 t9 {
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. . y2 s2 {( ^. R; z
2 M$ F; a/ @2 q gPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( K; z0 t t9 d: t9 L, hSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 b7 K/ ?# E2 H' D( h$ {. a e) j
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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: C' z0 q9 X5 z1 }( s( A5 |8 q' VFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. % C; m! V$ F9 u' i
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- m, M g5 {' a8 p2 ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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" P; \/ i/ \2 |- U; i4 mINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 4 K" m0 D: y1 E
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. * N0 O# |: R" I& L
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ' h3 F: |- u9 a( ~
! U4 {) g/ p1 F( K6 E5 H2 u$ _First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. $ x2 Y0 T* Y3 u6 l* ~
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
6 e5 X' ?1 r- n, @2 z2 C# f XThird Date: You get to pay her rent. . n- q3 c0 G0 d( t
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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$ G, F Q+ s# m( ^. v3 U$ xLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
5 y" d1 z$ v. y5 h8 b: D. w RSecond Date: She is pregnant & Y+ J! F% c( V. ]& U! n- T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 0 O, ?! A- F8 f4 N/ s
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