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# q2 f% Y- h# O6 n, T& X, ]% uFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * `! |: A* f9 H
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. # z+ z( F( @* f" d& e5 f; c
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / n. ?' i$ a+ M0 Q6 l
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 q) _3 w( y8 @% |( f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 9 x7 S) R" X$ M
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : R% ^2 w+ U0 {9 r/ F
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
4 B: B) u* ?/ n# hThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
# H; U) g3 {) p4 A& E8 k5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex : [- y `! O# s: G6 H5 e
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
: K2 f2 E4 m# MSecond Date: You get more great head. ( v m5 Q2 c* S
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ M0 \1 Q2 V& |( n4 x, D1 H' n
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. * O, K) p4 \) c2 ~ i
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # P$ N$ q; K5 H# K
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! ?7 M/ ?' z8 L. c" g" x
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
5 T7 x, T' w0 k1 q2 CThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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# a* l: q( D2 t7 d# QINDIAN WOMAN:
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+ N3 U$ B3 r7 I- [$ l! Y2 rFirst date: Meet her parents.
8 M0 q/ R2 G; N0 ~* E, Z! RSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 ]+ @6 j2 d3 D) y1 O( p3 x% C
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . q, ?$ h5 M$ ^2 z* d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ( B3 L2 s; ]6 M& O* u0 l+ i1 B
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 t: O& \( e' D% Z4 j) b1 Z" Y
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! W: O( h4 d& H! T; q' E7 s- j1 zFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 0 l# M: L/ p$ Z9 i' I
Second Date: She is pregnant 6 d5 V, k8 j8 m
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 8 g6 G8 E5 I$ `( S1 j, C( R2 b
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