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Women Of The World
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& j; h: V4 U3 iA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * q6 c% u6 C& y/ e
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
8 R! t, n7 N1 @Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ t7 k, T4 j3 i2 p# `/ Q8 I
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: $ U% W7 D( p; F6 }" k4 h
7 M% w# O% X+ U8 U+ a( k5 u) ?+ p' E" uFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) H- Q6 r& m3 m; L# I
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& w: D! ]. j6 W# j20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " ?8 c2 G* G3 b; v2 R
: o9 U5 \6 \" F9 v+ X3 D9 gITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ d+ W, x. _5 h) _8 BSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 F+ _6 b6 |; SThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + {8 i$ ~0 M% {/ x8 N8 n. S' f
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
& W2 `# e% ^, G5 i6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend . J) G, ^1 _$ ]; Y1 g& E$ K. f; \
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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* T d7 k3 ~: S8 e2 C7 y0 Y. XFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ! w7 ]) T+ Q* F! s O
Second Date: You get more great head. 2 ~: F+ `) F9 y1 I
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ' `2 P# j9 q A2 A) d
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
' K/ z9 d: `2 P6 kSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 O& m& k7 {8 r) b9 g
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
& U8 O0 V6 F5 v, w) G' {Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' [, a3 R2 q' I4 d: ]2 T+ X$ mThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. $ Y! A% N1 g+ Z- r6 q$ j8 c. u
- {' r% y! \- J7 @) Y" vINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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) [/ L6 E0 n8 x( [, }Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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) @4 X: G1 \! A: cFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 x6 f5 D) E" ?' h7 E) ySecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
f7 y5 E0 v5 N+ B& x2 d% \2 C! ZThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 2 |# E, N: ^7 \1 m
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ) X' o* I0 N9 p' m, _: m
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LATIN WOMAN
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* q9 T0 A" G1 `, NFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
3 E5 E% o/ N" DSecond Date: She is pregnant
5 I Q! Q. H: X" tThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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