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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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# g2 ]$ C) n& Q$ i2 ]; DFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. Y" A7 j' V" t7 Q. l8 FSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 1 G7 H- T# B4 K! V! i' ]
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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$ Q. U, \ K# W) F3 oIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, Y# | M/ R" d* q! h$ sSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 b! p0 {3 j% _! t
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 z, a5 z' A* y* N
( O8 h, x5 t& a, x' T! S" UITALIAN WOMAN: $ O' [7 _. M% @1 K
8 a3 X$ ^, E* Z, l! Q0 tFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
8 `! X* e) r2 y0 K: l! sSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
2 H$ g. n$ b" e: }Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; T$ X. t, t) L/ T+ i
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
4 ~2 L0 w6 w @$ `6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend & f6 [5 N" y* Q' i! N# C, B
$ o7 R3 j3 ?0 F5 xJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 M+ r9 j4 r, P) A0 JSecond Date: You get more great head.
# U: l E! E" T6 X3 K5 }+ {; zThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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3 v0 ~2 U' L5 H8 i9 O5 sPOLISH WOMAN: 1 H6 u1 p% ~1 y0 x
. n9 `" t5 t2 `First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. . Q! c" q4 j, W9 X1 t; h: P: ~
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
! D; q8 f \" R! IThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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" O$ `0 {$ W) }7 ZCHINESE WOMAN:
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% G1 J: b0 M+ \4 a, bFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
} x( U- r2 t4 X4 JSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 5 p, k; W& l c/ s
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 9 j3 ]/ o% f4 ^" }) J1 M
5 O6 I5 g0 o7 Z* `- \9 e. @INDIAN WOMAN: ; t" S) T/ _- f& L, s- s
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First date: Meet her parents.
8 v6 H1 B' z& P5 _. TSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
- K6 K- c+ ^& I# kThird date: Wedding night. 2 ?& G7 y B4 i$ o6 i1 t
1 m4 _+ f; Y) L9 m4 bBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
. Q! O% v( X A. u+ ]" g( @Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" {( W5 d. m3 AThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
- k& H3 R1 ~1 J. K% eTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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: c2 e* C( q, V9 yFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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" ?4 r- l) M& IThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. & w% B* L2 F7 P- x# z Y
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