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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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# P; \/ {* n6 y8 |3 @) kFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 e- r" I4 O( V4 f3 r3 m
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
6 q' D4 M$ {, x4 mThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 6 ]8 `4 g/ A0 C' m9 {9 U$ K
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IRISH WOMAN:
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% B5 t. u& t$ [& e* c/ g+ v% iFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) f2 P5 o4 o! k% P
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & Z) ~' N- n) ?. P% x# V
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! B. Q" m# H( F" z1 z% r
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 8 x: j1 B0 [6 m+ T h
X0 w4 @9 |' E- ?: u7 z# `First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 F) I+ @" |+ k' ?) @Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
# d8 U9 M) x+ G( `1 Q! X0 rThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
# p( N1 D) W. L+ e5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; ]7 M% u5 `7 ?$ c2 d/ i6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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_' D$ o# u8 X# |0 K% ]First Date: You get dynamite head.
6 N6 a; h% ]- D; m- ]7 f9 ~Second Date: You get more great head. 2 n( Y* ~0 G3 f0 A6 k0 ]- \* U) X
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ; F& O2 a) V+ O& W4 k
# h9 M7 v0 O$ n: TFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
$ x s5 a% a# N! Z1 a0 H( J5 sSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
2 T) Z" K- k4 Q k$ c, tThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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# k7 x8 K y- G- S2 KFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. . n8 U2 Q, C2 E0 l; A
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! A9 Y8 j" [, a/ v+ F
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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First date: Meet her parents.
% U: o1 v6 X% }3 f9 TSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. / X/ u; G* x' n" C+ D
Third date: Wedding night.
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# t8 c' N, Q! ]0 h5 Y9 `! [BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 N; v, `' b3 k9 L' l9 ESecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 y5 T4 z! i6 G5 Y( k& m
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! z9 P w# ^8 }Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! s2 ?- X) Z2 P
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LATIN WOMAN . k$ D/ O$ _0 F/ U
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ V% H: e4 p* X2 Z1 jSecond Date: She is pregnant
. S7 ~* h0 N; l. a3 g0 b8 ^Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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