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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
2 p2 o7 \ [% L" Q: QWomen Of The World
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5 \, a9 \7 L" S. s0 I9 CA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. $ X# c# V" C2 E
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; k4 R* Z' X' |& F& z& p4 }
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * v, u0 f; q6 y+ X- {. V2 }+ `
0 f' Z/ F) w) }) v9 wIRISH WOMAN: ) g. T1 j9 G, O* n
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# x) N- l% |, P# A0 q+ S. uSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# R f6 o$ t. z3 i+ K- ]$ G20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 e$ p) n; F# O2 J
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 4 ^3 A7 z7 C; h+ u; Y: |
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
4 O$ a% ?6 w3 @Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ' z- n) J6 \: o4 L- @: X
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& F/ k) N& @) `8 U5 y: } @0 S5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- H4 I9 k/ x0 D- d! L$ t7 J4 R+ ]# T1 w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % _! f4 a% {- A( J9 h5 v$ _: ~0 U/ B- J% ~
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JEWISH WOMAN: / W3 m1 \* D& }
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First Date: You get dynamite head. - d, S& `) ?/ W. i0 W. V
Second Date: You get more great head. ; x0 n4 G- |% {7 }; J0 K$ ~
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. e b7 ]( C4 y# F$ F
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
* h1 N/ B; \# U! E8 o$ Y kSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 `' ]' o. u# |# Z0 ?4 _$ |7 c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 2 \0 q1 l i5 W6 x
1 N# w% A3 t, t; Z' \6 a3 lCHINESE WOMAN: . ?" m* M x( e9 x9 }1 M v
- C9 D6 A. t8 m: F3 ?% HFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. # o/ u, y$ I, S: y0 ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % `+ k1 D. e) Y+ e* o
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. . G9 y# `' P; h/ x! |8 @
) l+ w5 ^9 Y" [( Z" }INDIAN WOMAN: + b4 {# h! Q: p; Q2 o1 W. H
7 M, D/ I4 _: ~( xFirst date: Meet her parents.
# ^3 j3 a3 ] ^' Y" iSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
" G( n& N% s& [& s9 K0 BThird date: Wedding night. - T0 a& ?) J! k4 h# n3 k0 R+ C2 G
3 o7 [! I, {9 J. q9 YBLACK WOMAN:
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; ~; C. x% T5 G3 n, q- T& KFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
b( _' O3 r, [" A% ~Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. # c. C6 m5 {. J) M+ V
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. % _5 P) i. p J) ?$ a( S, P
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & [- n6 q4 ~, S( W4 O
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LATIN WOMAN
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5 |- M8 O" A3 G! h' T2 r8 n8 ZFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ! ~+ Q' p7 e! p+ T
Second Date: She is pregnant
, L. D( y, u. ?) {% Y' q) a; QThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ W6 ?: v: b, _3 I
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