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Women Of The World
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) G' w9 G* |: }2 mA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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* K/ t/ o8 t. X6 | L7 KFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; K3 p% e7 j: K3 U Y- B, |( USecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; J4 j3 R b a
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. : h& }3 P; r. R: [6 e
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IRISH WOMAN: 2 [6 ]: o# [$ ?; ]& ]( b
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. q# X1 e1 B- c8 y- [ Y, u- ?4 ySecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( W% ?% L# `& \" E y
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 _. X9 |6 | t9 U8 s3 c/ M
; ]# N8 q9 O/ `$ T% zITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
1 k. S9 C- s8 @! V" C& wSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. z6 X ^! f) @/ M: |" F' p) {. a& yThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 2 b0 e7 a5 O" s2 N4 H0 m
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex % Z2 H+ G7 D& m8 f3 `7 ?, g: e5 T) Y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
. i2 k7 ]$ R A h6 f9 \Second Date: You get more great head.
; \/ @+ J/ O- m/ j ?Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 5 i+ U3 ]& a' U( s/ z2 C+ z6 k
7 x; x* U0 ^! _- U h- S+ O! P. ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 5 F0 R5 b! z1 t( E/ y: [. n1 N
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- G3 J t3 S% l( H; t3 { R5 [Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 C- b3 f0 _7 NCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ' s3 G) H/ r& p
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; s* L$ O V" f1 B: ]
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 1 `8 K2 q8 }- P1 U4 f* O
; ? \% p3 f8 ~/ ^- DFirst date: Meet her parents. ' Y3 n; M' v: i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
. o s$ o) r' C tSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ) F1 D% _ {/ P: t" D9 g# d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
M' ^. D! N; Y4 N7 lTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 6 k$ o6 d" a6 z
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . t; d) b; v1 s: S- |& K! @
Second Date: She is pregnant . ^1 M& A' x& B! N+ }
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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