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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 5 K7 z: l/ y3 C
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 @4 d! s9 y$ g7 Z* N6 b: L
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 6 g+ L# [) ~5 P: t( |
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * a' A; k4 _/ j3 }. W5 T& S
9 j [9 N1 V0 e+ FIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, ^, R+ T0 k( ]7 P' G7 |, s5 MSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% n5 w: h, n2 |# g$ ^& Y+ y20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % _% Z, d5 y9 V' L/ n( ~" ^9 e* n1 X
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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d% E G. W$ F& gFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 4 `; w0 u! J+ E1 I
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
: I7 p/ |2 Q. C% r8 {( DThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- N6 \" A$ ?! Q( c7 t& k' Y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex & ~4 C, ]* v% ?+ q
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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3 j( a1 R$ i5 \7 V2 IJEWISH WOMAN: 9 M' Q2 B: I7 j6 ]
( i& P% a1 q) D9 H2 P; V+ f7 RFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
. L4 u% Y( t0 y- |+ h5 [Second Date: You get more great head.
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. d( v! H8 }: t) GPOLISH WOMAN: - U* M' ~7 ^8 x: S- t
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
$ n& k: G. [# }+ p9 qSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
$ d; `0 F# L% c$ W; PThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. " ?7 o6 G7 B2 v2 A% x: h
T" k: ~6 W+ o" l# b/ dCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 8 O" O# y% z7 B3 {5 [1 q
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 6 V* S& R% v7 J8 N
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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( W& |! R5 H$ k8 qINDIAN WOMAN: % b/ p0 m" j- D! m: \
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First date: Meet her parents. 6 ^5 C" U+ b, B, M4 H
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. " r; S R/ E9 m+ G5 M
Third date: Wedding night. : Z( Y) a& i7 N3 h- [* I! |
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BLACK WOMAN: 1 ~' ], Y ^) Z; [4 y" }( X
) c1 D& I- X. l% ~8 D9 C+ Z0 @First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
0 I9 |' L! y7 @# iSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ B1 P5 \- t+ h, I y! b+ i K9 o- \Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 L4 m# A' @4 w0 T) F8 BTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + H# ~0 b d) b3 ^9 N
1 s3 F- k8 }2 f$ N# Z0 e' m. X; BLATIN WOMAN * F4 B0 M/ J: E9 o3 A
: L. l6 N9 n( P- i1 }5 ZFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
2 E: R2 w( a) P6 f8 }- y9 iSecond Date: She is pregnant
0 H( k2 [ k m r$ `, R- |Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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