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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) _4 R$ W: O5 E, |
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
6 a8 L7 ]/ i. w; X$ u% T/ ^- tThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + m$ n5 M6 _/ J' p( Y1 `9 ^
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IRISH WOMAN: ( m9 X2 @+ e* t1 [
( t7 C9 l' M/ E4 t" dFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: r: X S& t0 eSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 \( |* T: T6 r. i" F7 t8 c8 k20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / d: v* c7 X1 p/ T) }0 B ^
# y! {% O+ [) ^$ F# B6 lITALIAN WOMAN: 2 q) o. }- w2 L6 o6 i
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
: g+ A7 y2 o6 j, `; K5 s' qSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & c% r8 Y8 b) L: Z S4 Q8 Y. }6 Q
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring " Y* x+ q* ^% [' H6 k4 z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 ~ p& ~" |4 l; |+ c# M6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 g8 M9 Q! \6 xSecond Date: You get more great head. 6 K% p0 H4 ~% l2 V
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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( E- T' y+ a% l) X6 q: u! aFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. . K4 o) N+ w; }5 H: T+ v( ?# ]
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 6 B S' B2 i# f; F
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ; K; t" `+ K1 F3 r; |- \
7 l; |) b# e, H0 e6 aCHINESE WOMAN: 1 V% H6 d2 [% X0 R
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. A' K+ @, e2 t* @Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; m: w- y" x1 j x8 Z
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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' b" B. o1 {1 \, NFirst date: Meet her parents.
0 J6 A& P6 o5 {- m4 S; MSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. , G# u+ P/ J$ n% _. O2 r3 c
Third date: Wedding night.
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3 @, s" }/ M4 `2 F- X* p- D3 bBLACK WOMAN: I; N- S+ s; U" G1 v0 A
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, g1 d7 U& B% C! B. rSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ' ~/ u, p" H! @4 s. U
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 O1 y' t( P0 o/ s! C' b5 Z# iTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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+ @/ _: [4 k; `2 w' o% W% eLATIN WOMAN
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* S4 |/ U% U8 L- c4 N5 IFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
1 g# T. ?, ^+ @, ]6 oSecond Date: She is pregnant
0 T& u2 B, r1 z/ y9 D. B7 p; t- Z7 tThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 g, i/ A* F: m! U
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