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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. / @ ~: ]- z9 f' s
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . o8 x# S( L/ r/ _* p
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 W' z, |9 q2 O, m7 E% t {! U
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: f# c$ I, n' o# v0 jSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! W- [; j$ J3 q( [
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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, b; d u( `5 q0 XITALIAN WOMAN:
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! `0 r: Y1 s6 e% s( h/ SFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant % H9 M* v) i4 O0 R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs {0 h/ ^: O: ^( Y6 i% X8 T
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring / r& f& h0 j. f; }' E
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! S; M' H2 F( b9 p6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / t! z+ C4 v8 ]
' p, v( _6 \* J iJEWISH WOMAN:
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6 I' J8 |* G9 {/ Z7 t oFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
( j& x/ B9 S) A$ L, u& f$ l% ^Second Date: You get more great head. % B2 m0 O% n' e! i' _: `% I2 ^0 A
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. : j% R% M2 p3 a
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POLISH WOMAN:
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6 R% Y$ C* {% f/ @4 YFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
* l' i' i. v( ?1 rSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 I) Y1 y C# z9 L
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * \' L. C) w8 g1 W
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0 @2 Q, S- D3 @8 @First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 1 h- w+ S: P& V9 L v
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
" r* c8 l: U/ Z0 ?" IThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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9 Z2 r5 y3 u+ _5 i+ p& lFirst date: Meet her parents. $ M9 ]0 x$ B: a- o8 p
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, b1 Z: Z+ b0 g+ LThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 q8 d2 a3 V; M$ z: NSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
9 ]) P$ G* F' Y& R& ]: NThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
, }2 K" g; S: c5 i+ PTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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9 a$ H8 ]4 d# e$ M$ `First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / h, ~' }8 t4 R7 H! v
Second Date: She is pregnant
' W: K# E0 o6 M/ l4 \/ RThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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