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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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4 K' g5 J- y! n3 [First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * V: J0 d; p1 q: q: b6 p# h
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 7 v3 H9 h" L5 M2 O0 T
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 9 f- m# l8 u) @% R7 q j! j0 h5 R
+ v& g5 o9 Q5 |4 T: F$ }' [First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 z& z2 F: E! @1 f) lSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' l/ Q( q5 Z6 y/ y6 J5 D
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 l) e7 o% C7 ?: h" N. }$ n4 T
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & z% ^' n9 E" j2 ^ s; J
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ E' m+ B: v% _) dThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 ^3 Q: O! b/ O
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 B! e' V( O: @# E/ h6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend + _. Z& M" I: m+ n
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JEWISH WOMAN: * T8 H9 |$ B- I7 f' O2 ^
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
9 T- s& F7 g$ k& v" ]- CSecond Date: You get more great head.
& O- K8 o! m1 ?$ H& ?# h% x( S! ?Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. / T' r$ h, M/ |
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POLISH WOMAN: # q0 f, o, z7 O, N8 q5 g$ Z3 V' k
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % W8 T/ ~, o9 v5 j
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
! }3 J8 h, R q% H, t. M" K3 |! WThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. - T# U- Q( B0 q8 i$ R/ t/ t) D- q
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CHINESE WOMAN: ; c, g+ V- ]% U' }/ w, x
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# t! X) Y) U4 h3 w7 ySecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! x( V, w2 F% l# F: |8 oThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ) R/ G9 m( M, f1 O
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INDIAN WOMAN: % X0 [" m6 p( S' g' z
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First date: Meet her parents.
9 @' @7 J. d; N1 t' }7 t6 {Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ^/ _& u6 j2 e$ F, _, ?- M
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 5 n4 M$ P0 Z) H$ j, z7 l/ }
/ f8 K# Q1 V% t, kFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. & D+ E) |+ ?' T8 R
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ' n4 W/ n; { r% s) d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ( f. u$ k) Z# l: b
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 X3 Z% {5 a4 `( h7 w
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- M: r4 e5 ~1 m7 p- \, L* T DFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 2 m, r* q- W; C7 h7 ]" H% c) i$ a
Second Date: She is pregnant : F1 n/ w0 K B \: R; y& N
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 6 b( k! B- ~% k( G8 p, \; P$ Q/ B7 U
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