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$ {) r: {6 O$ a2 U- N e$ C0 ?First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & m7 R0 S* d) u+ d" p
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
, b( g+ e$ q& ?* J" kThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 N ~! Y2 @! q9 Z; J3 R: A# Q9 p
! g+ o" z3 d/ A- ?* [, j0 r2 UIRISH WOMAN: 3 Z; C3 ^- i/ h- ]4 U
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 S5 R7 J# \; N1 N1 c3 G+ ^
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. o, m/ J. m2 M/ E1 C' n$ G) T20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % X( E, g4 P# u' S
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, x* E" V5 _& aSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 x: V& v N2 q& x, ^. J
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
/ E) s' G; l0 Y* {7 o5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 5 x! k/ n+ R* k s7 g- b9 z2 z5 Q
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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9 L) }5 e3 v3 N/ sJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
; z: I* _7 z9 w4 ASecond Date: You get more great head.
8 v( z$ O A( {. F1 h% Q3 K2 h j% |Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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4 J1 k9 T) k$ Q {+ rPOLISH WOMAN: " B* t+ T) }6 R. r; P8 D5 e7 h
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. - |9 j- e1 M3 ]. Y. z# N7 q5 r% i5 O# d
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- y2 s; n& e* D/ W$ J4 Y3 WThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. - ^' E9 Z4 I8 a" n* M% u. r3 H
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$ L6 ]7 X5 ^1 G4 M/ x" ?6 cFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
& E$ S/ @3 O( m6 f" ASecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) r0 n! i4 D# d* O/ f# e- PThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ; |; O" |: \" [9 J# d
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
) V% x$ o: T/ m: y; j- |Third date: Wedding night.
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2 G) i1 i/ N9 w) S( R5 E6 TBLACK WOMAN: 2 @$ E* w; C) Z* v2 C
/ u4 i( @6 }, `0 _2 t' iFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 F+ n! v! d' i& U6 eSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
3 ~- w$ M- y/ Z* @Third Date: You get to pay her rent. $ `6 i; ^) L J
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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0 ^0 P& A* H: p2 xLATIN WOMAN 4 S% V$ ^+ f1 w: G5 \
4 T1 z$ F8 {; l1 k( o) X qFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ) b$ G7 j9 L+ E' Z
Second Date: She is pregnant 8 A2 |! R' P; d, ?8 }* ^/ R' D
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 u8 n! Z+ j: f4 i" u, p( B! @
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