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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: + @3 I( f- W$ |/ ^9 ^
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 f3 r2 ^+ u1 [) m9 d: z: K
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
x4 K: w5 V9 [$ G0 AThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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) N5 E( C; E+ h3 \3 e6 PIRISH WOMAN: : h2 B6 M' p6 u7 x3 ~6 I
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & W) |1 u" d# n6 U7 c
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 M- j$ ~2 H# D8 s) E20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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|$ g h9 M# V; a! }5 HITALIAN WOMAN:
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5 w4 L0 I3 d) a7 YFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # \5 n) Z [+ G9 z
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ' l' { I" p; K [
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
0 `3 x) I* U4 H, y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ q3 i+ [/ L2 l8 Z; C- T8 s6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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1 k8 M4 _$ D& T5 j) AJEWISH WOMAN:
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# M, m0 O) ]: D- z, _* R6 zFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
, K( j$ M$ n& ^- PSecond Date: You get more great head. 0 S% k. j2 R8 O
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 q* P% V. p" N. s% Q4 y
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 3 y7 D: V: ~; E
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
% A4 _" F" O" s7 h! ^! DThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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6 V* }+ C* m+ |9 s7 fCHINESE WOMAN: 7 }' }/ U" }. N2 q
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 V# ?8 D6 Y* B& G$ o$ bSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
; K9 B2 q, L. L. uThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. : d, E: Q1 O4 Y9 u4 R( t
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
. R- C+ m9 X5 K- e+ GSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ) b" ~" E) x$ _7 O4 W; a
Third date: Wedding night. 6 ?7 q& O+ y/ s& Y
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ _8 ~* y6 I' ?( H) w% USecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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) O/ z* n z. I" p: O8 J, FThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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