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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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9 d( v. a( J H3 w/ t( k3 o7 C" i% oA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* Y, z4 q5 W% E1 ESecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 _, W& J1 b/ t6 X- ~3 f+ b$ p! ^+ CThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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: b& l* [- F4 _IRISH WOMAN: $ \/ X; f: B( `0 t( a
& W5 s' Y7 }( K; T$ [$ }First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 h! B, _, t' d
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( [, e6 ~1 }: |5 h20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * S7 e8 |7 Y2 e7 J
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ! p/ h! G" r( M ]
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 2 r0 @! X7 [, h( z$ T
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + R7 y) K7 v) F# x1 n1 Z' f
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 4 i- G3 ^/ ^% M4 L2 t
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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. A! f$ S: W' G$ e+ ?: dFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
& h) H4 G, \) S7 v `' l8 SSecond Date: You get more great head. # d& G( O" {4 k, B
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. " |$ C% I, O1 Z* S' H) Z1 |
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POLISH WOMAN: 6 J8 {7 i: ?9 q* ~: r
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 e) A; W" C: x% G5 B! VSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. # l, H! e+ ~, t6 o
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. , X: h) ?$ L. F3 e; U
, \6 Y+ \& i, w2 ]CHINESE WOMAN: / |+ W& a, x: K" N; U1 w$ `' ~1 \
6 ^. g7 T: F8 ?5 c/ g" m, dFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# o0 t+ ?( u) U6 f* f1 RSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ) K5 [, ~+ U$ A* g; ~! S3 j" N
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 K* k$ c A! s; u* P0 z: h8 w; }
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First date: Meet her parents.
8 c9 m5 y8 W" DSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 8 f$ B( e" U) x! n) J, E" x
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: , e1 C8 U$ d8 T
0 B8 Y; V" d5 x1 UFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % P/ E$ X5 k8 | H% D% Y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. & Z- S$ V {. b! p: z: L, u$ z
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. - o# p' ] v k2 {& [4 s
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! : ]5 A W4 ~+ f Q/ _" w+ [
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LATIN WOMAN
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0 z, z8 P: h- z, l+ |) NFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / I. P: K! ?& s/ p4 g
Second Date: She is pregnant
! m& m b$ E* O& x3 B& WThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 3 ]/ n% U6 J, X& b3 D8 R# K8 b
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