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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 8 c/ Z" H, v7 _6 e8 {
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 z4 ?( j/ s, n
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ T$ r, z* D* B) ^1 K, |0 @7 H: V
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 7 q5 N, \" ~: j4 y: g' s( |" T/ W
" j: Y- T8 B5 J2 G5 U) |. B ^IRISH WOMAN: % F. |4 c' _% |; n' W2 ~/ G
" k6 z+ o, d5 |! e6 [First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / M0 H' _# x. Y3 [3 m9 _
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 f$ Y9 \- h+ J* T6 a, y2 G$ H
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! u0 ^( h$ }# l, s" E9 y JITALIAN WOMAN: , y3 q; R' f" h! |- G2 j9 v a
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + g6 d. i3 H# U5 k
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs + G5 ]: r% E' T" z' |3 ~" x7 m
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + Z! _/ A2 o& c$ _/ Q [/ d$ t
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
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9 ^6 E+ Q+ K5 c- [% C, JJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
5 _( ]) w! w) q( D/ ESecond Date: You get more great head.
1 i/ L) u8 ^+ h8 V* e7 \8 ?' TThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - R# L9 \! J: F4 i6 F( }
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POLISH WOMAN: : n# X2 ~; Q& {
/ U) i7 b7 _8 o: BFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( f5 J1 ?: j' |# ]8 p5 h9 R2 rSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : q1 J( ~! A1 w2 g
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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! J. u X d! p( y6 YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 {1 J8 H+ x: Q* J* g
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # C; w$ z0 ^# q" Z- ]7 e2 }% i
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: , E+ i o! A, L1 w
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First date: Meet her parents. 6 V2 G2 ^+ U q" ? z. ?: l0 m* V
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ! G; F. B9 h' Q$ B* ~0 {7 S9 j
Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 5 }$ q6 N( t9 Y& b
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " e- ?$ j% \1 V, C1 g {
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# o: m0 [# y! p1 W( U- U3 bTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN * ]3 W+ \7 h" T* K- K- V8 z P
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car , K: p2 v+ H4 O) j1 M8 u
Second Date: She is pregnant , J) [0 ^% @+ [( I+ a M
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 3 o, p5 t5 [/ K' s' p
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