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Women Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) D: x7 b' h/ Z: S# n2 D2 g5 n! R0 r
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; h6 Q% Y( g/ S4 m% H( P
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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* s' m' e8 ?5 q- e' b9 N- ]IRISH WOMAN: 9 l& C1 g; t/ m/ w' E/ e
& b* n/ X5 U+ W) ]% b. GFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 k0 y- [' W1 N* q1 h- M0 ?Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; y0 ^: y6 J r2 b1 e
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . j$ G1 `. d8 ~' H5 ?- t* e1 y% h
; i3 A. x$ ^7 o/ c6 d# rITALIAN WOMAN: ' x. v2 H7 v( l; W2 S
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
" u% T* f9 {+ U+ b( ASecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, x% I0 E0 x/ _- P }/ v& cThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 8 V& q+ |, r* i& b" R9 \3 j( M5 A
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( K6 ^& K; h# ~) g6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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6 \. u/ R8 ?" o& g+ c9 bFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 3 D C3 J! K: u
Second Date: You get more great head. ' c) H4 e* X0 g+ U8 C2 ^" m
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: + y. h/ r, q/ Y; S2 _
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 3 M/ D5 I% T. v/ u! D( |6 `8 K
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- s+ a7 g( W# j- G7 b pThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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/ E; g( V# Q% ~! W7 {8 s' VFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% O' p, p# `8 G- ISecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
2 R) {$ Z4 Z" @# f1 H# CThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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" `, @4 z3 O3 DINDIAN WOMAN: + v3 V6 Z7 w, X& ^! K% [$ d. x
/ g0 W4 G2 f1 \) @7 _5 p+ }" bFirst date: Meet her parents.
( B' U: q) N! r) sSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. , k. D$ Z) B3 u9 n
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: ; M9 K2 e. ]( U$ S
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
_1 e$ U2 u& x" ]Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / p7 E3 J" B7 |! I1 \. t1 y
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ {* G) x* b% JTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 9 q# E* N& k& x' D! ?
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 1 J7 ~, J6 k0 s1 W
Second Date: She is pregnant
% W8 c! ^4 p+ O4 H% G" HThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. , ~$ M8 u V o" _/ p
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