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8 ]/ h9 ]8 z" ]# o" I# T! FFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! R/ i* K, k% v& H4 v8 ISecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# H5 w+ Z# B, o9 E$ j2 c+ OThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " u4 c. e. o. M; h" e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 @; }: M( s. b b4 v1 W
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " ?7 ~: L$ K+ I0 y) f
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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' A8 V) j, K6 H2 L, L% A. RFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - v) p+ f' @# e: p0 Q5 B9 b( H3 {
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs _1 O, [# S6 C {2 S- T/ g& Q5 Z
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 5 _$ R# P$ T6 F' D% ~ a7 B% Y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
: W3 D5 C* y$ v: W6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend # B! J0 s9 V. W* D
. C. [7 B$ A4 X3 K- p& i, tJEWISH WOMAN: ( n: S# _' H! E9 B/ F
% g& d2 b& O1 y6 V/ f9 BFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
: _9 `' Y& ^! o+ u4 d5 Q5 d/ k7 eSecond Date: You get more great head.
5 P( O9 a l% h: X. w! D! {9 JThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. $ Z' i2 a0 X% u. R* V
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POLISH WOMAN: ( _' U: \. b0 g% ?
4 k9 i& N5 r# a( _4 Y, eFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 K6 L" [2 o( s( D& l2 m. a$ nSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 l% K: ^' i0 Y! b3 F3 G
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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5 U. i: T Y9 DFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
' r3 A9 O/ J) M7 \7 ~6 pSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
$ q; ^% v; V$ f& t( {; B# GThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 7 Y$ @6 \" X; j1 i& E8 X8 Z) s
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INDIAN WOMAN: $ d/ l' k9 y+ }! ]2 o9 G1 A
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First date: Meet her parents.
) {5 }# V" s4 `- O4 C" k* \Second date: Set the date of the wedding. * E& }$ O) O7 |/ b) c
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: . g/ t7 w* S5 {" @1 s7 k" w
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 ^# F6 h9 a9 s; n! _6 ~2 DSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ Q* ?& x( n5 ]8 U/ sThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
: i- x' \0 Z9 q" qTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 0 e+ b8 ^9 v: w( d
Second Date: She is pregnant
2 l2 Z8 F( C( e# D: b6 R7 @Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ! F. ^4 E5 a& h$ v. i7 s. H0 w
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