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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( s' [) w' a) e
8 d" A2 k6 b5 x, C( WFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 C; {8 e0 p2 k/ QSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. & n F/ n4 h3 v7 i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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4 B G' [! h" Z' b* k, X& E9 F9 CIRISH WOMAN: ; H8 F1 z& s2 u( W$ z- f) H
% H9 _) m8 v# a9 h; G, i: l' aFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% F" F6 n$ B6 B6 [2 uSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) R% |3 U! r/ H, ^6 p20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # ?9 t3 S$ ~0 [2 T9 L3 M7 X
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 0 s8 r [0 h) J2 H3 J( i
+ k( O- {2 P# _8 p1 R2 |First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ' m3 a0 U* {9 \; I
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & N: N# C0 j' ^/ {' d d
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, c$ ^% v' c D3 b1 t6 ?5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex : r* A" {% N1 e8 W% A! \$ c
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 z; a; J P3 k6 j7 ^; ~; r& oJEWISH WOMAN: " f- b, [8 H: M$ D8 }5 ?
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
5 O% I7 V& W) t; C) m" r* i% j0 [Second Date: You get more great head.
/ _$ U$ n' R6 E. L5 C+ u/ OThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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4 Y3 a( I! x) G% m+ n3 e- h, IPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 5 N5 c7 R6 {' M7 T- e4 P
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ) c K7 a p0 v, D: G
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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5 {+ h5 t; ^+ L6 P0 Q( uCHINESE WOMAN: . D. O$ C) n% _) D. P
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ w- r, a( \' d3 NSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
2 d9 Q7 \& d6 y+ l5 ]1 \Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 2 {3 ~: s% w/ H5 w" Y: X
2 ?, ~' _, }8 |- U- ~/ N' PINDIAN WOMAN: 9 F& n% l( n5 v9 G. [# A/ x: j8 }
2 P9 D& O" {% O8 M, K$ _First date: Meet her parents. - T4 p0 m- j4 p8 C6 Y2 }
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, a4 O; R! [- QThird date: Wedding night. 7 w$ ?/ C2 B. O8 {) T3 Y
* h/ o' D8 F+ o3 o. ?2 r- g6 UBLACK WOMAN: 7 I6 L$ E1 K6 ]' H, D2 \. ?
& e1 l+ `; ]7 W2 _8 ? h* JFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. * o R; X' n" Q# Q
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
. I4 q- s6 T, p, LThird Date: You get to pay her rent. * _+ |, i- v E7 S
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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3 ]$ n. x0 x1 W; D+ aFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
) i7 u1 a) R$ T( {* j) a# oSecond Date: She is pregnant ( W# V U: h4 p! `3 W
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 9 e$ f( E: [$ M9 t: R. e5 Y2 t
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