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Women Of The World
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- ^" I( `9 e, J# EA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. # |4 s/ M8 U4 s5 }; {( E
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 0 k, |7 g7 L( a0 h7 G* E
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ; ]6 j9 F" W" B
* u6 W' x/ {3 a* V) [+ aFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; I) R8 ?0 C$ o4 k# N6 g
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - Z; N5 N: C T% H1 s( y
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 c3 q' I. a0 R
9 S% H) H1 U4 A r1 ?. e* rITALIAN WOMAN: - g& d5 ]: I8 Q* L" y8 v2 Z8 I
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 9 Y7 `$ T. t5 B" G2 [9 r. o
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* s6 A h& [2 y: dThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
0 @: u1 \' N( q: J. c5 ^5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ U" r, U9 _* E( m5 K* ]5 ~6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 1 e4 Z7 E$ l1 q# @" n* O: O1 _3 \/ p
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JEWISH WOMAN: ' E; N/ {: I7 O/ O1 Q) I
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
$ f8 o {) q# p$ G5 ^! ~Second Date: You get more great head. 0 B7 S3 q" @/ o& {+ D" `) {+ x% m
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * G/ t; ]; i3 U5 S S
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POLISH WOMAN:
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' M6 B0 D0 p- EFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
+ K, o' p- m/ Z ySecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
* g9 _( p* x0 z7 FThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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2 q# m# F* B. S. e+ QCHINESE WOMAN: 6 _" Q& U1 O( D2 O4 @
1 w/ I' b1 F0 e: A( r4 t2 bFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 Q5 h8 ~; v; n4 ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
5 G3 q8 B! Y+ A1 r- IThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. / ]0 x& U$ z8 z5 j! p
& f. Y" J9 l: Z- uINDIAN WOMAN:
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J4 P4 P& y3 _& J7 J$ dFirst date: Meet her parents. 2 J7 p4 O) R; c* {6 }% h
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 P9 D; w# g* a2 j+ @; `* QThird date: Wedding night. , p0 m* \: o& K, {9 c' Z/ u; M
7 q! W. Z9 S9 j* T! aBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
0 U1 j# e, @% u$ z8 YSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
- j0 M% C# c4 C2 R4 G/ YThird Date: You get to pay her rent. $ `% I6 ~2 L" R
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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: C, Z$ r8 p/ Z( KLATIN WOMAN 0 ~( ]+ \4 k3 g9 W* @) M
5 u( n; \' R- q5 c) ]% g& L3 DFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car - B3 c0 x' U/ ^- s
Second Date: She is pregnant ( T2 u* R0 K! W' }
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ( j/ c0 r" Z5 V, b- S) i9 X4 b5 b6 v2 G
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