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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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4 j0 { W+ J' S* b4 e+ ~ k% m1 IA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! P4 E' ^8 U3 _- U: W! \
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# D+ W1 k$ M1 ^ O9 w& B" }6 q+ rSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! H. V1 N; o/ z: H7 }/ v
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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! I3 F' f) c6 J: MFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 k5 w1 [$ Z7 [: M& k
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; V2 c6 I, S3 t) q. L! u) E) {" ?- x' `
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; b: W: t5 B' {# I3 ?
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 ~: J& F% n, V" b' CSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. H! ^( z8 ?1 b; GThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring & I9 k9 {2 T6 @6 L" R: E+ Z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- \! I' N0 A( S2 X. V- n8 k6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! M! f) E$ \3 t/ `- a- B" z
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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& s6 m4 [2 _; W- V# MFirst Date: You get dynamite head. # @3 h" W: b0 Y. `/ f' F. m$ O) J
Second Date: You get more great head.
9 x/ | [, |7 l: v5 F/ v; dThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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8 P( G2 B' l5 W( i( ~First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % k8 Q' _2 O) P% @& L
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
" J+ `) D$ H+ A( m. |3 HThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 9 _& c+ R" O$ Q! T% n4 o4 m. ^6 V
- d: T. p- {' }5 `' eFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
y0 `3 B& u2 n2 v6 i" XSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) ~" }: `, N* ]- i' T) mThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. # _; S/ C( m% v
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INDIAN WOMAN: ' M- Y, L! n6 X- [% U5 C
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First date: Meet her parents. * Q1 G0 B) Q) i6 Z. U
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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- i: v$ o' l |# e/ D% ~First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; [1 s, ~/ E& i Q V# W) iSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
, u& I' v3 O3 {6 F" lThird Date: You get to pay her rent. + X: A1 N1 Y1 q, H {! E) W3 ~
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! " D) P8 T2 x j7 r( l
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % p" [4 m* Y9 w* Q
Second Date: She is pregnant
* n9 e9 Y* I2 K3 ]3 T! Z( RThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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