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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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1 i! `2 _, X2 a+ ~$ `A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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. j4 A4 T1 B c) f7 jFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Y: w( `3 p* l7 ^+ BSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. / }4 c& M1 d4 X1 H" G+ w
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 a' q. I8 w( l) ?* H. q9 R. A& B
! Y3 |$ N5 ]( U; a4 j: l) EIRISH WOMAN:
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5 ]; ?! a0 [! ^First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. W$ S, h; {6 v" C* ISecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 G+ L! W/ m8 S8 O; t9 X
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 q" P8 T! g& ? B% b* [ITALIAN WOMAN: 8 A1 h7 ^2 g8 p: o$ y
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
9 G, G2 d! f. {9 ?Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
& ^. f2 |& l9 n. h+ _# I. ?" t/ OThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 w. q7 Y3 o; O# |
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
% I- h+ K& d$ U; r7 v# y; x4 h# R4 I6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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) k) S7 ^* Q5 h4 D! Q" L Y6 V5 uJEWISH WOMAN: 9 C4 w" F: W# v" @
- |9 z5 w1 ]1 ], w. H- OFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
! s5 c/ i4 ^3 ?- Q( \! ASecond Date: You get more great head. 5 v6 B8 @* S2 E
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 8 `3 ~4 x: ~6 r
( R- {" ?8 C1 ^" t" n, o% C* ^% aPOLISH WOMAN: 9 S+ m. V i/ F6 S: g
7 B& K2 q- g! u% {; _First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. " t d1 Z8 G3 T! H' A3 f
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
! `. `9 v1 }4 H9 v9 ^Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 5 }. Z# V" l% h8 j) h& k
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
" I3 t5 y; |* K: o8 p6 B8 I8 tSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' H# ^' p' A" W* {' v tThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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; J0 w3 f& f! E) Z7 j2 C+ dINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
3 E( E5 l- i' Z' p* ?0 SSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ! F# S5 f d0 E
Third date: Wedding night. 3 m9 o" L0 M% D- _& f
$ J5 y1 z. Y8 E% ?( `5 i, _BLACK WOMAN:
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4 f- E4 }* c- _ ?First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 P; M0 B9 K2 P3 R8 E7 H
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ! V6 c$ O2 O; y/ P
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 O0 T/ ?8 _- A$ k* M4 i" I. Y
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN ( c5 j# k8 b# _7 f$ q/ [
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' z3 F) ^( o: P) K) O) @
Second Date: She is pregnant 0 E# a9 l$ F3 O' |
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. : z& M0 O4 K7 p
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