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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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$ W% i' c/ M d9 B$ PA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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, J2 d: p; w3 o+ F0 N- h8 V6 M! L( MFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 @; i, g' k! b+ NSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
4 J4 o5 r: [; n0 x$ k6 JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; S1 n4 }8 C6 ^1 e; \# }& u
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 o9 C+ k' Z% J& xSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 e0 w9 B/ a9 ]/ f
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . Z7 l5 {+ G7 w% B; ]- d& ^9 ?
$ ]9 Y. b! }3 zITALIAN WOMAN: 2 S/ d- N, f3 s# e. ]/ J
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 0 H" F: g1 g3 ?4 _( t
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 C7 a _! P. Q( r$ ~/ e
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( M. | k' \2 P7 |5 W
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
' ?6 X# I+ ^2 m4 k3 G6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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* f( R( ~: S4 aJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
: B! I- W2 N9 E8 aSecond Date: You get more great head.
# x1 q! z0 Q, s& {3 V4 b7 w9 LThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' g8 p& ? h0 G- H
, x- h9 p' \' Q- VPOLISH WOMAN: ; B1 ?/ o& r0 A) k
; { {- C9 j9 J: vFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
- N" f* V3 F! B! {Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
$ [) M( y/ ? ZThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. / G/ M+ E4 C9 F$ ], C0 v
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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) t; s4 m! g) B0 V7 C3 B; s' t: jFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
, h. B5 |3 A3 e' C) ~Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
4 s9 m6 l z/ wThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ m! t3 p: ?- tINDIAN WOMAN: # v4 X) _7 C& k* L2 Y
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First date: Meet her parents.
7 N/ J0 m7 z! L9 uSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 5 y7 o, T" K3 _2 U7 P( ?/ m
Third date: Wedding night. # k! u3 T9 o0 A4 B
) n* q) R. p8 C" u" S; sBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. * n3 _# T8 b. u# ^; y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 Z0 ]7 C- {2 I# G# x0 H
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. / l' C+ X% v( O
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ; @" |8 T. J' w; n
+ ~0 Y' K' O% {# p$ uLATIN WOMAN . h/ ]) C- J9 K# W7 b! _* l3 U
4 _, ] r1 t+ S1 t; ?1 hFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 1 B7 g) N9 ?: k
Second Date: She is pregnant
" u. ^, [; Q6 t! c+ D% V3 A# w. EThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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