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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: U" w* l3 J! b( M8 z% r- ]
3 b# g: R8 a& o; sFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 6 p" y! h3 p- Y1 Q H o
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
+ {3 z! h+ G" ?+ K" iThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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! E0 a2 x4 o) Y# w2 H! U3 k8 _+ g% a1 HIRISH WOMAN: 0 o" D6 S, ?! K
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% n8 q2 S+ W! lSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 p3 o; l7 }/ k
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; Q* `$ o; u% y- a+ Y# {+ A: M
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ITALIAN WOMAN: / b9 g, o2 |. s9 x- x
, n: h# i; i9 P0 H) G; yFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
7 Y6 J* x- j/ ~8 O) OSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, F' L( |+ E1 O) K+ WThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 o, a: S7 ?5 V" v
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* ]; _2 b& B7 o' h: S3 n" @: V$ P7 {6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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$ F8 E0 w& }1 S: J% E5 {: iJEWISH WOMAN: * S' Y/ A8 e. ~& O: O3 D) e
& L: f p( ?$ w1 ^% {First Date: You get dynamite head.
g$ e$ s! s& D. J. t, dSecond Date: You get more great head.
$ z) k; R& H3 DThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 `1 q2 w/ q3 y9 A9 @$ B6 m1 n
$ e/ n9 n7 W. k$ i7 i: A* iPOLISH WOMAN: % n" X( }8 U: v+ m3 ]: H
: L' _+ w6 H, _2 g; E( hFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. - c0 f0 h, y' J/ C- C
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
9 q) J- Q7 S# ]% a# ^Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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, w. U( G# a6 G# I3 vFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : k# {5 ^/ {+ p2 _) I
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % P7 e6 T. r, P4 V
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. # v) f( M7 S: q( x5 m. f
) ]* Q1 [( r$ L9 i1 [- DINDIAN WOMAN: - d% |3 k0 l/ s6 y
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First date: Meet her parents. ' d1 M8 k# G, ?1 E! f
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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+ o1 b0 S4 |# Y; r# D6 |$ p4 xBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 e6 {9 A" P8 Y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. % Y1 P) s7 p; I
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. . Y# o) U, D; O1 j
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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' Z8 }3 l$ O5 ]7 j) _7 nFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' K+ K# R" x, P
Second Date: She is pregnant \0 W! {' `+ V# S( ?/ Z. [. ^& r. T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 H3 ]9 u2 I8 o: t1 Y4 P( D, j
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