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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* T' o! Q4 {6 x2 k9 tSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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. ? \* }) n# i" ]/ ^IRISH WOMAN: 5 x/ H) i8 C* L5 O8 i6 [9 K
( _ E# h' z' G7 n) FFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' P5 b, _. F& R4 Q0 |
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' _* H* X; \! H' M8 I9 Q7 Y% U20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: - y/ F* z; W5 E+ Q1 r3 F( {# ^
7 f, ~ v7 M, G4 V' w$ P( h8 OFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * a7 g- v+ A+ r0 o# o7 s
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & r) k; L+ n( m7 d# t% ^& y- v
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ) [7 @" H$ D7 G7 W
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! ~* n) R5 k- m% J3 e6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; C0 f- a9 F; _: [3 m, k4 bJEWISH WOMAN: 5 x+ z! P9 d( \/ l+ J1 H& o- q5 G
* y5 u% j7 P0 QFirst Date: You get dynamite head. / V s7 I6 S+ c( U
Second Date: You get more great head.
, A( l8 @1 a) v7 PThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * F5 ~3 h2 _& u1 ~2 P
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & R: B; h3 |2 \. c8 M7 k, o/ h
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 x. J; |! z/ XThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 0 L9 @# H, ~' b1 Z+ H
" V& W' |; i# X$ ^+ L0 NCHINESE WOMAN: 7 A4 P% A7 Z0 u
! a# O- z8 l; y, K1 AFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% E# t! [/ y0 ~4 c! R$ HSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( w! p5 l: J% l) G9 HThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: " g p' f5 e4 E6 z% H1 p" {
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First date: Meet her parents. - _6 ~: W$ |, p, p3 T
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; \) T4 S& X6 w9 \: LThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& l; x- c- t4 z! ~; L! o" H& _Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
( E; N5 Y+ Z; `7 w' _9 f$ ?Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 C5 D3 x4 W: d" ITenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! / n8 p: v+ k) R1 `) T2 ~& g
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LATIN WOMAN
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0 v2 P# n+ J' D- j* vFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 5 t- |' u7 x. E0 Y
Second Date: She is pregnant / X1 Q& U ?. D! C) a2 W2 k
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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