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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ) e3 o+ h2 X1 L2 H
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 9 L" e2 G- m0 Q3 e
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 o# j- p |7 y2 b+ cThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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+ Y4 S! L* Q/ C9 gIRISH WOMAN: 7 b7 Q/ Q4 g! q: z& i9 A7 V
3 M% c6 p# ?2 _, c) [0 a* m4 v' MFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 [3 d6 {7 j u0 _Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , P0 H6 ^* A8 ~7 w
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # Z9 ^/ m' q9 _# Z8 p j5 p7 _6 b+ Q
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 1 T4 `8 w, M$ N
/ F1 [9 D/ s2 VFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
. h) T! N/ o, V1 h2 ?0 f& g' kSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 J( y$ j0 Q h0 p4 n$ Q- C
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 y: |2 g+ L2 t
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( L A# Y& f: A3 ^6 a& Z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 9 ~( R9 P. r# Z) g: ~
. |5 ?' D: K8 c+ C- }- HFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
4 Q& _% v, H3 e$ g! aSecond Date: You get more great head. ' c2 ?- ]' n/ | Y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ! c9 N4 `* h u: J% e# Z
9 B3 p) V6 f. C: `4 D4 hPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ! ^2 Z+ _/ J' x1 d$ Z9 |5 n
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 6 h/ e/ U9 e! D+ A6 E$ E4 n) Z
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 3 {# F' b5 J4 `" W
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! B! I9 Y0 A& D+ x8 V
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 E* P9 R! H2 W+ g8 j0 N
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: ! r2 c9 L; I* z; i
6 g. z; e! Y! bFirst date: Meet her parents.
* H3 O/ I+ ^: b0 E/ t- t" ?Second date: Set the date of the wedding. / T. L1 a& o; m' P: g# M! y9 c
Third date: Wedding night. " J' M; S; p, V" |# Q; `/ u7 I
- A! L/ b& @2 }5 w+ y- vBLACK WOMAN:
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: k: q4 k+ L# \1 wFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( Y0 K8 B+ G9 P/ t. GSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : z8 O& c; L/ y
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 7 O" t9 n- J% \ j
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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; D" a" o: L% q9 DLATIN WOMAN 6 H$ ^' b" j, g
1 Y: L5 x7 d, c* g9 V' W8 w3 CFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 2 M. x, W' C6 T% Y2 D7 o0 g/ H3 ?$ R
Second Date: She is pregnant * O9 K1 y! T9 x* ^4 m
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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