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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 2 }8 Z( V$ x2 B/ d5 ^2 \
0 x0 E0 s# Y) B7 yFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ A- P2 F8 V: M; @2 WSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
7 n; ~6 Y i% A- xThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - d- e# ]! \$ N- C
1 y* t& T, h- s& [" u/ s8 _5 `5 Z7 ?IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! l0 [8 D0 W" Y- ]6 u* s: G; v. J _Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 ?3 ~/ `) P, h( [# E @
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , L1 K- s0 j5 E% y
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ITALIAN WOMAN: $ v& V/ c$ I( @* q8 Z! K4 _5 Q
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ) ~8 [6 S- i" Z. |: n$ p
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ) a1 M. O) N# c& L
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 {; B: \: o* E% R% F, |6 V. K" M j: D
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 ^7 w3 {* f& o. q6 ~2 R, T- y6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 f5 `1 g% X" n, \
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JEWISH WOMAN: d0 s* \% I5 `$ j: L% i* y
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + i9 h) {# T2 t; v1 V# Z1 ~# |4 W
Second Date: You get more great head.
+ i' j& H7 i& Z. uThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 N: s% s# C4 n+ I6 i* k
' ?( W+ d* Q& ?3 |2 m, s! {) X& f% fPOLISH WOMAN: / L0 v) W/ Y L" G3 H
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : ]8 L$ O& M/ I6 X- i! k
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 i9 Q; z, ~9 Z( l& Y
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
( Q. _+ g* `% m7 |' i XSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. h8 ]% @. e' o. Q2 q% BThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ( I2 r3 M- m* n5 w3 [3 d
4 ~0 w4 M. }. JINDIAN WOMAN: & @, d5 J) e- j5 l' y: O
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First date: Meet her parents.
2 W4 T" q h( v, @8 @) N, ~Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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8 j2 X, \& X# {First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# A s6 [, W, D- ^1 A hSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ s. \& q4 h& e# X/ k9 x6 v6 e9 ?. NThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
; Y2 q2 w3 _( s, f0 d/ ITenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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3 y/ G2 {4 [. h4 E- F& uFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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7 j2 Z% \( {( C! y& T% Q' k! nThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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