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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 w* [) K+ Z3 m4 s% O3 eFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + L- [4 j, B& p* B# P3 y
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
! @2 [* Z- x/ y5 z- DThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ; X: \4 H9 x2 u" w& y; a
! W2 y p/ V* \, N+ y% @First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. X/ m) e0 Q( f# y' L* {- E# @% l
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" r, N9 M: l1 U* x. @# S20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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( P# U* J/ d- ]- i' u3 e8 EITALIAN WOMAN:
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3 j! y' E9 |3 i, QFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
# V* r6 C0 \ n* L! Z. m. ^Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 T) e: t; r: g3 D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + U/ {# D- B5 W) H' a
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 Y9 E7 p* s# j$ W8 q I6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! c2 z# A( L) u; R a
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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/ U' z; G! ^/ fFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
1 I0 I' u% q2 Z# `0 ]$ _# vSecond Date: You get more great head.
+ t5 G! U0 D( R) K+ e- HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. . m7 E1 d9 y" ]. }4 q5 t' i
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POLISH WOMAN:
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$ b4 A5 T5 t: F6 D( e1 iFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 8 D9 z* C) c* {. D- u7 \
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
; c+ r6 A& e) i; L. s/ P! FThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 3 P u9 ?% o& W) Y7 p" Q
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
; _2 b# L' o% ~( D3 G2 RSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- c( A+ v/ i# Z9 f" T2 MThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 a; w1 }, c# {- A( x5 R* K4 z
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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, d# C" }7 l# v4 B2 @5 u2 _First date: Meet her parents.
+ s$ [6 i" ?- `. D! h. E* mSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. : X; M; D% s) L9 G9 c
Third date: Wedding night. 3 r4 Y8 M) y8 B7 H
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BLACK WOMAN: & A% D: F! T2 F$ T3 t( a
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ! L4 b2 I n7 \2 i& H
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 7 p$ v* H6 _) p z: E/ M* }
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 2 S$ f! Y- P" {4 Z3 | f
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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. Y( A, |9 m; g4 BLATIN WOMAN
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3 y; D. s8 i/ {, NFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ) x; }7 L* p" O( {* M
Second Date: She is pregnant 0 F9 s2 c) I6 G0 {, @$ V
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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