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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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5 N- j8 B! A8 h6 Y4 ?First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. Q7 Q* g0 ]! ~# Y4 u4 Z: RSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! p t" s$ f5 y0 e! g. ^
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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9 N" d2 Q, r O( ^/ LIRISH WOMAN:
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# J6 s- K. E- V5 J! SFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 f6 ?: Z# r% |3 E: e0 y; H
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 N3 c$ W" ^* |9 R* K20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 o- w1 N2 Z$ R6 a9 Q9 |
2 o' A& f- X. K$ M* N7 l) i4 m, sITALIAN WOMAN: $ u* m9 P v3 r* Q+ ]9 j/ ?
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * e+ |" y$ j9 X( q
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 m- p4 B. K4 ~$ yThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 9 J( v( H% x. v' e# g8 N
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex & r( U) n! o/ F# `8 r$ S0 O( [
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ' y) ^( o+ b* M% b M- t5 e6 N
( u9 R1 t, N# Y9 {5 e* L7 f+ {7 W7 _" CJEWISH WOMAN: 3 `5 w* H2 _) I' Q2 O) {9 M! t
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First Date: You get dynamite head. % r$ H0 N( p! }+ q0 b
Second Date: You get more great head. " f! j0 j- T8 }/ L/ b% P
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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8 A% l. D# H5 c |8 t5 }6 APOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ! m/ ]6 k' Y) v4 ?, q
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
2 P; m+ |# ?8 m& }: qThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. " V$ s( `. b* _" @; p
" l+ b. B7 D% D2 D; H* JCHINESE WOMAN:
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7 N$ H8 `# z# K2 b1 |* ZFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
0 r2 U( Z7 W6 j, ^Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. * r3 `! @5 U+ \. Y6 U
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " B* v; O; E& k% c, m+ ~' F
8 S( a# k* {7 H% W! B. L3 KINDIAN WOMAN: - q( A/ G9 c/ O' i
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First date: Meet her parents.
4 ]$ V* F R3 f. u) d( d: r8 G* lSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
6 q! Q: ^' v7 k+ `3 w$ o$ K; G1 ^% CThird date: Wedding night. 2 J/ m; Q' X4 M( g# {) N9 u
6 f4 X5 R P3 V* y7 v* ~1 }BLACK WOMAN: " E: I. T/ v# |, C
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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: B3 p2 G H4 R2 K8 x* j g0 RThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
Y0 F+ g: \4 |. }3 I4 GTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
0 Q' L7 C5 b; v! Y: h! q7 wSecond Date: She is pregnant
6 `# ~# `' K% {# ]Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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