“WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s ... ... account, effective immediately." （全文链接）
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方便面不给调料包的惩罚。