"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人抢了你的老婆，最好的报复就是让他留着。
Lee Majors (美国电影明星 - 李.梅尔)

 

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.
结婚后夫妻就像一个硬币的两面•；他们不能面对对方，但还是分不开。

Al Gore (克林顿当总统时的副总统 - 阿尔•戈尔)

 

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎么样，还是结婚的好。如果你找到一个好太太，你会很幸福。假如你找到一个坏的，你会成为一个哲学家。
Socrates (古希腊的思想家、哲学家，教育家 - 苏格拉底)

 

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人给了男人做大事的激励和灵感，同时又给了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson (前美国拳王 - 麦克.泰森)

 

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
有一个好问题我总是没答案；那就是 “女人到底想要什麽？”
George Clooney (美国着名演员 - 乔治•克鲁尼)

 

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才说了几个字，她却回了我一段长篇大论。
Bill Clinton (美国前总统- 比尔.克林顿)

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人问我婚姻能维持这麽长的秘密。我们每个星期去餐馆两次。晚餐有烛光，音乐，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
George W. Bush (美国前总统 - 小布什)

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已经结婚两年了。
Rudy Giuliani (前纽约市911事件时的市长 - 鲁迪.朱利安尼)

 

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有两个秘密能让你的婚姻圆满：
1. 当你错时，马上认错。
2. 当你对时，闭上嘴巴。
Shaquille O’Neal (美国篮球巨星 - 沙奎尔.奥尼尔)

 

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法记住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
Kobe Bryant (美国篮球巨星 - 科比•布莱恩特)

 

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高兴兴的过了二十年，然后我们相遇了。
Alec Baldwin (美国电影明星 - 亚历克.鲍德温)

 

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一个好太太当她是错的时候总是原谅她的丈夫。
Barack Obama (美国总统- 欧巴马)

 

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一的敌我睡在一张床上的战争。
Tommy Lee (美国老牌电影明星 - 汤米.李)

 

"First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有个人骄傲的说 “我的太太是天使！”
另一个听到的人说 “你真幸运！我的还活着！”
Jimmy Kimmel (美国着名电视节目主持人 - 吉米.金米尔)

 

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“亲爱的，女士优先又怎么了？” 丈夫回答说，”今天世界乱成这个样子就是因为女士优先！“
David Letterman (美国电视着名脱口秀主持人 - 大卫.莱特曼)