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本帖最后由 楚天 于 2013-11-22 10:30 编辑
这么多拖延症患者，我再简单重复就没意思了。我决定发起成立爱坛拖延党并竞选总书记。我的政绩：
报税以及类似没劲的事一定要拖到最后一周才开始。
如果一个项目需要两个星期时间，我的时间分配一般是：第一个星期0%，第二个星期头4天40%，第5天50%，周末加班做其余10%，在别人需要调用的瞬间完成。
曾经至少两次在没有意外的情况下，就因为过分拖延以至误了航班。还有时候虽然最终赶上航班，但被机场广播点名。还有时候过了航班时间才到机场，只是凑巧航班晚起飞才上了飞机。
blah, blah, ......罄竹难书。
本党的纲领：敢于拖延，善于拖延，后发制人，后来居上。
本党的口号：生命在于拖延。
所有拖延表态的爱坛同学，将被视为以拖延的实际行动承认本党纲领。
全世界拖延者联合起来！
Procrastinators of the world, unite!
(ZT) The Procrastinator's Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. |
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雷达卡
发表于 2013-11-21 23:49:09
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。后来才发现，我最浅的那个又买过好几次了，最深的三个从来就没用光过
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），要写在小小的一厘米见方的标签里面，真是很考验我的耐心和定力阿。
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显身卡
发表于 2013-11-22 00:41:56
楼主
发表于 2013-11-22 01:46:07
