假如十八 发表于 2011-12-15 12:29 : Z# ~$ ?9 y- ]- r- n+ I# T' K
好帖子。鲁迅说,刘半农青年时候颇有红袖添香的想法,而且爱穿奇装异服,有双鞋子色若鱼皮:从来不知道这是 ...
假如十八 发表于 2011-12-15 12:29 : t* `! {2 {. G+ C' D5 Z3 f5 L
好帖子。鲁迅说,刘半农青年时候颇有红袖添香的想法,而且爱穿奇装异服,有双鞋子色若鱼皮:从来不知道这是 ...
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason. The best submissions:
SWISS ARMY KNIFE—male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of things, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.# q; {+ t2 K5 J: q* E) Q" g _
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KIDNEYS—female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.5 C' i& A4 ^ `/ I8 ~% z
TIRE—male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON—male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and, of course, there's the hot air part. }6 _ G/ N8 D& ^5 B7 X6 F
SPONGES—female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE—female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE—male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER—female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up… AND… because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed… AND because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.% V$ Z5 [ O% l- T" ?; E& O0 e
ZIPLOC BAGS—male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.; z- F7 m" Z: u. [5 b' h
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SUBWAY—male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up." K, `% B- C9 D0 [
HOURGLASS—female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.; b; ]- n2 C" b' ~; w
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HAMMER—male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
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REMOTE CONTROL—female… Ha!… you thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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