indy 发表于 2016-4-10 20:32:09

难以置信的死法

http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-campaign-treasurer-crushed-death-after-sta-52712


Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over










NEWS IN BRIEF   April 9, 2016

Vol 52 Issue 13   ·    Politics·Politicians·Money·Hillary Clinton·Election 2016   












NEW YORK—Confirming the accident occurred while transferring a new load of cash into Hillary Clinton’s campaign finance warehouse, sources reported that Hillary for America treasurer Jose Villarreal was crushed to death Friday after a stack of campaign funds toppled over onto him. “We are deeply saddened to report that our friend and colleague Jose Villarreal was killed instantly this morning when one of our forklifts struck a 30-foot stack of contributions, knocking over several pallets of campaign money and trapping him underneath,” said the campaign’s communications director, Jennifer Palmieri, who confirmed that Villarreal had been inventorying a particularly cramped and dangerous section of the warehouse dedicated to financial firm contributions when as much as $6 million came crashing down on top of him. “Unfortunately, by the time our staffers rushed in and dug Mr. Villarreal out from under the pile of bills and checks, it was too late. An entire week’s worth of fundraising fell on him, so, sadly, there was no chance of pulling him out alive.” Palmieri added that all staffers handling campaign funds would henceforth be required to wear hard hats and other protective equipment

李根 发表于 2016-4-11 00:21:14

An entire week’s worth of fundraising fell on him, so, sadly, there was no chance of pulling him out alive.

幸福死了

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齐若散 发表于 2016-4-11 00:53:11

哈~




indy 发表于 2016-4-11 01:03:55

齐若散 发表于 2016-4-11 00:53
哈~

刚看到的时候我赶紧去看日历确认今天不是一号啊{:191:}

喜欢就捧捧场 发表于 2016-4-11 01:06:11

本帖最后由 喜欢就捧捧场 于 2016-4-10 12:09 编辑

现金拍子码四层高，不用货架，彼此之间距离恐怕也不够叉车的转弯半径，物流没有小事故啊

戴安全帽属于然并卵的心里安慰，要有人重新规划仓储区，好好抓安全驾驶才成。

严重推荐@七月群山

穿着裤衩裸奔 发表于 2016-4-11 01:12:23

按理说我应该选择“难过”心情

grass 发表于 2016-4-11 01:39:06

这么奇特的死法，真地应验了那句话－＂被钱砸死＂

七月群山 发表于 2016-4-11 02:18:40

喜欢就捧捧场 发表于 2016-4-11 01:06
现金拍子码四层高，不用货架，彼此之间距离恐怕也不够叉车的转弯半径，物流没有小事故啊

戴安全帽属于然并 ...

挺可笑的,不过说实话,笑不出来啊:dizzy:。。。估计是,当事人只注意security 了,没在意safety

水风 发表于 2016-4-11 04:15:17

这，这不是做广告，来招贼么？

头一次听说在美国有这么多的现金物流的。。。

牛腰 发表于 2016-4-11 04:53:40

看不出来戴安全帽能起什么作用

tanis 发表于 2016-4-11 05:07:31

新闻里那个图是真的么。。。

李根 发表于 2016-4-11 09:46:06

擦！！！

刚刚发现这个网页是

The ONION

http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5315/3/16x9/800.jpg

大家都被楼主骗了

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怎这样呢 发表于 2016-4-11 11:38:21

洋葱啦 洗洗睡

一个地址 发表于 2016-4-11 17:47:35

这难道就是老广说的：发死。
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